Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
Artery........................ The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic......................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
D&C............................ Where Washington is.
Dilate......................... To live long.
Enema......................... Not a friend.
Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................ A small lie.
G.I. Series................... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.................... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates...................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................... I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative................ A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.
Secretion..................... Hiding something.
Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor......................... One plus one more.
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose....................... Near by/close by.

Okay O.o.

hahahhaha those are funy!

...Oooook.

ahahahahha! those are soo funny! xDDD

benign was funny. after you be eight. xD

HAHAHAHHAHAH OMG those are really funny. I guess people who are in the health/medical field would find it more funny. PUAHAHHA.

LMAO..LOLZZ..THOSE ARE FUNIE..
"URINE' = URE IN..LOLZZZ

LOL hahahaha nice one ^^

Barium hahaha ohh goodness! hahahha funny terms

LOLLLLL
stupid but cute =]

Rectum, DAMN near killed'em!!!

Hilarious, unless you're the patient

Those are frikkin hilarious.

"Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her."
lol

HAHAHAH
i remember RECTUM was on Blue Collar TV

AHAHA i only get these because my grandpa's a redneck.... (Btw ... i'm not >< just to clear that up)

wow
how do people come up w/ these?

Ahahaha!!~ That was funny.
I liked Fester

omg these are wins. since i live in the south, saying the terms in a southern accent is freakn halirious and i can see why these are the definitions.

Hahah, some of them are pretty funny.

Nice play with words
Very clever

lol
had to think some through

this is so hilarious!!!!
i cried because of laughing! hahahahaha
nice!! gonna show this to my brother!

Very fun interpreting them all. Haha. Thanks for sharing.

LOL nice, i actually read it all

Tablet......................... A small table.

^ LOL

Haha, some of those make me crack up!

hahaha awesome Imma print it for work o.o

Ahaha, that's funnny. {:

XD
Great play on words. I gotta show this to my science teacher.

Coma........................... A punctuation mark.


*gasp*
Rednecks know what a punctuation mark is?