Hi everyoone~~~ **Hugging you all!!!**
Just watched the KHD wrestling episode. WOW. Two quick addendums to Sarang-unnie's awesome summary/translations:
When the young Marine (JJong's BF ha!) said he's a 87 baby, LSG said he was also a 87, and then they determined that the marine was actually younger than LSG by a few months. KHD then said, "LSG's our baby here, and to think that someone younger than him is protecting our country fills me with sorrow, but also thanks and pride." KHD - I love you!
At KBS for the baekdu meeting, EJW got upset about SangGeun not going on the trip because SangGeun was supposed to protect him from ghosts that live in the mountains - HA!
Sarang-unnie 
- Those gifs are great! I can't wait to hear everyone's thoughts about it, and I cannot WAIT to see it (next week for me as you all know)

Also THANK YOU for the Yangpa/LSG duet mp3! Into my ipod it goes! It's funny, because everytime I watched the video of that performance, I didn't at all mind Yangpa, but now that I hear it without the video, I find Yangpa's voice a little irritating. Don't mean to offend anyone by that!
[T.O.P.]Sunlight - They play LoveLetter? YAY!!! It must have been a great trip down memory lane for KHD, LSG, and MCM~~~ Thank you for the article - it looks like LSG will do his best to miss as little 1N2D as possible.
B-unnie 
Those pics of LSG and MCM make me so happy. I pray for real collaborations! Digital single please! Maybe for Iljimae's OST??? PLEEEEZ!!! I dream of a KimC/LSG/MCM single --- wouldn't that be AMAZING!??? I too discovered KimC on account of this show. Next time I go into the city, I'll look for some KimC/Hot Potato stuff. Fingers crossed stuff is out there...
ivey-unnie,
o51029-unnie,
dindunnie - HIIIIEEEEEE~~~
Okay - here's translations for another episode: original airdate 080120.
Reference link here (SHOUT OUT TO THE AWESOME
HEATHER!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZXuD1qhGQI...B&index=175 Let's all watch it again~~~ EEL BAK! EE-IL!!!
AFTER THE BADMINTON MATCH...KHD yells out for the guys to come back outside for a rematch
(they do NOT want to head out in the middle of the night to go catch crabs)...Meanwhile, inside the warm and cozy room...
LSGeun - That team needs to suffer for once.
KHD - We're not moving ONE foot!
LSGeun - Sirs, they advise you go to bed early if you're going to go catch crabs!
The guys call for MCM. KimC has a banana. "Mong-ah, Mong-ah..."MCM - I've given up bananas
(ha)INSIDE THE ROOMKHD - How about we catch 100 crabs, eat 99, and bring back 1. Ok? We'll eat them all on the boat.
EJW - Go ahead, as you battle sea-sickness for 6 hours.
(Funny part of a song about waning love)KHD - ...a side effect of 1N2D: why do I find myself eating with my hands even when I'm at home? It's becoming a habit.
EJW - Have you developed this habit as well?
KHD - What.
EJW - Being careful not to drop any rice when scooping it out.
LSGeun says something about how it's because they want to eat every bit (because they're always so hungry during 1N2D and on account of that, they eat EVERYTHING). MCM/KimC/LSGeun talk about how they find themselves cleaning everything off their plates at home (as a result of how they eat on the show). MCM - To wish you guys a good (crab-catching) trip, I'll prepare dinner. Since JiWon hyung is going to the hospital with his manager, SuGeun hyung and I will prepare dinner.
LSGeun - Sounds good.
OUTSIDELSG -
(trying to light the gas burner) This is busted.
PD - Try fixing it.
LSG - Fix it???
MCM - We need a burner.
(Goes to the lady) Pardon me, but can I borrow one of your burners? I'll sing you song...our Seungi here will.
(HA!)LADY - A song sounds good!
LSG starts singing "You're My Girl" and when the woman takes notice, the caption reads "Oh my, OH MY" haha!We then hear LSGeun say "You don't know what you're doing."MCM - I know how to do it! Sheesh.
