Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.

The only thing he said was, “F.F.”

His wife turned to him and answered, “E.F.”

Out on the highway, he said, “F.F.”

She responded simply, “E.F.”

He repeated, “F.F.”

She again replied, “E.F.”

“Mom! Dad!” their son yelled. “What’s going on?”

Bad Bernie answered, “Your mother wants to eat first!”


Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/08/first-thing-to-do-after-jail/

First....
(my first time to be first actually....heheh )

although i ddnt understand the joke

^ if E.F is eat first then F.F...is..... (think dirty)

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then i advise you not to understand...

it will ruin your innocent mind. trust me, you don't want to lose that..... like me. lol


dirty dirty and clever parents lol

Ewwww, this is sos disgusting .___>
FF = Eff 1st ... like happy together time 1st ... eurggg =___=

to be very honest, i did not understand it at all when i read it the first time.

then i read the comments. then *ding*
eewwwwww sick minded bad bernie.

... omg that's so ugh =.= lols.

lol omg i got this right away xD daang

understandable....i knew it while reading the title before it get to the joke...ahahaa

dat's wat they do first thing when they get out of jail...to get rid off bad luck

Bad Bernie has a dirty mind and wants to f*ck first while his wife wants to eat first.

I honestly thought the wife wanted him to "eat" something else first?

that bad bernie sure loves fishing.

P.S. yes i really do understand the joke.

>.< Bad Bernie, BAD BAD BAD!

Oh so it was a dirty joke?

if you just read you dont really understand it but if you do its really funny )

lol thanks to the explanation, my mind is officially.......
bwaahahahha!!

oh man, i didn't get it at first, but after reading comments, my young mind has been brainwashed muhahahha. ok im overacting ahaha.

Haha XD I got it, oh the innocent minds you all have

LOL oohh. Hahahaha, well seven years is a long time. xD

HAHAHAAHAHAHA, niceeeeeee.

xD

I thought the mom was saying "Extra eff." O_O?! zOmg!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~ lmfao

lol i didn't get this one at first
saw the comments and lol!!!