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BlazingSkies
i felt so embarassed -.-
how about you guys
duntellmi
Don't keep them! Ahah. But then I don't watch porn...
Ramie.v
Nahh, just go to spankwire or pornhub. good stuff, then dlete your history and private data afterwards.
Mannosuke
QUOTE (Ramie.v @ Nov 5 2009, 12:04 AM) *
Nahh, just go to spankwire or pornhub. good stuff, then dlete your history and private data afterwards.


Real men watch 1080i.
BB`
If she didn't delete it, keep it.
If she did. Sucks, start a new collection.
Delster
Don't be stupid enough to keep them in your computer especially when it's not your own.
Or if you're talking about magazines.... why are you paying for porn?! tongue.gif
oohdi
use google chrome. they got the incognito thing that lets you browse privately and wont save anything. lol perfect for pr0n.

unless you bought dvds o_O
NPB-XK
What can I say... sharing is caring...? ph34r.gif

Aaaanyway... your mom must think like "Aaah my son is at that stage where he enjoys nasty naughty stuff... juuuust like his dad...".
FraZZLE
Hopefully, she didn't "confiscate" them. =/
koreanballads
How did she react to "Perfect Pederast Peckers Vol. 3"?
crappy22
QUOTE (Mannosuke @ Nov 5 2009, 05:09 AM) *
Real men watch 1080i.


now this man knows how to watch porn
My Sweet September
Yo I remember a long time ago, I was just a young kid, maybe 12...I was downloading something from a file sharing program. I though it was the cut scenes for Final Fantasy X since the title was "Fantasy X" and the description was in Japanese. So I leave my computer while it is downloading, and later I hear my dad yelling my name angrily. He brought up the file and demanded to know why this was on my PC. I was shocked when he told me what it was, I was an innocent kid, completely naive. But he didn't believe me when I tried to explain >.> I got my PC taken away for a month.

Maybe that is why I never have taken a liking to porn...scared me for life.
marasshi
It's so much scarier when you're a kid and you discover your parents' porn stash. Good God.
shern
omg- that is so embarrassing. what did you do? & what did she do?
vip_gd
whoa
awkward.
i found out about my dad's long agooooo
never spoke a word of it haha.
LionAngel
^i think that's even more disturbing D:
the thought of my parents watching it...... *shudders*
do not want D:
d' airscapez.
Good thing my parents are oblivious when it comes to computers, but even so i don't download it. aha
ayuu.919
Lol.. how did she react?

And I don't watch porn o__o
joelibz
Umm my brother puts his porn in a folder named "not porno!" lol
NPB-XK
QUOTE (koreanballads @ Nov 5 2009, 01:40 AM) *
How did she react to "Perfect Pederast Peckers Vol. 3"?


And how did she react to the finger licking good's 2 girls 1 cup... ph34r.gif

Someone has to put a reaction of a mom watching 2 girls 1 cup while eating... Gonna have like 2 millions of views on Youtube ($$$)
GeneralMarshmallow
c'mon, what guy doesn't watch porn? haha. if you honestly don't then.. you're messed. proven fact.

-edit-
woot top of the page!!
PristineNyte
Porn is normal. I've had more porn on my computer than the past a lot of my boyfriends have.
Kyunjae
Awwwkward. ._.
My best friend used to get free porn on her TV, so we'd get a bunch of people together and drink while we watched porn. It's REALLY funny to watch while you're sloshed. xD
Mannosuke
QUOTE (GeneralMarshmallow @ Nov 5 2009, 09:52 PM) *
c'mon, what guy doesn't watch porn? haha. if you honestly don't then.. you're messed. proven fact.

-edit-
woot top of the page!!


Ya, I think the real problem is that the fellow's got kinky fetishes that you don't want to know about wink.gif
sixth.
my brother leaves his magazines lying around all over the house, has pornographic posters all over his bedroom wall and saves his porn files scattered on the desktops of any computers/laptops he uses - even mine. at first, i'd tidy it up for him before our mum would come to visit, but now i just leave it - my mum doesn't even say a word
chipmunkey
erh must be awkward lol . when i found my bro's stash it was like...O__O *gulps*

i told my parents about it and they changed the topic WTF .
mandoo*
AHAHAHAHAHA, well there's always time to re-collect ;D
converse1918
wow...the things that happen D :
I'm 14 so, *cough* I don't do that kind of stuff, but its sounds pretty embarrasing to get caught
but its worse if you find your parents stash
my friend did
he's scarred for life : P
Mr. Chan
Get your own computer next time. If not, don't bother saving. Just stream it from other sites and delete your browsing history once you're done.
Nine
QUOTE (joelibz @ Nov 5 2009, 12:43 PM) *
Umm my brother puts his porn in a folder named "not porno!" lol


