Okay so there's this girl, lets call her A. She is friends with another girl, B. And I am currently dating another girl, we'll call her C. So A,B,C and I have known each other for years. We met in high school and have been friends till now (College). I had dated A in high school for two years but then cheated on her for B, and then just last year, B cheated on me for this guy we'll call Q. Q and I hate each other because I took A from him during high school. In fact, I'm pretty sure he got B to cheat on me as revenge for me taking A away from him. But then I don't really care about A because she's a hoe.

Now, my best friend, K thinks Q is a total pinkberry and wants to jump him. I told C this but C thinks that if I do jump and beat him, that B will be mad at her for the whole situation and since they are close friends, she doesn't want to risk it. A is a hoe.
K and Q actually have a bad history with each other because Q is from a wealthy family and K's family is pretty indignant. K's mom worked at a hotel owned by Q's parent's and then they laid her off for whatever reason and ever since then K's had a lot of anger towards Q.

I really like C, but lately there's been a new girl that I've been talking to and I guess we'll call her W. W is K's girlfriend and also A's friend. A is a hoe by the way. Anyways, we met at K's birthday party and talked and got each other's phone numbers. She likes to come on to me pretty hard every time I see her at work. (We both work at Red Mango.) I don't have the heart to tell K because he's kind of a strong son of a pinkberry, and I think he'd kick my ass.

So here's my plan soompiers, I want to get K to kick Q's ass so that W breaks up with K, and then I can break up with C and get it on with W. A is still a hoe, and B will probably be mad at K, W, C and I but who really cares what she thinks? Amirite??

I told my mother about this and she thinks I'm so stupid! God, I hate her. Why wont she just treat me nicely?! She always yells at me and tells me to clean my room.

So yes, what do you all think?

I can just say...
there's too many damn A's, B's, C's, D's, E's and god-knows-what-other-alphabets in there for any sane person to comprehend.
I'm so confused.
And also, why would you do that to your best friend and girlfriend...for some random chick? (am i getting it right? i seriously didn't get like half of the stuff you wrote)
Sounds like some retarded complicated movie. Lol, good luck tho (with whatever it is you're doing...)

tell a to b c and then f to g h i jkl mn op q r s t u v wxyz.

lol so many letters.. so confused ><
sounds like a drama to me.
but i like your plan.. it sounds nice LOL

I agree with your mom. Go clean your room and stop creating drama. Frankly your a crappy friend you plan on stealing your friend's gf. Not cool.

girl w better not be tossgirl

What the eff is this? A drama you're writing?
Quit it with the dam A's B's C's D's E's for crying out loud.
And you're in college? You seem very immature for your age.
&& you don't have to repeat that A is a hoe for gazillion times, we get the point, she a hoe.

I think A, B, C, K, Q, W and 'U' need to find better usages of your time.

*agrees*

Other people, like the people around you, have feelings too you know ..

Besides, if W had feelings for you she would break up with K herself, and if you really had feelings for W, why not break up with C? There's no point being in a relationship with a person you don't have feelings for.

Haha, sounds fake and retarded. You should be old enough to know that drama is a waste of time.

Wow. You're such a good friend.
Go f.ck yourself, dude. Cheating on your girlfriends and now betraying your friend?
You've got issues. Go get a life. You dont deserve to be friends with K. Seriously man. That's totally mean to your friend. If you even are one to begin with.

The best thing for you to do is grow up. Seriously whatever happens to you, you deserve for cheating on all those girls.

....this was so confusing....
your life reminds me of a drama or fan fiction

Hey, used up all the letters of the alphabet yet? You can start with lower-case or even numbers you know.

Gosh, sounds like such a good drama, hey, if anyone knows the name of it, just holla.

Yeah, thanks for reiterating that A is a hoe.

I'm pretty sure if anyone says "A" now, the first I think of will be HOE!!

Is W really hot or something?

This didn't make any sense to me whatsoever.
And why do you constantly re-enforce the fact that "A is a hoe" Like seriously, grow up.

OK well all i got from that was a is a hoe.

Pretty decent troll job but the thing is that it's too believable. Also, you forgot to represent your mom through a single letter.

if you knew her you'd agree with me. the girl is a damn hoe.
she's slept with 20 guys in 30 days.

you should just go jump off a bridge

i don't like story with the name of ABCDE since it could have made me not to read your story, and as a matter of fact- i did not read your story. good luck with your life anyway

Here's my advice. Tell Y to let P stay at his house during this difficult time. Meanwhile G, H, and L will build a shack from fences they steal from V's back yard. Seeing this, R will finally realize what a waste of time it has been being your friend. Then E and S will elope behind your back, and you will forever remain friendless, which should save you from anymore drama.

I hope this helps. You're welcome.

Let me remind you of what you are doing, let's hope to god you can realize for yourself whether it's right or wrong...
1. You're giving bad advice to your friend (telling him to jump some guy) so that you could get it on with his girlfriend once she breaks up with him.
2. You're continuing a relationship with your girlfriend when you don't even like her and even have a thought of going for another girl, your best friend's to be exact, right after you finish your "plan" of breaking up with her.
3. You cheated on A and you think you have the right to call her a hoe.