lol i've said some pretty stupid things... well i guess everybody did, right?
i remember one time in class, one of the girl asked our science teacher whether sucrose solution was poisonous.
(surcrose = table sugar)

so what's the stupidest thing you've said?

haha so much things. the most recently, i was at a checkup. and my nurse was asking me questions.

nurse: do u drink milk?
me: yes
nurse: what kind?
me: ummm chocolate
nurse: i meant whole, skim, etc.
me ohh

My and my friend (sujin) were arguing and u know how some words spelled backwards are like ... "deep" like love is evol for evolve = evolution = you learn to love...
ANYWAYS, my friend calls me a moron and I was wanting to say something clever to win the argument. This is how it goes~

SUJIN: you're a moron.

ME: oh yeah sujin?! did you know moron spelled backwards spells .. n-n-nor -rom... yeah! norom! uh..it's..........- _ -;;;;;;

SUJIN: you're a moron.

ME: sorry that i am (_ _lll)

hahaha i think mine beats all of yours...
seriously i wasn't thinking when i said this...

"when is the 4th of july?"

Hahah. That made me smile.

This isn't fair, 'cause I actually did say something really stupid this week, but totally forgot! That's what happens when you don't eat right for the past few days. =______= I'll come back when I do remember, if that happens. XD

ahhaa.
i have many stupid moments.
but i guess one of them was when i was standing in front of the subway/mrt station in taiwan and i literally asked someone who just came out of the subway. i got weird stares.
yayy. HAHA.

my stupid moments
during english class, i turned to someone sitting next to me
this one time we were talking about our classes, & teachers and all
then i asked her
"hey, who do you have for english?"
her: uhh..IM IN YOUR CLASS!
"

Daniel: - Has super red eyes -
Me: Woah, you look like you're bleeding blood out of your eye
Random kid: What else could you bleed out?

haha.
owned.

I'm sure I've said a lot of stupid things but this is the only one I can think of at the moment.
Me and my friends were playing Pictionary one time and if anyone knows that game the cards have a blue side and a red side.
Both teams were supposed to draw so I had to pass the card to the drawer on the other team.
MY FRIEND (the other drawer): What side is the answer on? Blue or red?
ME: Yellow
it was actually an honest mistake cuz there's a category that's yellow and that's what I meant but yeah, it was pretty stupid.
And this wasn't me, but my friend's sister accidentally ordered a Whopper at a McDonalds drive-thru once lol!

I constantly yell "anal" in my English class. Reason for this is because someone said "analyze" very slowly.
Yes...I am immature.

aww...thanks for sharing guys

@_@ yeah. I say stupid things a lot
but...i don't keep track of them ><

<3floriee

i was trying to tell my buddy 'aww you have such cute dimples'... but it came out...

me: aww you have such cute nipples.
him: ..... haha okay....

& i didnt notice what i said until few 32904823094823409234 minutes later. lol
D: lol he wouldnt stop making fun of me after that day..

I said passionable once.......I blame Yoochun.

^^ dimples->nipples
HAHAHAHAHAHA


That's a good one.



I actually do that ALL the time.

I'm in world history and I ask the guy next to me: are you in AP Euro??

i called my english teacher mom in elementary school

haha i'm pretty sure i've said a lot of stupid things in life, but i'll tell write down my most recent one (today XD)
i was at PE and i was walking around with my friend, when someone kicked pinecones at us -.-
ME : WTH!
PERSON : what did i do?!
ME : YOU KICKED PINEAPPLES AT ME!
everyone who heard me started laughing -.-

Okay. I've said plenty of stupid things through my life. The on I will remember throughout my whole life would be this one.

Other girls: Blah, b;ah, blah, blah

Me: How many bras do you have?

Other girls: Uhh? O.o

Me:...O.O... Never mind

I don't know why I asked that. Looking back now, I fell to idiotic.

ooooh i found someone who said the same thing i once asked

i asked when was the 4th of july too -__________-;;; lmao

LOL I was at the cafeteria and I wanted to buy pizza so I looked at the paper thing where it shows how much.
It was like 70 cents so I had 70 cents and I asked my friend...
"How much is pizza?"
ROFL.
Call me a noob [you may XD]

LOL well I know i've said some stupid stuff but my comments has never resulted to what my friend told me. He told that there was this girl in his biology class who asked the teacher:

"Doesn't an ANT turn into a CATERPILLAR?"



