in continuation of the "online dating thread"

to fellow lonely and not-so-lonely people who would like to give soompi 20+ love a shot.

Application:

[PIKCHUR]

I.D./Name:
Male/Female:
Age:
Ethnicity:
Height/Weight:
Smoke/Drink:
Tatts/Pierce:
Occupation:
Location:

What makes you sexy?

What makes you not-so sexy?

Random facts about yourself?

What you're looking for in a potential mate?

Turn ons/Turn offs?

If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)?

I think people tried this already. This thread is probably gonna get locked.

How about you and I date? You found me and I replied.

o well,. i tried



OK. boyfriend, go get me a louis vuitton bag KTHX

rofl!

I did meet this hottie on Soompi years ago. It wasn't a love connection, but it was a lust connection. He was fun while he lasted.

i think the OP should fill out her/his application first =D

delete

-_-no one else wanted to post...

Watch all the desperate creepy weirdos flood this thread.

rofl psychic!

i had a couple guys pm me and i knew one of the guys with my old sn. it's funny cuz he's one of the better looking ones on this forum, n yet, he's so desperate.

<----- If she is signing up, I'll sign up immediately.

Aw, maybe there just needs to be an ice breaker of some sorts?

How about name something you've never admitted to your friends in real life or someone you think is cute on 20+ soompi!

I.D./Name: HERMIT
Male/Female: Male
Age: 40
Ethnicity: Mongrel
Height/Weight: 5'1" 205lbs
Smoke/Drink: No/Yes
Tatts/Pierce: No/no
Occupation: Rainbow Pope of Mall Hot Dogs (aka part time food server for Hot Dog on a Stick)
Location: San Diego, CA

What makes you sexy? Deodorant and mouthwash. My old school soompi T shirt. My seductive gaze.

What makes you not-so sexy? No deodorant or mouthwash. I'm old.

Random facts about yourself? I'm as wide as I am tall.

What you're looking for in a potential mate? Non-judgmental. Poor eyesight. Slow runner. No gag reflex.

Turn ons/Turn offs? Turn ons: KFC, Legos, Otter Pops, and Spandau Ballet. Turn offs: Sudoku puzzles, gibbons, dentists, and Chuck E Cheese.

If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)? I'm not so much about the vertical challenges insomuch as the horizontal possibilities.

OH HERMIE. WOULD YOU PLEASE DATE ME.

But seriously, I almost died laughing when I saw the title of this topic.

I thought you joined the military by working at Old Navy.

Not anymore, I was dishonorably discharged after getting into a bar fight with a Cashier First Class in the Salvation Army.

of course hermit would be the one to fill out the application and be truthful about it! man, i feel like your stalker! you're on just about every topic in this forum!!! if i see you on the beauty and fashion one, i'm dragging you with me on my next fashion valley excursion!

You want a bag?

Anyway, hermit that was a nice read.

I.D./Name: Kid
Male/Female: Male
Age: 21
Height/Weight: Close to Hermits
Smoke/Drink: I also eat
Tatts/Pierce: I like my body
Occupation: role play

What makes you sexy? my lack of cooking abilities

What makes you not-so sexy? when i cook

Random facts about yourself? opposite of hermit

What you're looking for in a potential mate? Everything opposite of me

Turn ons/Turn offs? Turn ons: Things Barney is into. Turn offs: Things Barney is not into.

bahahahahahahahahahahaha cool

=]

The typical soompier:

I feel like I'm going to get flamed for doing this, but why add to the stigma of online dating? Even the original poster gave up. (Aka.. I'm getting desperate ).



I.D./Name: Dahmanegi800
Male/Female: Male
Age: 25
Ethnicity: Korean
Height/Weight: 5'11 / 165
Smoke/Drink: No / I'm KOREAN!
Tatts/Pierce: None
Occupation: Education
Location: WA

What makes you sexy? I can pass as a high school student. (Cougars)

What makes you not-so sexy? I can pass as a high school student. (Woman my age)

Random facts about yourself? In my natural stance, my right foot points right at a 45 degree angle.

What you're looking for in a potential mate? Please be a girl.

Turn ons/Turn offs? Nice girls / Rude girls

If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)? Let the flames begin.

*edited with a goofy ass photo*

^a true korean would be smoking 5 packs a day
Post a picture.



ALLLLL RIIIGGGHHHTTTTT LADIES!! We have two hot studs on the list!!! You can get your Hermie and Dahmanegi for just $0.00 today!!!! Don't WAIT. CALL NOW. It's an unlimited time offer

Bidding $100 million Hermie!!

I think that's just Korean American

OH heelllss naw.

$100 million & 50cents.

I dun have to bid shiz; Hermie is forever mine.

I actually dated a few girls that I met on Soompi maybe... 5 and 3 years agos? Worked out pretty well actually. I also have a few close friends that I talk to and hang out with on a normal basis.

The whole point is that you shouldn't be trying to date and hook up with a random person off the internet.

Buuut... I doubt anyone around me will see this thread so I won't make poor dahmanegi800 feel lonely. Also... ibtl



I.D./Name: Steven
Male/Female: Male
Age: 22
Ethnicity: Chinese japanese filipino native-american spanish
Height/Weight: Tall and chubby lol
Smoke/Drink: Yes/no
Tatts/Pierce: Yes/yes
Occupation: College student. Customer service, sales and marketing for a small internet based retail business
Location: Sunnyvale, CA. I work in San Carlos but I am always in San mateo or SF... but my apartment is in Sunnyvale lol

What makes you sexy? I can cook and feel I can do whatever I want as long as I put my mind to it.

What makes you not-so sexy? Bad sense of directions, always forget stuff, I have a few bad habits.

