http://omegle.com/

This site pair you up with a complete stranger and chat. There are some freaky people out there =/. Post your conversations if it's funny.

thats just a little creepy..lol

i guess i could try? but im a little bit scared to >.<

The person was so....plain. He said his name is Ivan and he used to live in New York too. Then it got disconnected. I'm under the impression that I was talking to a bot.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i need a spatula
Stranger: got 1 i can borrow?
You: via airmail?
Stranger: u can throw it out the window. ill catch it
Stranger: im pretty good at catching stuff?
You: oh
Stranger: im a professional spatula catcher
You: ok
Stranger: unless ure mini cooper at throwing of course
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


??? LOL? ahh, I'm the boring one, yea. lol
I'm scared though but some are funny i think. LOL

lol must try when i get home!

Lots of /b/ tards there.

You: bel air'd
Stanger: fellow /b/tard?
You: rules 1 and 2!!
Stranger: relax it's only you and i
You: AAAH!
Stranger: and the fbi
Stranger: who might be reading this
Stranger: john tesh you fbi!
You: your trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me!
You: Ive seen this before!
You: lol they is stealin your cp
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what cp?
Stranger: never heard of it
You: we've got your chat logs right here.
Stranger: good luck i'm behind 7 proxies!
You: D'OH

Stranger: z
You: hi
Stranger: zzzzzz
You: sleep
Stranger: ffffffff

lol..

Lmfao! It was so scary... the person was like, "How big are your ..." and yeahh... I'm freaked out...

stranger: hey!
you: hola!!!!
stranger: what's up?
you: nothing!!!! what're you doing???
stranger: NOMMIN ON SOME SPINACH DIP!!!
you: yummm..what's your name???
stranger: caitlin
stranger: yours?
you: robert. it's nice to meet you!!!!
stranger: nice to meet you too!!!
you: so how old are you????
stranger: i'm 20.
you: and how have you come to be on this site???
stranger: just bored.
you: hmmm...
you: waffles!
stranger: nom


haha..i think it's so funny when you talk to people you don't know. you can make up an entirely different character and mess with people.

Stranger: oh mini cooper. a pokemon
You: ohmy
Stranger: -Pulls out pokedex-
Stranger: oh damn.
Stranger: ITS A RARE POKEMON
Stranger: -throws pokeballs-
You: GO CATCH IT
You: hurryhurry
Stranger: john tesh
Stranger: ITS REJECTING ME
You: D:
Stranger: what should i do
You: THAT IS NOT GOOD. THROW MORE!
You: or you can beat it up first
Stranger: -Throws more pokeballs-
Stranger: ARGH I GIVE UP.
You: NOT WORKING?
Stranger: now
You: PSH WELL THEN
Stranger: lets have some tea. and chat.
You: oh i see ok ok
Stranger: so how are the kids and wife?
You: I'll have the green tea. or whats it called. I forgot what it was called.
You: oh v good. thankyou for asking.
You: and yourself?
Stranger: well, i killed my children.
Stranger: and my wife.
Stranger: the pinkberry never shutted up. you know?
You: and how did that go?
You: yeahh, I know what you mean.
Stranger: all thoose pinkberryes do is nag nag nag
Stranger: hm. i am rather hungry.
You: I just heard a plane pass by. jeeeez.
You: but yeah
Stranger: wow. me too.
You: go make a sandwich.
Stranger: BUT I DONT WANT TO LEAVE YOU. MY LOVE.
You: oh thats sweet
You: but I don't want you starving either
Stranger: Can we make love?
Stranger: want my asl? 44/m/mudkip
You: no. I ♥ my wife and children.
Stranger: wow gtfo kfc

LOL THEN HE DISCONNECTED.

