i didn't see any subs provided for U-Kiss Special on TVB, so i decided to translate~
here is
PART.1's transcript:
090927 TVB 娛樂新聞台 非常娛樂 U-KISS 1F = MC Fion
J = MC John
UK = U-Kiss
S = Soohyun
E = Eli
KE = Kevin
A = Alexander
KB = Kibum
D = Dongho
C = captionstarting from 0.30:
QUOTE
(first 30 seconds are just introducing U-KISS and their popularity in korea)
F: (in fail korean xD even the chinese subs are wrong!) Hello~ I am... pretty? Really?... Thank you! Eh... I LOVE YOU!
J: Forget it... today i see you dressed in all yellow, as if all prepared for your future, speaking Korean nonstop, looks like you want to marry a Korean man...
F: You're right, but I still can't find the right one... Any recommendations?
J: Ha! fion, Today i will tell you, you need to take a deep breath, no... need SIX deep breaths.
F: -breathe- It's like i am going crazy! Why?
J: Because today in one breath, i have invited 6 guests, Korea idol group, U-KISS, to come see you!
F: WAAAAAHH U-KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: Hello~ hello~
UK: Hello everyone, we are U-Kiss!
F&J: We can do it too, we can (the kiss intro thing haha)
J: At this time, we ask you to introduce yourselves, is that ok?
S: Hello everyone, I am Soohyun of U-Kiss, this year 20 years old... very excited to meet you
F: Yes~ very 'excited' to meet you (cos soohyun said it with wrong accent)
E: Hello everyone, I am Eli of U-Kiss, this year 18 years old
KE: Hello everyone, I am Kevin of U-Kiss, this year 18 years old, please take care of me.
A: Hey everyone, I am Alexander of U-Kiss, this year 21 years old, very happy to meet you~
(to kibum: very hard~)
KB: Save me... (haha cute<3) Hello everyone, I am Kibum of U-Kiss, this year 19 years old, red bean shaved-ice (LOLwtf)
D: Hello everyone, i am Dongho of U-Kiss, this year 15 years old, thank you~
J: Today other than these 6 members, Fion, we also have many friends who have gathered here.
F: That's right, they are behind us, friends (fans) of U-Kiss!!!! Give them applause~ Kiss Me!
J: Now that the mood is good, let's use this time to play a game, is that good?
F: Okay~ as I mentioned before, they are very talented in foreign languages. The first game is testing their Chinese fluency.
(RULES: basically it's the game 'telephone', UK is split in 2 teams, reciever is the fans and they have to write it out on the board)
J: Pick a card~
KE: Eh...... this one!
J&F: Okay... let's see what it is...
J: First, John has to teach Kevin this phrase, which has 13 words, it is very popular among modern Chinese music.
F: But from US San fransisco-born Kevin, only knows English and Korean, he is already have a headache, Isn't it a bit dangerous? Does he still remember~?
KE: (individual character) you... are... violate(? the font is kinda hard to read ><)... escape... can... (english) I don't know!
E: (caption: are you done yet??) S: (must be careful!)
J: Even though Eli has studied overseas for a few years, foreign language is good, unfortunately the first step went wrong. (1st step = kevin ^^) Now Eli would have to think creatively for a sensable answer.
Looks like Soohyun understands, but before there was 13 words, why is the outcome answer so short? Wonder how the sentence will turn out?
S: (individual character) you, are, eight, poison... love, you... barbecue duck (LOOOOOOOL!!!)
F: Even 'BBQ duck' came out?! The team behind is obviously laughing with joy, thinking their victory is certain.
The first sentence is 'you are eight degrees', what is 8 degrees?
J: Right, i think it is very accurate, you are 8 degrees... alright then, give you 5 seconds, 4 3 2 1 0... time's up!
F: Tou are 8 degrees... let's see!
F: Okay! This team's answer is.... "You are eight degrees"? (C: only 4 words??)
J: The answer on this card is this: "You can never be replaced, I love you more for eternity"
(to UK) Say this after me, "You can never be replaced... I love you more for eternity"!
Fion, let's see how your team will do.
F: Do you have confidence?
D: Have confidence!
F: Do you 'have' confidence (dongho said 'mo' as fur xD) you're smart!
Dongho sounds confident, because he has studied overseas in middle school, and team also has Alexander, who is somewhat fluent in Cantonese.
J: Have confidence, will have good luck. They picked a good card, this phrase can melt the hearts of many lovers, can be said as the easiest out of our picks. '10,000 years' sounds similar in Korean and Cantonese.
D: People... tight.... song.... you.... celebrate... new... year...
F: Wah~ don't know what dongho just said, it somewhat makes sense and doesn't? I have no eyes (too embarrassed) to see anymore... ah no, it should be, i have no ears to listen to this! (haha this MC is so weird)
D: me, you, le.... boat?????
K: In a peron's life, there is.... many years.... (kibum's actually makes sense looool)
F&J: (basically just making fun of how they're having a hard time ^^)
J: (to Dongho) you bad person!
A: "In a person's life, there are many years... something, something.
J: Make it up, make it up! Guess!
A: .... many... kilograms of farmland... (LOL!!!!!!)
J: So their answer is: "In a person's life, there are many years, and many kg of farmland"..... ah~ this phrase is very clever.
F: Correct answer, let's have Dongho say it first.
D: In a person's life..... there is.... many.... many..... 10..... years.... I have...... many.... years.... years....
J: Okay, it is too difficult, because don't know after many years (play on words cos dongho said 'many years' too many times ^^)
F: Correct answer is, "No matter how many years a person's life has, I will love you 10,000 years"
J: The left team with "You are 8 degrees" is the losing team.
F: And the team on the right with "In a person's life, there is many years and many kgs of farmland"...
J: Because it has more kg of farmland (play on words), this is why their team wins.
Let's go into our next activity now!
F: 1 2 3, JUMP!
J: Very nice, very nice because they realised they have strong interest in chinese romantic phrases, it fascinates them, much fascination. This is why at this time, they of course have more things to plant in the field (LOL still bringing up their past game phrase... more play on words)
F: WOW, still bringing this up, you're very good.
J: Of course, this is why i specifically got someone to go to Yeun Long and New Territories to pick some red beans.
F: Rght, and this game, it requires communication.
J: Correct, but this time it will be more difficult. Because we cannot words to communicate... we use body language. (so it's basically the game 'charades')
F: Really this difficult?
J: Yes~
will translate the other 2 parts maybe tomorrow? or in the next week ^^
some parts might be inaccurate... forgive me for mistakes ==;; it's almost 4am over here lol.
PLEASE credit [qoojunkie @ soompi] if sharing anywhere else. it took a long time to translate.... ><;;