Subliminal Star (& Green Velvet) Downplay Two-Headed Calf

US house producer/ unofficial Skrufff biblical scholar Jorge Jaramillo dismissed
suggestions that the birth of a two headed calf in America this week could herald
the Apocalypse, telling Skrufff "It sounds like one of the beasts mentioned in the
Book of Revelation, but it's not."

However, the Subliminal Records star (who's currently releasing an artist album
'Girlz Rock Da House Music' AND a compilation Subliminal Winter Sessions 1V) warned
that more than a few ominous events are happening including the increasing
prevalence of Jesus jokes and even more significantly Tom Cruise promoting
scientology.

"His celebrity status has lead many to his new age religion, an anti-Christ
religion, and that's just one out of thousands of anti-Christ religions out there,"
said Jorge, "and then there's the fact that we haven't had a proper winter this
year."

"The Bible quotes that in the End Times the days will be made shorter for the
elects' (chosen people's) sake," he pointed out.

"Most, if not all theologians interpret this to mean that the days shall be
scorching hot, so unbearably hot that God shall shorten daylight to keep those 'left
behind' from burning to death. So here I am, in the middle of January experiencing
hot weather and putting two and two together and making the connection between
global warming and Biblical prophecy," he said.

With DJ bookings confirmed up until at least March (including the Subliminal party
at the Miami Winter Conference, Jorge stressed there's (probably) still time to
escape Judgement and pointed out that he's still less than perfect himself.

"The only time I worry `about End Time is when I find myself sinning a lot, then I
repent and ask God to straighten me out and make sure I don't commit the same kinds
of sin," he confessed.

"It's incredibly difficult not to sin but He is a loving God, so much so that he
sent his only son to die for our sins. Satan has turned that into a fairy tale with
the Da Vinci Code, and the 'Lost Books of Judah' and as the Bible says many will be
deceived and shall hate you for my name-sake. That means many will be fooled away
from the truth and we Christians shall be hated for our Lord Jesus Christ's name."

He also partially backed notorious TV evangelist Pat Robertson's recent prediction
that America is facing another imminent terror attack ('I'm not saying necessarily
nuclear; the Lord didn't say nuclear', Robertson claimed last week).

"Our borders are un-protected. Political Babylon, which many believe to be the
United States, will be wiped out in an hour's time," Jorge declared.

"What other way can a nation or country be wiped out in an hours time other than by
a big blast such as nuclear? But don't be scared, there is hope, give your heart to
Jesus and proclaim Him as your one and only God and Saviour. If you pass this off as
fairy tale I would say to you, keep watching for the end time signs and tie them
together with Biblical scripture," he advised.

US techno/ house legend evangelical Christian Green Velvet (aka Cajmere aka Curtis
Jones) agreed with Jorge's assessment, telling Skrufff 'the signs to look out for at
the end of times are that people will be experiencing unusually difficult times
spiritually as well as not being able to resist temptation.'

"This means that most people will be mental wrecks (suffering from satanic/demonic
influences) and will also be promiscuous," Curtis continued, "But for the elects'
sake (the chosen ones' sake- Skrufff) these days will be shortened so that they'll
be able to endure the temptations and the works of Satan," said Curtis.

"Don't turn to your psychologist or psychiatrist," he added, "Turn to Jesus. God
bless, Curtis."

Jorge Jaramillo's new artist album 'Girlz Rock Da House Music' is available now, via
Itunes. Subliminal Winter Sessions 1V is out in February.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...mp;in_page_id=2 (Two
headed cow- picture)

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(Buy Jorge's new album here (before it's too late!)