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Okay, so my cousin, my sister and I and were eating frozen yogourt (Yogurt Passion anyone?) and talking
and this is what happened:*

Sis: So my teacher looks like Caillou so that's what we call him
Cousin: Who's Caillou?
Sis: Anyway, so he prepares his meals one week in advance -
Cousin: Who, Caillou or your teacher?
Me: *chokes to death while laughing*

* To those who don't know, Caillou is a 4 year old cartoon character who clearly can't make his own meals - and he's bald.

How about the rest of you?

Mmm don't think a thread like this has been created but mind me if it has ;D

The weirdest thing and the only thing I have ever choked on would have to be a Doritos chip it was perfectly a large triangle and strangely I happened to swallow it in a weird way causing the Doritos chip to clog my breathing for quite some time, after I was finally able to regurgitate it I believe my throat was bleeding internally? But I learned my lesson from that day on.

I choked on my own saliva before....I was talking and then I choked....don't know why, but yeah, it was not expected.

^ yeah i hate when that happens, especially when you're sleeping haha.
uhh mine.. oh yeah, i remember it clearly
i was grounded {i was about 10 or so}
i had nothing to do, & i liked chewing on things back then
so i found a random chess piece {& it was one of those glass ones too}
i was laying in my bed, had it in my mouth, and it kinda slipped & i choked on it for a sec
then spat it out.. never did it again. lol

^ LOL chess piece.

umm a fish bone? it was so long... and my mom had to get tweezers to get it out. ughhh horrible memories.

I choked on my saliva while I was talking.

haha i remember this so clearly.
when i was around 12 years old, my family went to mandarin.
as we were leaving i took an ice cube and put it in my mouth because it was pretty hot
outside...
yeap... i choked on ice. at first i was freaking out becuz the ice cube was biiig.
but in like 5 seconds, it melted and it felt like nothing happened haha

I choked on my own saliva while I was getting my braces adjusted.
I guess she forgot to put the saliva ejector and I also forgot to to remind her.

a piece of rice that eventually made its way out through my nose....

My friend choked on a fly once.
It was so funny, and I couldn't stop laughing at her

last week i started choking on my spit in the middle of a test . XD
i made this weird noise, and everyone thought i was having a stroke, and dying . XD

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LOL, one time my sister choked on a L I F E S A V E R .
HOW IRONIC IS THAT ?! LOL, L I F E S A V E R , and she choked on it .

LOLLLLLLLLL, CAILLOU!!! XD

I choked on icecream before. FAIL.

I can just imagine that.

But as for me it would be my saliva.
It's actually happened to me quite a few times.
Gross.

Not sure If this is the weirdest but probs rice..

When I was about 4 I choked on one of those rings you get out those 25cent machines. It was horrid. =[

I still remember when I'm still a sophomore, I bought a MAXX candy. I choked it instantly once I had put it in my mouth. LOL. I didn't even get the time to taste it! HAHA!

I choked on a gummy bear once, and I freaked out for a bit, but I was fine within a few seconds (after I kept on swallowing hard).

I was sucking on it and I bounced onto my chair when it happened.

Then again, it's not really choking since choking means not being able to breathe or swallow ^^;

I choke all the time.
D:<
Once I choked on a mint while riding the bus because the road
was all bumpy.

I choked on my saliva before when I was talking haha xD

i hate it when i choke on saliva
and omg i'm scared to choke on fish bones ><
cos what if im like trying to swallow it down
and it scrapes my throat O_O freakyy


once i choke don this caramel candy that was like a sphere
KILLED ME UGH

I always choke on my saliva. I choked on a piece of seaweed before...it was stuck on the back of my tongue.

I choked from laughing, coughing, swallowing saliva, and eating almonds.

my saliva and a medicated cough drop that was in the shape of a triangle. my goodness. i thought it'd make my throat feel better, but i accidentally swallowed it and it got stuck in my throat and my friend panicked because i couldn't breathe, but i finally got it to go down.

