My sister is a nurse in a hospital one of her patient's Surname was Mangkey( they couldn't stop laughing when they saw it~lol)

And I have a schoolmate before whose names are Milky Way and Milky Star *such cute names*

I also came across with the name Star Light, Cheese, Rafunsyl and Storviken, most of them are my schoolmates

you can just see how creative and unique our parents are...~haha


So what's yours?

ey in the humor section there use to be
this thread of showing funny real people's names; there was a whole bunch
but i only remeber like one of em, && dat is Ann T. Social
xDD!! ahaha


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I came across somebody with Cheese as their name.

^ Same here. Haha.

I had a discussion with my family over this at Christmas dinner... they were freaking hilarious. Someone's last name was Fuk(something) but it wasn't how you pronounced it.. it was like Feuk- or something rofls.
And some couple, I shouldn't really say their names, but it was something relating to the word "cock" and involved touching, as their shortened first names.. ._. It was rather hilarious but unfortunate, but very coincidental

I have a friend named Paul Lee. Lots of people call him Polly. It was hilarious when I realized.
One time, a sub. was calling roll, and the class burst out laughing when she said his name.

There is a surname Boo.
I don't know what that called in chinese, but in english its Boo.

my dad's chinese friend's name is 'Fook Yoo' 8DD
LOL i full cracked up when my dad's like "Call uncle Fook Yoo!"
so i was like.. "Uncle Fook You, how's you?"

There's this girl named Monica Cheng that I used to know.
In Fujian Monica Cheng sounds like "molesting your butt."
A whole bunch of us laughed our butt off when they pronounce her name. =D

hahaha that Fook Yoo is funny. Erm I remember Pilot Inspektor. not sure which celebrity's child it was. and michael jackson's kid called blanket i think.

When I was little there used to be these 4 sisters in the Chinatown Park (parks name is willy woowoo wong which i laughed at ) and their names were March April May and June (=

lol.
- My teacher told me that one of her friends' surname was 'Duck'. They had a son and then at the baptism they found out they named their son 'Donald' haha 'Donald Duck'

-My elder sister is named 'Dung'. In Vietnamese it's a really nice name; as in beauty ^^ I don't need to tell you what it means when pronounced in English right?

- There was this lady I saw on the news whose first name is Mary. She married a man with a surname 'Christmas'. 'Mary Christmas' lmao

If also seen weird names like Frosti, Cutie, Evergreen, Kingdom, Blue, Yoyo, aigoo Chinese celebrities have/make the funniest english names xD

i know a guy and his last name is rindfleisch.
he is half mexican, half korean
but his name is german
and it means

beef.

Totally agree some celebs have really random english names, to add to the list, Bosco, Myolie, Fish, Blue and sooooo on...



When i first heard of Kim Ki Bum, i thought it was funny, just cos if u say it really fast or over and over again it sounds like Kinky bum, maybe its just me!!!

on the news theres this lady named "Robin Robinson"
i always laugh when i hear about people named things like "Steve Stevenson", "John Johnson", etc. :]
my sister knows somebody named "Anita Burger" = I Need A Burger

my science teacher was called William Williamson
he told us he got laughed too much at school so he changed his first name i unno his first name anymore...starts with an R now

it's hilarious encountering people named after things that have connotation with luxury.
like Queen, Royal, Mercedes, Porche, Lexus, etc.

My cousin has a friend called CHEE WHYE and if you say it fasts, it becomes CHEE BYE. In this Chinese dialect, apparently, it means vagina. HAHAHAHA.

QUOTE (suzic87 @ Dec 30 2007, 11:03 AM)

When i first heard of Kim Ki Bum, i thought it was funny, just cos if u say it really fast or over and over again it sounds like Kinky bum, maybe its just me!!!

When I first heard it, I was like...uh...bum?