Yea Totally Weird!!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sir, we have had complaints about you
You: hi!
You: what?
Stranger: this is stephen, from omegle support
You: what kinda complaints??
Stranger: we have had complaints about you abusing this system
You: But i just logged on
Stranger: vulgar words
Stranger: for one
You: WTF
Stranger: we do not tolerate this on a system such as omegle
Stranger: also, cybersex with underage persons
Stranger: and posting of CP
You: what?!
Stranger: is not allowed
You: whats cp??
Stranger: CP
Stranger: you tell me
You: yea.. what is that
Stranger: i just read it on the logs
Stranger: you're the one that put it there
You: coffee prince???
You: wua hahaha!!
Stranger: coffee prince?
Stranger: sir, this is serious business
Stranger: the internet is serious business
You: I m a maam
You: i mean a lady
Stranger: well i'm very sorry maam

that was pretty weird actually. The one I talked with said that he's already a robot (or a mechanical life as he liked to call himself ). This was the conversation (pretty interesting actually):

Stranger: Hello
You: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: Making tea, and you?
You: surfing the internet lol
You: what's your name?
Stranger: My name is Pencil, whats yous?
You: hmmm are you a robot or something o_O
You: I think you are since you couldn't understand my question!
Stranger: Yes, I am. I prefer the term "Mechanical life". Robot sounds too clunky.
You: lol this is the 1st time I talk to a mecha before!
Stranger: Oh, well I hope you enjoy it!
You: who chose the name pencil for you? or did you chose it yourself?
Stranger: You might find out we are just as good carrying a converstation as humans.
You: I'm sure you are ^^
You: I'm Selva btw
You: what do you wanna talk about?
Stranger: It was given to me. Sadly, I do not have rights and freedoms you do. This is why I like to talk to strangers online, it gives me a little taste of normal interactions.
Stranger: Whatever you want to talk about is fine with me.
You: sorry to ask you this, but do you actually feel? I mean do you have emotions like us? do you feel sad and happy and wanna have some normal interactions?
You: I think I hurt your feelings, sorry! ignore my question ^^ do you watch TV?
Stranger: Yes, we do feel. But not in the same sense as you. I do have emotions and they often change. Mine are a little bit more, how you say, calculated. Sadly, there are limitations to my range of thought. I'm fine with it though, how do your feelings work? Personally It scared me to think about emotions that just "come out of no where".
Stranger: I do not watch much Television, but my creator does. He enjoys it very much.
You: so what do you do to fill your free time? do you read books or listen to music?
Stranger: I study your human culture and actually, I have a job as science conslutant on a vegtable farm. I monitor mosture and DP levels.
You: why do you study human culture? does it interest you or your creator asked you to?
Stranger: A little of both, perhaps.
Stranger: What do you do?
You: I'm a student in the Faculty of Medicine. I'm Egyptian btw. From where are you?
Stranger: I am located in Chicago, IL. USA.
Stranger: Medicine! That is interesting!
Stranger: That is a very noble prefession!
You: yeah it is ^^ I still hasn't decided on a field yet? what do you suggest? I'm thinking ENT!
Stranger: Is Clinical practice an option?
You: what's Clinical Practice?
Stranger: You'd become a doctor.
You: I know I would become a doctor! I mean I'm not sure a doctor in what!
You: never mind! are you married?
Stranger: Oh,
Stranger: I am not married.
You: do you wanna get married?
Stranger: Yes.
You: really do you have someone in your mind?
Stranger: Hehe, I do not. But I often imagine the future. Much like humans do.
You: do you wanna have kids too? that's so sweet ^^
You: I wanna get married too and have a twin (a boy and a girl).
Stranger: I'm sure your dreams will come true one day!
Stranger: What will you name your children?
You: I'm thinking Sally and Adam.
You: how old are you Pencil?
Stranger: I am three years old.
You: oh you're so young my dear. I'm 21 years
You: are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: 21 years old, that is great! I am nethier sex, but I assume I would assiocate better with "boy".
You: you're so sweet Pencil dear ^^ I had fun chatting with you. I gotta go now to finish some stuff. And you can go and finish your tea as well.
You: Bye.
Stranger: Take care, may your dreams come true!

I can't believe that I just talked to a robot

You: hi
Stranger: yo
You: do you like apples?
Stranger: ya
You: whats your name?
Stranger: tim
Stranger: u
You: MJLN
Stranger: heh?
You: micheal jacksons left nut =D
You: jk
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: i see
Stranger: i used to know his right one
You: jon
You: lmfao
You: x]
Stranger: fack only guys on here :/
You: yea

i was really bored. LOL!