Ahahaha, yeah I'm sure no one would notice that.
blackjackVip
woah, O_o
Awkwaaaaaaard....
LOL
why do u even save it?
BoAFreakVer.300
If you're too lazy to hide it well, why should you be embarrassed about it. Subconsciously you wanted someone to find it.
daisyink
no big deal, everyone's seen it at least once
yes even your parents.g
NPB-XK
QUOTE (daisyink @ Nov 6 2009, 08:59 PM) *
no big deal, everyone's seen it at least once
yes even your parents.g


Yes. And for that, all of us can have porn for breakfast, 2nd breakfast, 3rd breakfast, lunch, 2nd lunch, 3rd lunch, diner, 2nd diner, 3rd diner, midnight snacks nonstop until next breakfast. blush.gif

I posted a lot in this thread, shows how much I'm into it.
1tym_kangta
HAHAHA............!!!!!!!
what a emberessing thing lol...
FraZZLE
QUOTE (Mr. Chan @ Nov 6 2009, 09:35 AM) *
Get your own computer next time. If not, don't bother saving. Just stream it from other sites and delete your browsing history once you're done.

Dude, you guys are such noobs. Most browsers have private browsing now. It's great, I can watch porn with a peace of mind now.
maharu.
I have watched porn before but never been caught by my parents because...
I have my own computer and never saved it lol. And I'm not a guy.

But I remember at first, I thought it was something disgusting but now I totally think it's alright watching it.
No need to feel embarrassed. Parents I bet have watched it before as well.
LoveStrangled
QUOTE (marasshi @ Nov 5 2009, 06:05 AM) *
It's so much scarier when you're a kid and you discover your parents' porn stash. Good God.

I understand, Happened to me when I was Five. I didn't know Barney could do that. I accidently put in the wrong tape @_@,...
happybeee
lol thats funny..i say to don't do it anymore.
ZomBee
QUOTE (joelibz @ Nov 5 2009, 06:43 PM) *
Umm my brother puts his porn in a folder named "not porno!" lol


I do this, but not as a means to hide it in plain sight. Whenever somebody stumbles over it, they just laugh and forget about it, and they miss their chance to paint me in the light of a sexual deviant or a pervert. I win everytime.
miinolee
I'm pretty sure this thread will be closed any second now by mods XD.....
I've never had the stuff on my comp, but, have watched maybe a few out of curiosity, (even ga-in does it!) but why keep it on your comp? Should have gotten a flash drive or something, to hide it on....


EDIT: Whoo~ topped a page!
jedimindtricks
Have you ever thought of making your folder "Hidden?"
^^
ZomBee
But you don't get to win when you do that.
NPB-XK
QUOTE (jedimindtricks @ Nov 7 2009, 02:19 AM) *
Have you ever thought of making your folder "Hidden?"
^^


That won't be enough... I'll tell you guys what's enough if you wanna keep those stuff in a shared computer since I'm a computer guy...
Have you ever thought of the hidden security tab for XP (not Vista) and changing the owner of the file and permissions and messing with the file attributes and changing its extension and fusion it into a normal .jpg file (so that when the person opens the file, the video won't play, only the natural picture will show up... the video is only hidden into the file)... That's not over... You create a folder with many multiple folders inside and then put the file deep inside. You create a partition and hide that partition by taking out the letter in "Manage Drives", put the big folder inside that hidden partition before you hide it, compress everything in .rar over 10 times with 10 different passwords and hide everything (with hidden files), etc etc I can go on.
If you don't have administrator power to do all that, you can juggle around with the "pol" (policies) files somewhere in C:\Windows\System32 in order to fool windows... But you'd need to be a good low level language reader to crack something up.
ilessthan3pho
-lol-!!

Well, my mom has been conscious of my brother watching porn since forever, but she always acted like she doesn't know a thing. It keeps the harmony in the family she says. I'm sure your mom wouldn't make a drama out of it.
Liinax3

LOL, what an interesting forum (=
i found porn in my mother's laptop . ..
roffles
I walked into my parents watching porn together. Yuck.

And here I thought that they were these conservative Confucious-following parents.
wendaYYY
Ummmm....you think it's bad to be busted by your parents. Gosh, I've busted my parents so many times. Though never said a word about it.

OK, so I'm pretty good at raiding people's stuff. Went through a laundry cupboard and found a whole stash of PENTHOUSE. Fark, was that scarring. Also found porno dvd's that belonged to my dad, clandestinely hidden underneath his bed.

Oh, and my mum once, she was leaving the house, and told me not to play whatever was in the dvd player because it was "scary",

It goddamn was man. It was the scariest shiit I had ever seen. Like, full on bondage and....penetration
*shivers*
x SaRaNg HaE x
Blame it on your dad.
pink_berry
Yeah... At least you didn't find your dad's porno.
I still am scarred from that >.<
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