I hope I'm posting this on the right place and I didn't see a topic like this so... My manager sent it to me. Thought it's pretty funny.

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

My Oath of Friendship

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like wetting your pants,

Everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

Lol. I love that.

so awesomely true for my friends and me. lol
we're so mean to each other but we secretly love each other even though we don't show it.

pwahhahahaahahaaha well said, well said.

hahahahahah ( :
true that
...
true that

Hahah, that is pretty cute lols.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!

that is so mee XDDD

I LOVE THAT!!! IT'S SOO FUNNY!!

lololll, this is so true for me and my friend. we have a love hate relationship. x]

So true! lol
This really does describe me and my friends ^^

wow....this is very true lol xD

no.3 is the best haha

thx 4 sharin

Yeah, true friendship right there....

true true *nod*

haha the bit about wetting your pants

"Friendship is like wetting your pants,

Everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth."

I texted three of my friends with that quote. Only one of of them replied, and you know what her reply was? "What?" ROFL

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

that's sooooo true.. lolx

These are cute. I like the confused one haha

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!

XD, sound like my bf and his boys XD

my bestfriend was recording a video, and she was smiling for no reason.
finds out that was zooming in on my nostrils

lol

so true...so true

I really like these, they're so cute.

i love the last quote...."like wetting your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth"""

ahahahhhahahaah

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
XD my favorite

that is actually veerrry true for me . haha me and my friend plot all the time .. X)

Haha, classic.

^ ROFLMAO hahas oh gosh I found this somewhat funnier than the joke for some reason ;D

QUOTE

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

the favorites =D

o god..
this is so perfect and exact!
ahahahahaha! love love~

thanks for sharing~

Hahaha nice.
I like #3

lol these are so true, and cute

haha that's how a true friendship works : P