exileXtenshi
Sep 30 2009, 10:47 AM
it's been on my mind all day. i can't put this subject to rest, or can i wrap my mind around it.
what would happen if...
what if...
what if...
WHAT IF..
what if Batman fought Superman?
CharlotteDarcy
Sep 30 2009, 11:05 AM
Superman would win for sure. He has superhuman strength!
fresh
Sep 30 2009, 11:11 AM
I thought the 20+ section was supposed to be about "the real world".
Anyway~ to answer the question Superman would win most definitely. Batman is nothing without his gadgets.
alasam
Sep 30 2009, 11:45 AM
i'm not so sure it's as cut and dry as Superman wins by default of super powers.
Batman has an excellent arsenal of gadgetry; if his weapons are modified with kryptonite and their fight is in the Batcave or any other subterranean place that is far away from the regenerative properties of the yellow sun, Superman is just as likely to be beaten.
I think the big black bat could put a serious hurtin on the man of steel.
HakuTheDog
Sep 30 2009, 11:46 AM
QUOTE (fresh @ Sep 30 2009, 02:11 PM)

I thought the 20+ section was supposed to be about "the real world".
Anyway~ to answer the question Superman would win most definitely. Batman is nothing without his gadgets.
I think Batman would win. He's pretty smart. He could make a kryptonite bat-erang.
fresh
Sep 30 2009, 11:54 AM
^Ahh... I forgot about Superman's weakness. >_< Then I guess Batman might win.
boka
Sep 30 2009, 03:19 PM
Superman could see and hear batman coming from a mile off and blast him with his laser eyes. Pewpewpew.
Also, don't make too many stupid threads.
Phaze5ive
Sep 30 2009, 07:11 PM
That depends. Are we talking pre-crisis Superman or post-crisis Superman?
xkrndreamer
Sep 30 2009, 07:20 PM
i thought they did fight
Lie
Sep 30 2009, 07:34 PM
They would both lose. Superman first from the kryptonite nestled in the fabric of my manly chesthair as I embrace him in a fatal bro-hug, and Batman shortly after as I lure him in with my sexy catwoman costume and a tray of poisonous fig newtons so alluring even Ghandi in the midst of a fervent hunger strike couldn't deny.
kerupi
Oct 1 2009, 07:03 AM
lidge_fan
Oct 1 2009, 08:15 AM
QUOTE (boka @ Sep 30 2009, 06:19 PM)

Superman could see and hear batman coming from a mile off and blast him with his laser eyes. Pewpewpew
But Batman will be coming in his fully armored, awesome, one-of-a-kind-state-of-the-art Batmobile so those laser beams will bounce off like nothing. He's gonna swerve left then right. Left, right. Left, right in the midst of a laser shower. Then he'll blast off 2 small missiles containing the Kryptonite that Alfred got him the night before.
Those small but deadly missiles will be locked on the flying target and KABOOM!!!! The Dark Knight comes out on top once again!
paradoxious
Oct 1 2009, 11:28 AM
Batman, He has the only device that can kill Superman. Plus he is Batman, he is always at the very least 5-steps ahead of anyone he is fighting.
dramaprincessxox
Oct 1 2009, 03:12 PM
What the hell, what kind of question is this...
I have no idea, quite frankly. It really doesn't count in the 20+ section.
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