Random facts about yourself? My life is pretty random, after about a day of knowing or hanging out with me you will see why. I have had a lot of relationships in my life but never a long term one. I am pretty good at being a jackass apparently

What you're looking for in a potential mate? Just someone who cares, I can talk and chill with. I am pretty much down for anything and I like to go out and do stuff.

Turn ons/Turn offs?
Turn ons: Glasses... I looove girls with glasses. A girl who really honestly cares... makes me melt.
Turn offs: Girls who are too full of themselves... keep your mind open a little bit because you are never too old or experienced to learn more in life.

If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)? Open your mind and heart to the world and be honest with yourself. You can learn a lot from the world and you don't want to betray the one person that will be with you beginning to the end.

^ that's BULLmini cooper. You don't hang out with ME. and I'm near you. pinkberry.

Told you to hit me up if you were gonna be in SJ this weekend! Noooot my fault

Lol Korean people smoke and drink so much.

Yea they do... When I DID smoke, it was almost a pack a day.

Omg you smoke but not drink?! you're missing out man! hahaha


Might as well wh0re myself out LOL



I.D./Name: mazdaspeedrx8
Male/Female: Male
Age: 26
Ethnicity: Filipino + something else, I need to go ask my parents lol
Height/Weight: 5'8 / 143
Smoke/Drink: yes / of course lol
Tatts/Pierce: None
Occupation: Full time LA County Employee, Part time Student, Half time Hermit, quarter time snail.
Location: Southern CA

What makes you sexy?
- My smile? lol who knows

What makes you not-so sexy?
- I have no sense of direction like seriously lol.

Random facts about yourself?
- My nickname is almond. It's actually short for my real name and a nickname I've been stuck with when I was born. Oh and ironically I HATE almonds lol

What you're looking for in a potential mate?
- Please be a girl. +1

Turn ons/Turn offs?
- Glasses, Chubby cheeks, talks a lot / man hands, man feet lol

If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)?
- Paying for taxes pays for my paycheck pays for my funeral lol.

I.D./Name: Ian
Male/Female: Male
Age: 30 (where's the old people thread?!)
Ethnicity: Filipino 100%
Height/Weight: 5'8", 205lbs
Smoke/Drink: Yes, Yes
Tatts: No tattoo but i want to get this; http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b60/thin...sttattoo8rm.jpg
Pierce: one on each ear from my teen days
Occupation: Production Manager for an online comedy website
Location: New York City

What makes you sexy? My sense of humor

What makes you not-so sexy? also my sense of humor. I can make people second guess themselves just by replying with mono-syllabic answers.

Random facts about yourself? Dislocated my hip's ball and socket joint trying to roller blades. I've stuck to riding bicycles since then.

What you're looking for in a potential mate? Someone who can hold a conversation, and someone who isn't afraid to stand on their beliefs. Not looking for a fight, but at least fight for what you believe during a debate/conversation.

Turn ons/Turn offs? Off: Submissive People, because it gets boring pretty fast. On: Girls with glasses

If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)? To get to know you better, i'd like to meet your friends and wish for them to tell me about you.

LOL. I didn't see the "/" and definitely thought your turn ons included man hands and feet.

I.D./Name: HSuke
Male/Female: Male
Age: 22
Ethnicity: Chinese
Height/Weight: 5'10", 130
Smoke/Drink: No/Only when someone's trying to get me drunk.
Tatts/Pierce: Nope/Nope
Occupation: Penguin-molestor (who happens to be very good with computers)
Location: Silicon Valley

What makes you not-so sexy? I'm already with a penguin. (Some Soompi member actually mentioned awhile ago.)

What makes you sexy? There are always threesomes. We can make beautiful & shiny puppy-penguin-(insert your breed) babies together. I am very playful. ^__^

Random facts about yourself? I really like penguins. Really. They are soft to bite and taste like chicken.

What you're looking for in a potential mate? Someone pretty who has a beautiful personality, is kind to others, and doesn't mind being furiously humped in the leg. Must smell like flowers.

Turn ons: There are few things sexier than finding a beautiful girl wearing only an apron preparing a lovely meal for you. That, and knowing that someone is constantly putting in effort to look good for you.
Turn offs: Being mean to others. Animal abuse. Vacuums.

If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)? "RAWR" means "I love you!" in dinosaur.

I had a feeling somebody was gonna say something like that haha. Well thank goodness you saw the "/" or that would of been a "lol wut o.O" moment haha

it was a LOL WUT before I reread it.

I think you're cute on 20+ soompi, too bad you're not in kcf york anymore lol. I kid that's not why I go to kcf.

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I've met a girl on soompi, strange that after all those years of lurking in the love and relationships I found a girl on the same website.

lulz.

HI Dahmanegi800
lol damn, so far away..

Ehh... hi!?

hey.....what kind of camera is that?

It's an Olympus E-3, even though I use a Sony camera bag I got for free.

hrm...ok.....you pass......it's not a canon...haha

lol...I'm KOREAN, but not THAT Korean. Oh the hypocrisy!

null.






yep....

Well, that rules me out.

FML

@HSuke.. definitely a keeper ! If you are a cute lil stuffed dog I don't mind keeping you on my bed.

(I like penguins too! )


On a side note, I've actually been to Soompi Meets and Soompiers are really cool, normal people. I am friends with several from these meets.

I.D./Name: scott
Male/Female: M
Age: guess
Ethnicity: asian
Height/Weight: guess
Smoke/Drink: hell yeah!
Tatts/Pierce: hell ya!
Occupation: find out!
Location: cali

What makes you sexy? stroking it?

What makes you not-so sexy? watching!

Random facts about yourself? likes to get down!

What you're looking for in a potential mate? extremely WILD!

Turn ons/Turn offs? bad girls / good girls

If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)? no fat chicks !