KTHubbybunch
Oct 16 2009, 12:56 AM
A guy is standing in a bar drinking when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at 10:30 the second guy says, “Oh well, I better get home. My wife doesn’t like me to stay out late drinking.”
The first guy replies, “That is because you aren’t doing it right. You should do what I do. Go home. Sneak in the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs and lick, lick, lick usually about twenty minutes and there will no tbe any complaints in the morning.
The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with the other guy for about two more hours before heading home to give it a try.
When he got home, the house was pitch black. He snuck upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for twenty minutes. The bed was like a swamp, so he decided to go wash his face. As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet.
He screamed, “What are you doing in here?!”
“Quiet!” she exclaimed. “You’ll wake my mother.”
adaytodiefor
Oct 16 2009, 12:59 AM
Haha.
Boy do I feel bad for the husband.
And his own mother-in-law too?
Hidd3nBeauty
Oct 16 2009, 02:03 AM
Haha! that's hilarious!!!
it'll teach him to not try and do that again!
x SaRaNg HaE x
Oct 16 2009, 03:07 AM
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OWNED UP!!!!
Eternalx
Oct 16 2009, 03:10 AM
EPIC FAIL hahahahahahaha!
bubblepeach
Oct 16 2009, 07:59 AM
Hahaha omg XDD
The husband must be super shocked
ohNO not Vivix3
Oct 16 2009, 01:43 PM
LMAOOOO
omg wow poor him
kewlcoolie478
Oct 16 2009, 02:23 PM
Eewwwwwwyyy thats messed up.
babiloveyoo
Oct 16 2009, 02:29 PM
Hahah, omg that's funny XP.
Malice_Kaiser
Oct 16 2009, 03:19 PM
Ooooooh my god I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. D:
PRINCESS_GIRL
Oct 16 2009, 05:25 PM
omfg!!!!!!!!!!!! holy crap!!! ew!!!!!!! LOL XD XD
_haniies
Oct 16 2009, 05:42 PM
Hahahahahash pwnd.
f his life.
wonderfulVIP
Oct 16 2009, 06:14 PM
Oh my gossh, haha XD
that's sad.
kishycathiee
Oct 16 2009, 06:38 PM
omoooooooooooooooooooooooo! wow haha
ling_ling
Oct 17 2009, 09:00 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thats is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but hilarious at the same time
haha husband got OWNED!!! hahahaha
secretwishess
Oct 17 2009, 01:47 PM
Ewww thats nasty. LOOL.
i feel so bad for the quy. 20 min..
LMAOS!
Starberriee
Oct 17 2009, 05:34 PM
Ewwwwwww.
He is scarred for life.
babymew383
Oct 18 2009, 03:13 PM
dude, did he just...oh dear...
ninyaah
Oct 22 2009, 06:02 AM
OH MY GOSH. Disturbing.
SUMM3RxBABii
Oct 22 2009, 06:56 AM
ugh ewwww! that is soo nasty lmfaoss
Man98*
Oct 22 2009, 07:01 AM
hahahah that nasty....lol
ain91
Oct 22 2009, 07:10 AM
hahahaha omg..that was disgusting and funny at the same time.
SimplyKieu
Oct 22 2009, 05:31 PM
Thats gross but funny at the same time
ltn128
Oct 22 2009, 06:00 PM
I'm totally disturbed now....it's funny in a totally sick and twisted way.
fionarhz
Oct 22 2009, 09:42 PM
urghhhhh.... omg... ew.ew.ew....ewwwwwwww...
mango-iee
Oct 23 2009, 07:01 PM
omfg, thats so messed up xP
poor dude (:
mizz_J
Oct 23 2009, 11:01 PM
ROFLMAO omg that's.....ewwww
x.3christine
Oct 24 2009, 07:03 AM
lmao!!!! that was just nasty
sucks for the guy
vietbaby_
Oct 24 2009, 07:46 AM
LMFAO ! .. what a fail. (:
he's probably scarred for life.
Chocopie.
Oct 24 2009, 07:47 AM
LOL. This is disturbing xDD.
brandonnrawrrr8d
Oct 27 2009, 10:43 AM
Ahaha.. That so phailed.
>.
I feel sorry for the husband lmao~
00forever00
Nov 1 2009, 10:37 PM
lmao......holy shi3t......
ahahahhahah
kaythee `x
Nov 2 2009, 02:35 AM
oh gross
that's just nasty
feel sorry for the husband and the mother in law
lala-rainbow92
Nov 2 2009, 03:37 AM
gosh thats disturbing.
natsurei
Nov 3 2009, 11:40 AM
EWWW it was liek a swampp.
HAHAHAHHA omgosh.
blackvelvetfever
Nov 3 2009, 11:29 PM
Oh. My. Goodness.
That is just disgusting
.
TVSJ18
Nov 5 2009, 06:27 PM
HOLY @)$#^*!!!
..THAT"S...omg...
I just have no words for what I'm feeling...nasty!!!
Peekabooitzme
Nov 5 2009, 11:08 PM
He gave his mother-in-law cunnilingus while she was snoozing and she cannot feel a thing during those 20 minutes?
belle_kd1413
Nov 6 2009, 02:15 AM
I just knew something like that was going to happen.
sixth.
Nov 6 2009, 06:32 AM
ughhhh my gosh.
but how did he not realise in the first 5 minutes that it wasn't his wife....
vip_gd
Nov 7 2009, 05:15 AM
didn't he feel her leg was all saggy and wrinkly? lol
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