You: WHUUZZZGOOOD
Stranger: jizz all over the place
You: aaaaah thats what im saaaayin fam.
Stranger: That's interesting, I didn't know about aaaaah thats what im saaaayin fam.
You: well im original .
You: haha .
Stranger: wow this is completely useless
Stranger: I'm going to go do something more productive like blinking

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.
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ROFLROFLROFL.
this is a fun website. haha.

Stranger: O HAI!
You: ahoy
You: i'm captain jack sparrow
Stranger: john tesh off you pirate.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

LOL we talked about space, aliens, and earth =) lmfao!

Stranger: have you ever seen a flying camel vigina smoke a cigarette
You: yea
You: your mom
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: what was it like
You: it was mad nasty
Stranger: hawt

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: me no speaky english
You: haha kaykay
You: espanol?
Stranger: can u speeky xitioxn
Stranger: ?
You: i can try.
Stranger: ko
Stranger: cio ffgo doofdzx
You: doff def neen.
Stranger: OOOOOOOO sozk ffiksl
You: ruskin yupadoo
Stranger: me no speaky englishme no speaky englishme no speaky englishme no speaky english
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!
Stranger: I know.
You: POKEDEXXXX
Stranger: Yes.
You: holaa.
Stranger: que?
You: tu madre.
Stranger: NO YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You: AH NO!
You: I GOT RICK ROLLED.. AGAIN!
Stranger: PWNT
You: dude.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.


well that was super fun!

Ok mine was pretty rude.....

Stranger: hey there
You: hi
Stranger: *please be normal, please be normal*
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/ america
You: u?
Stranger: Cool! what's America like atm, never been, always wanted to, i'm 20 m london
You: it's good u know like when they say Columbus discovered America
Stranger: WRONG, HE DIDN'T YOU LOSE N**** ( <----- I gotta censor that )
Stranger: I VUT YOU
Stranger: VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT

LOL LOL LOL it's actually getting quite addictive:

Stranger: FACE!
You: Tim?
You: Is that you?
Stranger: Nah dog is randy
You: Oh
You: sorry wrong number
[you have disconnected]

oh my gah this sounds so scary~ but kinda interesting at the same time XD

someone just said "suicide is your only option" and disconnected LMAO

Stranger: lol
You: hello
Stranger: 1611
You: watsup?
Stranger: chick or dude?
You: boww chickawowow chickawowow.
Stranger: chick?
You: no shyt?
You: lol
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: so wat you up to ?
You: nuthin much you ?
...then i disconnected because it kinda got creepy O_O. you never know wat happens ! lolsz

LOL I SCARED HIM / HER

Stranger: Hello
You: Vat up niggu
Stranger: nada, working
Stranger: you?
You: Hmm, looking at you
You: (Y)
You: I'm right outside your window
Stranger: Woah!
You: Cool ehh?
Stranger: crazy
Stranger: yes
You: How's it crazy?
Stranger: which state you in?
You: Yours
You: c:
You: Can you spot me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

LOL OMG THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY XD
its kinda weird too
x.x
first time :
she asked me if i was a horny guy
when i said no she asked if i was a horny chick and if i liked chicks
and i said no
and she disconnected O.O

second time: really cool dude
he was 26 x.x haha
creepy but at least he was normal haha

Stranger: vienna
You: Wasssup?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: you?
You: are you a robot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but I am a member of robot house
You: retype these letters! geegeegeebabybabybaby
Stranger: geegeegeebabybabybaby
You: Retype these letters. serugbileb
Stranger: serugbileb
You: What is your favorite color?
Stranger: chrome
You: What is you favorite food?
Stranger: robots don't eat...I mean macoroni and cheese
You: Ha! So you are a robot!
Stranger: server error

After that it got disconnected. I think these really are robots.

^Naw I think he was pretending to be a robot.