I've encountered really weird names since grade school. I remember having a classmate named King David. Kekeke. >:D
And I really think that guys with two old-sounding names is odd. Like in our circle of friends, their names are Jose Miguel, Juan Carlo, Ariel Jonas, Francis Roman, Jericho Vincent. .__. I guess that's why we have nicknames for. I don't think I've ever called them by that because if I did, memories of old Spanish novelas come to mind.

Oh yeah, and my prof's name is B. Araw. Araw = sun. Since no one really remembers what the B is for, we call him "bungang araw", which translates to prickly heat. Hahahaha. And strangely, even our classroom with two large air condiitoners gets warm when he's around. .___.

some people make fun of my name XD
cause it's panphila, and they make weird versions of my name o.o

i've never really encountered another weird name, but my friend's sister's name is queenie. & i was like wtheck? & she told me it was actually a popular english name in hk -o-;;

Do. Just Do. XD Said as "Doh". But yeah. XD Oh, and Yuxhin (I think that's how you spell it) but it's pronounced "Eugene". I'll edit if I think of more. Oh wait, Xi! Because it gets so confusing between "Xi" and "She" at times lol.

Denver Colorado Nguyen.

he was born in Denver, Colorado too!
thats how he got his name :]

There are these two guys at my school, their names are Rock and Clay.
No kidding. And no, they're not brothers LOL

ooh! i thought i knew a lot, but i could only remember three..
back in elementary school, there was a vice principal named Art King.
my cousin knew two sisters named Galaxy and Universe.. and i had this one friend
back in elementary school, also.. his name was Rocky Cao.. like.. cow.

my neighbor's name is
Bentley Mercedes Nguyen

and his brother's name is
Jaguar Ferrari Nguyen


NO JOKE!

there was a guy in my class who's name was Revolution but he went by 'Rev'
it's such a hot name.

And there is a girl in my theater class whose name is Rainbow
She's a freshman in HS and carries a Dora the Explorer back pack >.>

Lol there's a Korean name I laughed about.
Soo Yeon Jang.
xD " Swimming pool "
And my surname's " Jang " , so if my name's Bo-ah, then it'll end up being " Jang Bo-ah", which means go shoppping or something xD

And there's one last name I laughed about.
Dan Cockhead.

Oh yeah, and in that one Taiwanese drama, there was a character named Artz Wu.

Some people are amazed by my full name when i tell them and they usually think i'm kidding.. My full name is 'Joanna Joe'. One of my friends when i first met him told me it sounds like a pornstar name, hah!

I've known people called Hope, Faith, Mr. Woodcock (an art teacher at my school), Futura and Galaxy (Sisters), Michell (pronounced Michelle but everyone at first pronounces it as Mitchell), Freyja (the common/normal spelling is Freya), Keturah, Monshana and Stranz (sister and brother), Amelinda, Isiah Blazer Godinet is the full name of a guy i know and when i first knew that i was like omgwhatanepicandawesomefullname and there's way more but i just can't think of them.. i hope no one i know goes on soompi and saw that and recognised their names, LOL.

Theres a teacher at my school whose surname is Cockburn

omg! lol this reminds me of one time

so my middle name is "sau". and "sau" in cantonese means skinny. and my name is "sau mon" (skinny girl)
so when i was little, i was fat/chubby. my family always teased me and stuff then one day when they started saying my name i started to cry and told everyone to call me "fay mon" (fat girl)

yeah i still get teased till this day.

i don't remember how its spelled
but my roomies friends last name
sounds like "panty anorak"

i don't think that my name is that funny, but some people say it's unique. my name is anhpha (pronounce it as onfa). it's not really a viet name for those of you who are wondering. my mom just put two names together and then ta-da. i grew up thinking that i was the only anhpha and thought i was special, but actually there's another girl with my name, she lives in texas. and she's older than me so technically she was named first >:[. i'm anhpha nguyen and she's anhpha dinh. <--- which name sounds better??? jk. but yea people joke all the time cause my name sounds like "to eat pho" in vietnamese. for clarification pho is just another one of the vietnamese noodle soups. yep :]

my viet friend's name is Phuc. hahaha
when i saw it in text, i lmao'd. but its really pronounced fook.
like fook mi in austin powers.

