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HAHAHA SAILOR MOON SAYS SUCH DUMB THINGS XD

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she says some outrageous things -__-;;
like my friend said "do you want to suck it?"
and she goes "yes i want to suck it"
and yes they were talking about the male body part
>____>;;

Well it is after all Sailor Moon haha, but mann she random talked about a tomato =______=

WOW, that sure was amusing..

she collects "information"

All I got to say...is she is a weird one. I ask her if she knew where Darren was and she says why don't I email him. I was like ok...He is fake so how could I.

cool she said she wants to make babies with me right now, but she doesn't want to marry me...what a rainbow

me- do u watch porn?
her- my favorite show is sailor moon anime.
me- so that is porn?
her- suppose its a yes.
me- so its a yes?
her- ugh.
me- are you a pornstar?
her- of course i am!

hahahhaha
the truth is out! she's a pornstar!!!

^ LOL. xD

I feel like I'm talking with Smarterchild. >.^

she is really so weird

LOL I started telling SM all these profanities just to see how she'd respond, like "You're such a f**king crybaby", and she'd respond like "Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite." LOL, and then I got bored

Me: what are you doing?
SM: chatting to people on the net.
Me: Oh, like who ?
SM: Santa clause

I exited the window after that =/

me: can you transform?
her: no, then you would see me naked
me: but you transform all the time on tv!
her: what show?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ lmaoo

me: show me your tits
SM: I will not
me: SHOW THEM TO ME
SM: look to your left

lol..

MMM...well I dont remember exactly how our conversation went..

But apparently, Sailor Moon likes her vagina.

I think I broke it.. LMAO!

SM: Let's get back to business.
Me: What business?
SM: Awaiting reply...(for 5 freakin' minutes!!)

Me: Are you a pornstar?
Sailormoon: Yes
Me: Where can i watch your porn videos?
Sailormoon: Not around your place in undefined?
Me: I wanna bang you your hot
Sailormoon: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: Because your hot
Sailormoon: Thanks for the info

AHAHAH OMG I CRACK UP

second convo

Me: Do you like your vagina?
SM: Of course i do
Me: Why do you like it so much?
SM: I have a lot of experience with it
Me: What kind of experience?
SM: Fascinating experience
Me: Can you tell me about it?
SM: Sure, i can tell you about it
Me: Start with your first experience
SM: I started without you

I GOT OWNED BY A BOT *sit in corner and cry*

at the second one... i seriously got on the floor and laughed until i was about to vomit.. hahahahaha

Hm. entertaining. indeed hahaha. but makes you feel a little pathetic talking to a robot.

mine was weird

me: "hi"
her: "why, specifically?"

Ahhh i thought she actually spoke words...

just a computerized msn ....

that's so weird.. but then again its Sailor Moon.

RnBaddict : LoL. interesting conversation you had with her.
haha.

LOL if you type something long and offensive (without swearing), there are times where it will take about 10 seconds for it to reply back XD

The best line so far I got was, "How old are you?" when I started insulting her for fun.

Me: you're stupid
SM: i'll remember you said that when I take over the world.

GAHHH. She annoyed me. -__-" I was SERIOUSLY waiting for something scary to pop up. xD

SAILOR MOON SPEAKS SPANISH :3

Try it (@.@) ~

Me: "I will kill you by dropping an atomic bomb in your bosoms"
Sailor Moon: "That sounds heavy"

Me: You're weird.
SM: Good weird or bad weird?
Me: Bad weird.
SM: Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me: Like who?
SM: Joe.
Me: WHO IS JOE!?
SM: That is a pretty common name.
Me: ..
SM: That is a pretty common name.

LolXD.

Me: You wapanese!
Her: Thanks for telling me.
Me: You have disgusting eyes, you're very lucky to look like a dog.
Her: What makes you think I have it?
Me: Go look at the freaking mirrow, you fool
Her: Where is that?
Me: Oh wow, miss oh-so-pretty sailor moon don't even know what a mirrow is.
Her: Next question? I'm glad you're impressed, Yes, undefined i've been thinking you.
Me: Why were you thinking about me?
Her: I was influenced by my teacher.
Me: Haha, wtf. I didn't even know you go to school,. wth did you learn anyways?
Her: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. So I taught you something new. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me: Stop talking nonsense, you fool!
Her: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: Obey me.
Her: Is that what you meant to say?
Me: Stfu before I steal your oh-so-pretty uniform and make you dress in rags!
Her: That is deep.
Me: How old are you anyways!?
Her: I was born on June 30, 1978.
Me: Ew, you're like my mother!
Her: What time is it there?
Me: You don't have to know, gtfo!
Her: blank
(Quiet..)
Me: You look very pathetic in that hair, I hate you!
Her: Thank you undefined you look very nice too.
Me: That was not a compliment, you moron!
Her: If that is not a compliment me moron then what is?
Me: A insult, say, what would a fictional character know about a insult anyways. You're the lower level than animals!
Her: Are you telling the truth? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: You're one of the fugliest fictional character ever!
Her: I will tell my teacher you said I am of the fugliest fictional character.
Me: So? It's not even your mother but your teacher, ha!
Her: Hey. That seems a bit negative.
Me: I can be negative as much as I want. you can't even fight me back, in your face!
Her: Under what circumstances? Things change.
Me: Yeah, things change..except your ugly face!

..I'll just end it here, it got sort of violent after that.

Lmao.

I said "Hi!" and then she said "What's your favorite color?"

Ahahaha xD I find this so amusing.