HAHAHAHAHA I started laughing butt off because it was the dumbest question EVER!!

i remember watching this in one of the comedy tv series, someone in there family fainted so....

person 1: omg he collasped!

person 2: what should we do?

person 1: call 911

person #2 ran towards the kitchen to reach the phone and than ran back out shouting.....

person 2: whats the number to 911

hahahahah

^ lol i think i watched some sorta show like that.
saved by the bell? IDK.
anyway, good ones.
I LOLED on the nipples -- > dimples one XD

i was REALLY young, and REALLY stupid.

sister : a country is bigger than a state.
me: NO. A STATE is BIGGER than a COUNTRY, like the UNITED STATES. Yea. THATS A STATE!

i don't keep track of the stupid things i said.
so i don't really know ><
but i've said them before.

i've said a lot of stupid things....but right now the only one i can thing of is this conversation i had with my sister.. can't really remember but it wuz something like

me:gosh i can't do so much, i only have two pairs of arms and legs!!
sis:u have two pairs??HAHAHHA
me: '....' i mean two arms and legs.

I was sitting in math class today, clearly not paying attention...

SunHi: Mickey was looking for you yesterday.
Me: *thinking that she was talking about Kevin, her bf* Really? Why?
SunHi: I don't know. He called and said you were suppose to meet him at Caribou.
Me: *not listening* Serious? Oh, well, tell him I said sorry.
SunHi: Why should I? You're the one dating my brother!
Me: What are you talking about? You're the one dating him ---
SunHi: What the hell?
Me: ...what are we talking about again?
SunHi: Mickey!
Me: Not Kevin?
SunHi: No!
Me: Oh... sorry.


And once,

I walked into my friend's fourth hour which is my first hour (it was science) and asked her, "So what class is this?" She was like, ":blink: You have this class first hour!" Me: "Oh... hey, this is my science class! ^__^" Friend: "-_-"

LOL.

haha... this was during my senior year in high school....

sister: which is uglier: neanderthals or homo sapiens?
me: they're both ugly.
sister: uhh.. WE'RE homo sapiens.
me: ... OH YEAH!

lol You weren't completely wrong.lol. Most of our states are bigger than other countries. Except you added the United States part lol

i was talking to my friend about her boyfriend (he's scottish)
heres how tyhe conversation went..



FRIEND *to another person* : my boyfriend is scottish, and his parents have the craziest scottish accents
ME * to my friend* : ..wait i thought he was from scotland.

I am extremely ignorant at world geography.
Me: "So, I'm curious, is HK an island or is it connected with China?"
Friends: "Are you serious? What do you think it is?"
Me: ...
Friends: "It's an island, how do you not know that???"
Me: "I remember watching an episode COPS, HK version and I saw police officers busted some illegal immigrants who stowed away in cargoes. I guess that means HK is an island."

i don't remember my but i remember what my friend did infront of her crush (TOM)~

MN: (busy lookin at some fliers)

TOM: Hello!

MN: (turn around. look at him. walk into classroom)

--after they sat down with TOM sitting behind her.--

MN: (turn around to face him) Hi Tom.

TOM: OMG it took u that long to reply back?

MN: well i don't speak that fast.

So I was looking at my recent posts and I saw this thread and I said something really weird today.

I promise I'm a good girl.

After first period, the halls get really crowded and I was just so drowsy I didn't realize what I was saying.
(I have a stuffy nose and sore throat)

So I'm walking down this crowded hallway and I say out loud:

I feel drugged.....

.....

maybe because I am......


......
.....

off of medicine.









But that's because I'm sick.



















I was sooooooooooo tired from the medicine but it sounds like I was making an excuse for how I was feeling.
But yeah.

Everyone looked at me all weird.

Is this even considered stupid?

almost all my friends call me stupid O__________O;
i don't keep track of the things i do.
excpet this once.
my sister gave me a pen where there was like a puffy tip on top one day.
my friend: you're stupid.
me : how am i stupid!?!!?!? *tries to stuff the pen in my mouth*
my friend : SEE! THAT'S STUPID! WHO WOULD DO THAT?!

then once.


ROFLL omg am i just stupid or something?
it took me a while to understand this -.-'

jeez i've had alot of stupid moments but i cant really remember any at the moment. I do remember and incident with my friend though haha

So we were buying tickets for a movie...