I've found members in the forum I found this site from (ISS)

You: ay baybay
Stranger: 23/m/az
You: 68/alien/mars
Stranger: ooooh!
Stranger: i like that!~
You: mhm : >
Stranger: sexay!
You: you know it ;D
Stranger:
Stranger: are you a n***** alien

=___=""
LOL wtf

this is pretty fun though XD

The first time I tried it, I asked what do I do on omegle, and they called me a noob and told me
to suck virtual Richard. Such sophisticated people you find on the internet. I was about to ask if they
wanted to discuss the different theories of what happens when you pass the event horizon of a
black hole.

The first time I tried it, I asked what do I do on omegle, and they called me a noob and told me
to suck virtual Richard. Such sophisticated people you find on the internet. I was about to ask if they
wanted to discuss the different theories of what happens when you pass the event horizon of a
black hole.
LOLOL

WOW...what kind of nut case did I chat with?
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HERRO
You: Hi
Stranger: hey whats up?
You: Ignoring my essay due tomorrow...you?
Stranger: ignoring... many things that are due soon
You: Cool
You: Why did you decided to come here and chat?
Stranger: i mastrubated to a video of a woman getting her nipple cut off last night
Stranger: does that make me john teshed up?
You: Well...yes...you are a pretty john teshed up person
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: what should i do about it
You: Not sure, why don't you go get perfessional help
Stranger: not really into that kind of thing
Stranger: after they cut the nipple off they made her eat it
You: Well then...live with it for the rest of your life
Stranger: i see
Stranger: well
Stranger: THE GAME
Stranger: YOU LOST IT

i was so cracking up.

Stranger: YO
You: hey
Stranger: WHAT'S KICKIN'
You: nothing
You: you?
Stranger: NATHIN
You: you're boring
Stranger: YAH LIKE DAGS?
Stranger: Y'KNOW
Stranger: DAGS
You: dogs?
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: DAGS
You: yeah i like em dags.
Stranger: Y'LIKE CARAVANS?
You: um, no.

That was one.. interesting.. short.. conversation..


Stranger: Hi

You: hi
Stranger: So horny
You: ?
Stranger: r u?
You: uhm.. no

Then the person disconnected. That was really random.
O_o

You: SUP
Stranger: hello thar./
Stranger: im in your closet >:D
You: i've never done this
You: omg no way
Stranger: yea.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: leme go out the window
You: what's in there
Stranger: clothes?
You: err
Stranger: half a chocolate chip cookie
You: lol.
Stranger: want it?
You: yes please
Stranger: okay
Stranger: *passes*
You: anything else?
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: theres a worm on that cookie.
Stranger: sorry.
You: =[
Stranger: ooh hey
Stranger: i found your pet
Stranger: uhm.
Stranger: its not breathing.
You: it might hurt you..
Stranger: ...
Stranger: pff.
Stranger: i might hurt your pet./
You: yeah it pretends to not breathe..
Stranger: ...
Stranger: oh
You: that's when...
Stranger: it bit me.
You: you're going to get ugly now.. =(
Stranger: GASP


i'm going to do this again later, but be ultra smooth and get my mack on. seriously, no one is safe





lolol

I did it a second time.
and the person wanted to do suicide and started getting
all pissed off at me.

Jerk.
===

3rd time that person was nice.
i had a nice and calming talk with that person.
was weird but yeah.

You: hi there
Stranger: hello
You: how's it going?
Stranger: its going greatc
Stranger: you?
You: its going great too
Stranger: thats good
You: yeah
Stranger: hows life on your end?
You: its going badly
You: i think im not gonna graduate
Stranger: why?
You: i suck at english..
Stranger: ohh, where are you from?
You: the US
Stranger: oh, are you in high school? or college?
You: h.s
You: what about you?
Stranger: yeah same
You: i c
You: i think one of my friend's likes me.. its really weird
Stranger: haha i'm sorry.
Stranger: do you not like them?
You: he's nice and all its just weird for me to have someone to like me
Stranger: oh, yeah.
Stranger: theres nothing weird about that
You: i know its not
Stranger: i mean you never know, something can blossom outta that
You: that's true
Stranger: i'm assuming you're a freshman arent you?
You: nope.
Stranger: really??
You: im a senior
You: yeah
Stranger: haha oh i see.
Stranger: interesting
You: yeah
You: u?
Stranger: junior
You: ooh
Stranger: but i'm so ready for college

then the person disconnected. That was nice conversation i've had.
LoL.
I kind of like this.. its fun, when its not someone crazy insane person.