I choke on my saliva all the time and sometimes when I talk too much, I forget to breathe and end up choking again. .-.
oh, also when I laugh. ahhhh. I'm such a sad person.

i choked on my saliva while swallowing it.

my friend choked on air.

I almosts choked on a creme life saver in 8th grade. It was really scary because I was close to passing out. After coughing and hacking for like 2 mins, it finally came out. I started laughing becuase I was really scared, but relieved. Well, the sub said to me "Are you finished yet?" with an attitude. I tried to tell her what happened, but she threatened to send me to office if I continued to be a nuisance.

To this day, I still get pissed thinking about it.

I choked on my salvia once and also rice
ughh that was some horrible experience
it was in my nose and it took me at least 15 minutes to get all the rice out >.>
horrible experience.

i hate choking on my saliva,which happens to happen a lot to me.

but the weirdest?
idk when i think of me choking,i think of me choking on a noodle in a restaurant when i was younger.
i remember feeling like i was about to die or something rofl.

LOL haha i always choke v_v
weirdest thing i've choked on? ice
its hard, cold and it hurts T_T

A nickel.

I was very young, shaking a nickel around in a baby bottle, and for some reason I accidentally swallowed it.

My dad had to do the Heimlich to get it out.

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oh ive choked on ice before
yer it hurt D;

choking on saliva isnt nice =/

I was trying on my moms ring and she wanted it back, so I thought, 'hey she wont get it if I put it in my mouth.' So I do and she pushes me down, causing me to swallow it. I thought I was going to die, then she gave me the heimlich maneuver, WRONG. I thought she was going to crack my ribs. So after that I lay on the ground coughing until it came out. Yeah...I was about...12? XD

haha. Is this possible? Cause if it is I'm pretty sure I done it a billions times.

water....LOL...

while i was drinking my friend said something and she laughed, and i can't refrain myself from laughing and so i choked..

Same here, although it was because I took a big gulp and there was a lot of air in my mouth already...

i choked on a mentos once.... and to swallow it god it hurts like hell...

ice cream cone
just happened like an hour ago
was too excited to eat my ice cream i broke the cone with my hands
then i choked on one of the pieces when i was eating them

choked on soup, drinks, saliva plenty of times

but the most sad was when i choked on a bean sprout

Probably a piece of an apple.

I once ate a chicken mcnugget with a tiny bone-like thing in there and I choked.
I was coughing and my eyes started watering, but at the end I managed to cough it out.

I will NEVER eat at McDonalds again.

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I choked on boba after laughing about how my friend could possibly choke on it.

Friend: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -chokes on boba-
Everyone: -laughs-
Me: Loser! HAHAH -chokes on boba-
Everyone: -laughs harder-

But yeah, it goes down easily, wasn't scary, just karma.

lol i was talking to my friend on msn and eating fried rice at the same time
laughed and choked
one grain of rice got stucK in the back of my nose

and once on saliva+water+air << ierno how dat happened

i don't know how or why......but i choked on five cents.....

I've choked on a marble once...>_<

i choked on a long piece of chinese broccoli..
ended up having to cough the whole thing back up.. it was GROSS!

& i always choke on my own saliva.. truly embarrassing

I choke pretty much everyday LOL. My friend was like "It's amazing how you're still alive".

I usually choke when I'm eating something and then I see or hear something funny.

speaking of choking
a friend of mine almost choked on a coin
he said, he wouldn't be alive if his mom
didn't turn him upside down lol

choking on air. ><"

i was listening to the teach in a subject (surprising ><")
then i just started choking... O_O
i got in trouble D:
but i got to get outta class kekeke

OMG. That happened to me one time and it hurts sooo much :| Really... just painful. I also choked on a piece of candy once.

I was at a friends house and I felt like having a glass of apple juice. Well, her little twin sisters follow me around everywhere so they also did when I poured myself a glass and I turned around to drink it. And I don't know why, but as soon as I saw her face through the glass I started choking. o___o Luckily the sink was nearby or else the floor would get dirty. And I kept coughing up applejuice the whole time afterwards