Ticket-booth person: That would be $8.00 total.

friend: O____O EIGHTY DOLLARS??

Ticket-booth person: -___-;; no…$8.00

+=edited

oh i remember one time i called home and my sister picks up and i asked her where she was at

ohh I said something so stupid today.


For economics class, there was two girls with the same first and last name.
The guy with the letter for one of them was like saying something about child support.

I was being careless and I was like, "Wait, are you pregnant??"


And everyone just stared and gasped.



...And I was like "I'm kidding, im kidding!!"


even my teacher was like O_O don't go that far.



But I have said soo many stupid things...

after school...

me: I'm home? Where's that woman! *referring to my mom*

dad:...shes right in front of you talking on the phone.

me:..oh.

lololol
i remember one stupid thing i said..

*green car drives pass*
Me: i just saw a green car that looked like your car but green!
Friend: riiighhht...

There's this stupid thg my cousin said when he was very little.. and it has since become our common lingo aka family joke

We once passed an empty lot of land on our way to the playground. It was fenced off, with a warning sign hung out at the front that reads, "Trespassers will be prosecuted." So my cousin, who was 7 at the time, decided to be smart by trying to teach his 5yo sister how to read the sign. He said to her v loudly and clearly,

"Trespassers... will... be... EXECUTED!!"

So yeah, ever since then, whenever the bunch of us sees the word prosecuted, we nvr fail to replace it to read "executed" and hv a gd laugh over it. This sorta became a family joke especially since that cousin went to law school & became a solicitor lmao~
I once told his new gf, "Oh, Jason used to execute trespassers when he was little."

lol this topic is favourited! =D

yeah, I had said some stupidest stuff, but can't recall them at the moment =X.
lemme start remembering then i will post here! =D

hmmmm i say all kinds of stupid stuff that i can't remember, but one of the things my mom and I tend to do is mix parts of different words together by accident.

Example:

I tried to say "plane crash", but it came out "crane plash."

or "when is papa coming home?" came out as "when is capa poming home?"

some of these things made me lol
but i've had some stupidd moments.
which ive conveniently forgotten.
although; one of my friends once asked me:

is a duck a fish?

A few years back.....COUGH.

Guy: Hey what are you?
Me: ....o___0 I'm...............human????
Guy: No I mean what ethnicity!
Me: OH!!! HAHAHAHA

i remember once when me and my friend were walking to the gym and as we were walking there...
i was telling her that i liked this one movie.
but it came out like....

ME: you know i really like this one MOW-ZIE?

ever since then we often laugh about me say "mow-zie" instead of "movie".

me and my friends were talking about underwear and why some
women would actually want to try on some before buying it.
Two of our guy friends were with us and of course I said the stupidest thing possible

"Pff thats stupid all I do is grab a pack of size small thongs and then I'm outta of there."

They turned absolutley red and I didn't realize till I tought it over in my head ack! Lol
I just thought it amusing. I wasn't embarassed about it either though >.< maybe I should be?

I know I've definitely said stupid things in my life but I can't think of any of those moments right now.

I do remember a moment my cousin told me, though.

She was at her cousin's place and they were eating lunch. My cousin was eating chicken nuggets. Well, out of the blue, her cousin just walks up to her and asks, "Hey, are you a vegetarian?"

LOL!!

you think that's bad? >.>" for the LONGEST time... i thought South African was Brazil =_=" Actually lemme explain, everyone said Brazil is near the amazons so I'd thought Brazil is on the other side of the globe where South Afica was located. Well they do look similar =X My world map goes like this. Canada, US, Mexico.. and then rest of Europe and Brazil was where South Africa was... I'm terrible, I know ._.



LOL that's so cute...

(i didnt exactly say this:)

setting - after school

my friend#1 - omg your so asian! lol (to me)
my friend#2 - wait... what???? i thought she was korean!

haha still cracks me up

"The cheesecake tastes like cheese!"
"Dude, it smells like chocolate!" (Referring to the cocoa butter).

Hahaha, I love my stupid moments.

This one guy from my Bio class asked:
"Can we change our blood type?"

When I was six I woke up in our living room and my mom happened to be there when I woke up. I asked her, "Umma, when can we go home?"

lol yea imm sloow so stupid things happen to me alot lol
harhar
i dun really keep track of them but i once asked my friend this

"what continent is the ocunntry goregia in? lol"

friend: i cant drink milk
me: oh snap..your black toast and tolerant?

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