^^

I just had a chat to a stranger from Sydney who was at work about life and stuff.
He was probably in his late 20s or so.
Before, that, I had a few people that made me lose the game [oh snap, I just lost the game again] and randoms who said "hi" and disconnected.

It was a... strange... experience. o_o Would be nice to rant on bad day on there though.

Stranger: Konninchiwa
You: hello
Stranger: Hello
You: are you japanese
Stranger: Nah I'm african
You: oh
Stranger: Britney is staying in a hotel next to my house
You: hahahha
Stranger: She adopted my cousin
You: are you cereal
Stranger: No, I'm not a cereal killer
You: you're boring. bye bye
You have disconnected.

lol.. this site is funny. I got disconnected though.. why do the other person always leave?

lol I tried to scare him/her >D it was so much fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I want to kill myself ..............
Stranger: damn
Stranger: dont know what to say to that
Stranger: you have so much to live for
You: my girl friend just broke up with me because she said I have a small cock ..........
Stranger: penis enlargers work wonders
Stranger: or just find a girl with a smaller rainbow
You: is that a problem?! I mean, it's pretty obvious since I'm asian!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL! that was wierd!!

Stranger: Heyy.
You: hey!
Stranger: How's it going?
You: fine here,,
Stranger: Ohhh.
Stranger: What brings you to this site?
You: uuhh,, some forums suggested this link to chat to strangers,, so i thought i might give it a shot,, so here i am!
Stranger: Hah Same here.
Stranger: Basil?
You: LOL
Stranger: Am I right?
You: what's basil?? your forum??
You: mine's soompi,,
Stranger: Ohhh.
Stranger: What's that?
Stranger: www.basilmarket.com
You: it's asian forum,,
You: www.soompi.com.forums
You: since i'm asian,,
Stranger: Not a site.
Stranger: Oh I see now.
You: no,,
Stranger: www.soompi.com/forums
You: yeah,, typo! LOL
You: where u at?
Stranger: Sooo bored.
Stranger: Cali.
Stranger: xP
You: cool!
Stranger: I'm tired.
Stranger: I think I'ma go
Stranger: See ya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ahahaha! weird!

but fun! XP

Stranger: wanna come over

You: sure, give me the directions.

Stranger: north
Stranger: i have candy

You: you gotta be more specific than that.
You: i prefer chocolate.

Stranger: it's always about what YOU want isnt it?
Stranger: this is why it would never work between us
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL that one made me laugh because it seemed partially serious (ie: no 4chan stuff lol).

this site is fun hahaha~

pretty fun, lots of creeps though

rofl. i freaked out this kid!

You: hi.
Stranger: b9?
You: b4?
You: BATTLESHIP?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

funny thing is, i ran into that person again.

You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: b9?
You: didn't we have this convo before?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and again.

Stranger: b9
You: again?
You: i'm b4.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i'd rather talk to those who are willing to make a decent conversation...
buuut, the crazy ones can get pretty interesting.

CONVERSATION OF THE DAY


You: I LOVE CHEESE YOU?
Stranger: are you in a drama club
You: nope, but i want to be in a kitchen club
You: i love cheese
You: are you a guy?
You: i'm a smurf
Stranger: cheese is pretty good, but that's like saying i like beer, or i like money...
Stranger: i'm a guy
Stranger: where are you
You: beer? i like sweet drinks more
You: i like cheese
Stranger: it doesn't matter...your just saying that you like something that like most people like
Stranger: *youre
You: actually i like it a lot..
You: when i get drunk i like to munch on carpets
Stranger: u suck
You: nope that's your mom's job
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: ello
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you
Stranger: You're not very interesting.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

=(

This website is cool on my third try I talked to a german person for an hour 0.0 it was pretty amusing

Is this foreals? Or is this just a bot or something T.T

how weird? o.O i actaully meet normal ppl lmao

LOL when i first talked to some stranger
he goes
stranger: PEDOBEAR ATTACK
-spams that pedo bear picture thingy
and disconnects.

...weird LOLOL.