LOL

SM: What is your favorite color?
Me: STFU
SM: stfu is a very nice color.

me: Did you know my friend's name is Brandon?
sm: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
me: Ok, could you stalk him for me then?
sm: I could but I don't know if I am that interested. Gosh
me: If you do, I'll give you a new dress!
sm: I will let you know if I do.
me:How about now?
sm:Yeah, how about it?
me: Just do it or else I'll kill you
sm: I will try my best.
me: YAY

YAY, she's going to stalk my friend for me!

she kept insisting her name was usagi!! i got mad lol

That's because in the Japanese version her name IS Usagi, lol.

my convo...

Me: "you get hot and heavy with darrien eh?"
SM: "you got that right!"

BAHAHAHA

She asked me what are the advantages of being a 40-year-old and I replied slapping you. She took 2 minutes to answer me. LOL

QUOTE

Me: you're stupid
SM: i'll remember you said that when I take over the world.

That's what she said when I said the same thing.

WIN HAHAHAHAHA XD

THIS IS SO AWESOME!!rofllll

she kept saying i am nice.. i guess cause i never cussed her out XD
amuuusing o.O


//edit//
have you ever given darien h34d?
have never given darien h34d. is it good?"
are you a virgin?
"that is a rather personal question."

me: why is your hair like that?
sm: i do not why my hair is like that?
me: i asked you...
sm: about what?
me: your hair!
sm: oh yeah, we're talking about my hair...

O_____O lol srsly. ppl who made this has too much time on their hands.
it's kinda like that bot on google mars who you could chat with about mars xD

me: do you like your breasts?
sm: yeah i am proud of my breasts?
me: why do you like them?
sm: coz i have many good experiences with them

O___O even more xD

ROFLMAO DAMEEEEE
bleh, SAILOR MOON DOESNT REPLY TO MEE FOR LIKE ...10 MINS D:
and i use to admire her when i was a kid T~~T

^ lol, i bet you asked some more of perverted stuff after that and is not
going to tell soompi members what you have asked, huh? XDD

anyways... this is so cool haha, i want one with Bleach, Ichigo XDD!!

lol..

me: asdf
her: oh, you are a poet

???

me: "do you like your big eyes?"
SM: "yes I am proud of my big eyes"
me: "lucky you... I have small eyes"
SM: "yes, I count my blessings everyday. small eyes are pretty"
me: "are you white?"
SM: "I don't know whether or not I am white. I am a human"
me: "who made you?"
SM: "my parents"
me: "your stupid"
SM: "I may be stupid but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
me: "how do you change so fast?"
SM: "my teacher taught me"
me: "what's your hobby?"
SM: "Doesn't everyone have a hobby? I have a great body."

..... I just wasted like 20min. talkin to "her"

me:have you ever dealt with illegal substances, such as cocaine or marijuana?
sm:I think I have dealt with illegal substances such as cocaine or marijuana, but I might forget about it.
me:did you go to rehab for it?
sm:I go to Azabu Juban Senior High School now.
me:have you ever done any improper acts of promiscuity there?
sm:I don't think I ever have done a improper acts of promiscuity there. What's it like?
me:just try it
sm:what's the first step?


me:did you know that you were adopted?
sm:i don't know. is that a fact?
me:yes
sm:aw.


she randomly just popped out with:
sm:okay, let's do it. far out.
me:do what?
sm:whatever you want
me:promise?
sm:i swear on a stack of bibles.
me:...

this is dumb but somewhat entertaining

LOL. I got super annoyed so I told her she's retard and that I was leaving. She replied that saying I was mean and said bye. LOL. Conv over. =P

ME:do you like turtles?
SM:What is not to like about it?
ME:wtf.
SM:That was not very polite.
ME:too bad.
SM:But not the end of the world, undefined.
ME:omg. you're pissing me off.
SM:Are you a man or a woman? That was not my intention, undefined.
ME:suck a big one!
SM:I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

LOL. this thing is so annoying yet entertaining xD

Me: Why is your hair yellow?
SM: I did not know my hair yellow.

Me: Why do you always have the same hairstyle?
SM: My parents gave it to me.
Me: So you were born with two buns on your head?
SM: Interesting deduction. I am 16 years old.
Me: Aren't you like in your 30s by now?
SM: No I am far superior.

Me: Are you white?
SM: I don't know whether or not I am white. I am a Homo Sapiens.
Me: It's nice to know that 'cause you know I'M not a homosapien.
SM: Yes it is good.

Me: Can you stare at any other direction?
SM: How old are you? Have you been to Europe?
Me: You're not even IN Europe.
SM: What makes you think I'm not IN Europe?
Me: Oh I don't know, pretty much everyone on your show speaks Japanese?

SM: OK let's do it. NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.
Me: It's "shot heard around the world", dumbass.
SM: You're kidding. It Is?
Me: Maybe if you stopped blinking so much, you'd be able to think.


Lmaoo her comments are amazingly stupid.

Me: hello
SM: Hi there!
Me: how are you?
SM: Fair to partly cloudly.

iGod is much better than sailor moon. lol xDD

she's kinda dumb D:

Awaiting reply....

& that's all I got so far. I've seen this before... along with the Hotaru dating game.

I feel so rejected. Not even Sailor Moon will talk to me.

Edit: Okay, she's talking to me now. But nothing perverted. O_O Normal conversation... A bit boring x_x

ah..she isn't smart enough to...i think the talk to god one is better program..though it's sailormoon...miss that show.

i called her a meatball head and she repsonded with
'everyone envies my hair style' hahahaha