kawaii_bobo
Dec 9 2006, 01:06 AM
My friend told me this joke and I found it funny...
There's these two female vampire who are in a bar.
Vampire 1: I would like to have a cup of warm blood.
Vampire 2: I would like to have hot water.
Vampire 1 looks at Vampire 2 with a
look.
Vampire 1: Why would you want water? You're a vampire... you drink blood.
Vampire 2: I know.
Then the bartender gave them their drinks.
Vampire 2 reached down, took out a bloody tampon and said "I'm having tea."
hahahaha...
fionarhz
Dec 9 2006, 01:57 AM
lol.... eww, thats gross.....
xl0lxl0lx
Dec 9 2006, 01:59 AM
god! i was eating.
that joke is just wrong
green.lollipops!
Dec 9 2006, 02:55 AM
lol haha ewwwww thats disturbing
Juli~<3
Dec 9 2006, 09:45 AM
LOL
thats good lol
but kinda gross if you think about it for longer lol
MeiNing
Dec 9 2006, 12:21 PM
ROFL that's so gross ^^;;;
icycool
Dec 9 2006, 12:28 PM
that is very funny but gross hehe
domokunn
Dec 9 2006, 12:48 PM
yeah. funny but sick o.o
love_jessica
Dec 9 2006, 12:52 PM
ok... that is just nasty in a funny way
som4tang
Dec 9 2006, 12:53 PM
...............................
Rubiiex
Dec 9 2006, 12:57 PM
I've read this one before... it's funny.
But hasn't it been posted before? =]
Janice<3
Dec 9 2006, 02:06 PM
ewwwwww she's drinking her own blood? >_< it's gross but funny.
KyOotKrnAng3l
Dec 9 2006, 06:54 PM
haha thats gross. heard something like that before.
Scy91
Dec 9 2006, 07:06 PM
Duuuude..
like...dude.
nivrah
Dec 9 2006, 07:11 PM
That's kind of...ok...disturbing and gross
Onesweetypie
Dec 9 2006, 07:18 PM
disturbing hahahah x]!
Jangoon
Dec 9 2006, 07:19 PM
sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol reminds me of another joke
PapayaSeed
Dec 9 2006, 09:22 PM
hahaha... i can totally picture it
InfiniteTime
Dec 9 2006, 09:37 PM
ew, nasty. good thing i ate like 3-4 hours ago, or else i'll end up barfing.
Jangoon
Dec 9 2006, 10:04 PM
just drank tea and saw this again @____@ lol
Fui
Dec 10 2006, 12:04 AM
Oh wow, that's really disgusting.
~azn_pwincess~
Dec 10 2006, 12:39 AM
OMFG EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW T______________T gross T__T
Silent Tears
Dec 10 2006, 01:19 AM
Haaa..
i've heard this in Chinese version 2 years ago...
It's really....gross~~
marc3lla
Dec 10 2006, 11:12 AM
lmao. im not drinking tea ever.
Lilys addiction
Dec 10 2006, 12:18 PM
LOL hhahahahah omg that was disturbing but hella funny
lmao
MUXU
Dec 10 2006, 01:21 PM
didnt know vampires have sex and have babies
i bet their period doesnt hurt..they have enough blood to go around
EYJAYJAY
Dec 10 2006, 01:27 PM
haha i know a smiliar one
what do you call two women who eats each other out once a month?
lesbian vampires
[DarkFire]>
Dec 10 2006, 07:11 PM
ewwwwwwwww, OMG! that's so random, didnt think of that XD
kiut_me
Dec 10 2006, 07:17 PM
ROFL that's so funny in a nasty kind of way haha
duncalisious
Dec 10 2006, 07:58 PM
that's distgusting....
NJSK.
Dec 10 2006, 08:11 PM
i've heard this before & i must admit it's not very pleasant
but it's pretty funny xPP
muchlove!
-jisoo
MMHM
Dec 10 2006, 11:01 PM
Haha eww.
I cringed a little, but creative.
Kristtina
Dec 11 2006, 08:58 AM
omg,sooooooo funny and grosss at the same time
AntKun
Dec 23 2006, 09:31 AM
Haha thats so sick.
It made me chuckle though.
ritzy!
Dec 23 2006, 10:11 AM
omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
this was posted before but now i like seriously get it x______x;
jocepi
Dec 23 2006, 11:59 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwww..... O_O
that was so gross T_T
***
Dec 23 2006, 12:11 PM
LOL.. waaa, grosoossss!
2partsvodka
Dec 23 2006, 12:13 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
illneverletyougo
Dec 23 2006, 12:36 PM
ewwwwwww
omg... that was disgusting...
pyroignition
Dec 23 2006, 12:49 PM
ughhhh soooo sickkk!!!
MOOVERDOSE
Dec 23 2006, 02:24 PM
I knew this was coming.
Oh man.
-K-
Dec 24 2006, 01:59 AM
lol,i just finnished eating.
bubblishxtrem
Dec 24 2006, 06:33 AM
HAhahhaha, that's hilarious.....
1b4by
Dec 24 2006, 08:10 AM
LOL! didn't see that one coming.
CutieGirl303
Dec 24 2006, 08:51 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh werid but funnyyy
kikikt
Dec 24 2006, 11:55 AM
eeeeeeeeeeee
thats disgusting
plus my mums just called me down to eat
soupinmychickenoodle
Dec 24 2006, 01:16 PM
eewww omy that's pretty nasty.
~Shelly~
Dec 27 2006, 03:51 PM
Oh yuck but haha at the same time! ><
marianzhouzhou
Dec 27 2006, 05:32 PM
omgg thats so ewwww X_X...
xo_vivi_ox
Dec 27 2006, 05:47 PM
;>_> wth ....................................................... ew
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