LSG - Hyung, don't say you know how to - like you said you knew how to fish when you didn't. Tell us the truth.
MCM - I've been making steamed egg for THREE years - three years. I know how to make it. Just trust me this once.
LSG - I haven't ever seen steamed egg made like this...
LSGeun - I'm telling you that's not how you make it.
MCM - I'll make it my own way! Hyung, why are you like this? You should have become a cook instead of a comedian!
(HA!) Stir fried Kimchee.
LSGeun - He's grabbing it whole with his hands!
(LSGeun just won't stop with the comments HA!)MCM - It''s the taste of a cook's hands~
LSGeun - Everyone's hand is unique
(meaning he doesn't have a cook's hands)!
MCM opens the steamed egg and says that he really thinks he's awesome. LSGeun can't make out the taste because it's too hot.MCM - Madam, let me get your approval. You see madam, I made steamed egg - please try it.
MADAM - I can tell by seeing it - it looks fine. I don't have to try it.
LSGeun - Mong-ah, there's a reason why she's refusing to try it. You taste it...
MCM -
(tastes, then...) So this is why she didn't want to try it!
(HAHA!)LSGeun - SangGeun-ah!
(HA!)IN THE ROOMHilarious face on KHD as LSG wakes him up.MCM -
(refering to KHD's face) The Mrs. doesn't get scared by that?
(HA!)HILARIOUS FACE on KHD after trying the Kimchee stew! KHD then applauds the meal the donsengs prepared.MCM - First up, steamed egg made by Mong.
KHD and KimC's reaction is so funneee!
LSGeun -
(as to make KHD and KimC feel better) Starting tomorrow, everything you eat will be tasty (after eating this).
(HA)KHD - Did you season this AT ALL???
(ha!)LSG - This is the rice I made...
KHD - Did you FRY the rice?
(meaning it tastes burnt/overdone)KimC says something I can't make out.LSGeun - And now, for the main dish.
KimC - WOW
(pretending it's tasty)...it's hot!
(HA!)KHD - This would taste better if there was pork in it.
LSGeun - It would taste AMAZING with pork...CAN YOU DIP YOURSELF IN THERE ONCE AND COME OUT?
LSG - Just dip either a hand or stomach in there once please.
KHD feeds LSGKHD - We have to show this for Seung Gi's fans.
MCM -
(wanting to get fed) I have fans too.
Poor Mong gets ignored haha!KHD - I don't have much of an appetite
MCM - You say that after eating all this?
KimC - That doesn't make any sense!
EJW BACK FROM HOSPITALLSGeun - Jiwon's here x 2
KHD - Jiwon are you ok?
KimC - Your eyes are dark.
KHD - Have you not eaten?
The guys tell EJW to eat up. KHD asks EJW what the doctors said...EJW - I came down with a headcold doing a concert. I needed to have rested after the concert but instead I immediately went to another live performance.
KHD - That's the way it is...shows are demanding on their performers (Caption reads "No one is more understanding of Jiwon than HoDong")
(The care on KHD's face is so touching isn't it?)BACK INSIDE THE ROOMKHD - Guys get in here.
Everyone marvels at the crazy big/long comforter. KHD announces it's the 1st bedtime of the new year and wishes for everyone's safety and health moving forward - and they all bow to the viewers for continued support. The blanket is to cover all of them together as one - literally and figuratively. They each get a photo-album as a present for the new year. They each read their cards:MCM -
(not sure how this translates exactly, but essentially he reads) In the new year, we hope you forget about your movie star dreams and apply yourself in becoming a stage performer.
LSG - We look forward to you still being around when the World Cup comes around in 2010.
EJW - There isn't anything long written (in my card): EunChoDing is to be around for LIFE.
(haha) Wow that's scary.
KHD - KBS's entertainer of the year award for 2008 - Kang Ho Dong! We congratulate you a year in advance!
