So yesterday my whole immediate family (Mom, Dad, Sis, Grandma, Uncle, Cousin, Aunt) got together for a big dinner at this restaurant to celebrate my mom and uncle's birthdays (one year and one day apart). My mom and her brother, and also my cousin are left-handed..so that's where the discussion goes.
Grandma: Well the doctor told me to just leave them alone as children and not force them to be right-handed. it's just wrong!
Mom: Well I can do some things with both hands!
Dad: Oh yeah I know someone who switches hands as they eat.
I'm at the other end of the table, but I'm listening in..and at that remark I burst out GACKT~!
Everyone at the long table turns and looks at me like

so I say "well..Gackt eats with both hands

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My dad threw up his arms in defeat.."I thought I would be able to go ONE WHOLE DAY without hearing his name!! But no! Why me?! Lord, when will I have just one day, without Gackt-sauce?" and my mom said "Don't worry! She graduates and leaves home in just one year! Just wait it out

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