at my old job i had client(s) named:

-billy joe
- Saw pretty
-Gay lor
-Pretty blue eyes
-He Man (hahahah)
-Lord King
-Nothing
-Whai (why) Yoo
-Gay Maan

hahahh..some are cute and others, i wonder what the parents were thinking.

there's guys at my school: named Anus & Danish i had to laugh at it rofl.

also, math teacher at my school: mr.milky -___- not sure how you spell it, but it's said like that rofll .. i always have the urge to laugh when i hear his name.

There was more but this was all I remember
Lmao me and my friend would put them in a sentence

Sucdeep
(you)
Bich Ho

~classmates btw

i was watching this documentary on the beijing olympics
and one of the guy's names that they mentioned was One Wei
lolol sounded so funny when they were like, "So One Wei, which way do we go?"
xDD

I know a kid named Vladmir. It's not weird...it's just uncommon. lol

It's not funny, just weird.
Maitane.
Try and pronounce that.

I once met two sisters called Africa and America... weird parents.

I know someone that named their son Cafe which is coffee in Viet.
Also one of my dad's friends named his son Zidane (the football player). I thought that was pretty cool. xD

i know a dude named FOOSE <--that's his play name.
i know a girl named SPESHAL
in middle school, i laughed so hard because a guy's name was LONG. it's not funny anymore though.

my best friend's last name is cancel..

Really? There's so many guys names Vladimir here o.o
I think it might just be because there's a lot of Russians here...

I remember I was looking through the phone book though when I was really bored.
And I saw Buttkins xD
It was so cool.

And I still feel weird when I meet someone with the last name Cummings... (I'm so immature )
I also used to know someone named Sunshine.
There's this little kid that lives down the street from me named Sunflower, too.

my friends last name is 'strange'
michael strange haha
somehow no one finds it strange ..
since we're used to it

I know a guy whose first name is 'PERFECT'. LOL!

My second name is Aurora >.>
You know.. Aurora Borealis = northern light

I know a guy called Man Fai
At first I thought it was a reference to the "Man Faye" cosplayer

Oh and I knew a girl called Soraya, wich is usually a name for dark/african people.. but she was white and had blonde hair D=

And my mom's initials are A.A.P
Aap means monkey in dutch

omg those names are all hilarious xDD....oh well
I know some.....funny or weird surnames o-O

- my classmates surname is Leberfinger....which is german..for Liverfinger
- one of my teachers surnameis T.Langer ....and Langer means Long....and he is really tall o-O
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...

OH and not to forget my siblings and my name. -0-...

my name is Tran...YES like the vietnamese surname ....so my name is Tran Nguyen....2 surnames ' and in german it means something with liver oil of fishes and stuff. -0-....my older sis name is Tram....yeah...like the train...and my older brother... Tri hahas yes like the number 3 ^^, and all in one...my whole family got a name that begins with T hahas



uff maybe i'll edit this post...when I think it over again xDD

I knew this one guy, who's name was in Vietnamese.
Phuc Dat Bich. I felt so bad for him XD!
Imagine teachers trying to pronouces that.

I have another friend, who's last name was Popadic.
I remember the first time she told me, I spend two whole classes laughing about it.

Awkward names...

I went to elementary school with someone named Harry Ho, and high school with a girl named Nazish Hussein. The other day my sister told me that there's someone in her grade, now, named SIMAI WANG. Incredble!

Haha, i thought of this really hilarious one.
Tan (chinese surname) with a nickname Ben = Ben Tan
(btw u dont prnounce it as tan (skin), you pronounce it as tahn)
And it turned out similar to Ben Dan which is stoopid in chinese. LOL.

I had this friend who has a unique surname 'Rao'

and there was this girl whose name was Rainbow