LSG -
(essentially says) It's never good to count your eggs before they hatch (you're jinxing it!).
KHD shows LSG the pic of them together:LSG - We came out so dark there!
KHD - But, but, why is there a portrait of Sangeun in here? (Caption on SangGeun reads "Because I'm special.")
KHD starts to get all sentimental but everyone's already gone off to wash up for bed, while KHD has no intention of washing up HAHA!
IN THE BATHROOMThe PD and LSG, along with LSGeun, laugh because LSGeun uses the bin (that you normally use to wash your face with) as a cup to rinse his mouth. LSGeun plays a prank on LSG - changing the warm water to cold, then continually pooring shampoo in his hair. LSG asks the PD if there's still shampoo to rinse off...then later we see KimC helping LSG rinse his hair, but the water is freezing cold now. LSG never bothered to check why the water went cold...HUH-DANG.BACK IN THE ROOM (LOVE THIS SCENE!!!)LSGeun - You were in there washing your hair for a hour!
Staff member - Seung Giya did you take a trip somewhere?
LSGeun - Seung Giya you look like
(someone studying to be a judge? because of the hooded sweatshirt I think...). And here's the same person 20 years older.
LSGeun asks KimC why he's parting his hair, and it's because KimC decides to turn himself into a foreigner from India, and LSGeun becomes his translator:
KimC - namaste.........
LSGeun - Hello, my name is KimC.
KimC - @*#*#(@(@!!#
LSGeun - I have two motorcycles in my house.
KimC - *$(%(%#($#
LSGeun - It doesn't look like you'll starve to death
(because he's pretty well off - he has two motorcycles!).
KimC - &$(#*$##
LSGeun - Come be my wife.
(Wacky!)The guys then mess with LSG's bag:
KHD -
(regarding LSG's underwear) Stretch this out a little and I think this will fit me.
More hilarity as KHD puts on LSG's headband.KimC - What's this?
LSG - They're vitamins...
Then MCM comes in:
KimC - Wow you are goofball!
MCM - My skin's a bit sensitive that's why.
KimC - What are you doing???
LSGeun - It's a white monkey from Africa!
KimC - People put on individual medicated pads on their body but you put an entire pack on your face?!
MCM - I'm special.
Out of nowhere LSG starts shaving his face
(SO WACKY!!!)KimC - You're REALLY a goofball!!
Mong's dance
(HAHAHA!!!)KHD - I don't think this guy ever gets tired...
As they get into bed:
KHD -
(to LSG) Come here kid --- can you fall asleep without me?
MCM and KHD tickle LSG.LSG - STOP!!! It tickles! Tickles I said!
MCM - Wow Seungi actually got mad.
LSG - Really...it hurts
KHD - Ok ok... SuGeun-ah, how many days are left until you get married?
LSGeun - I think there's still a little over a month left.
KHD - *sigh*
KimC - *deep sigh* Good luck.
The two married guys don't sound too excited (haha!).LSG - It's that bad huh hyungnim?
KimC - No (I sighed because) I'm happy.
(ha!) Really though, I was on the phone (with my daughter) and when I told her I have to get on a bold come 3:00 in the morning, she sang "daddy/be strong/I'm by your side"
LSGeun - Really? You must be so happy.
LSG - You must be so happy.
KimC - It really made me happy.
KHD - Well...hearing that someone from home sang that to you is making me sad (meaning I wish I had a kid or I wish someone - my wife - sang that to me).
MCM - 'HoDong, be strong...'
LSG - 'You can make, more money' (since you're away working).
"Sweet dreams"~~~"Sleep well"~~~"Sweet dreams"KHD - I love you guys.
KimC - Dream about me~
EJW comes in and everyone makes room for him.
EJW - This is nice - all of us sleeping together like this.
No one can sleep because of LSGeun's snoring. KimC gets up to sleep away from LSGeun, but before he does, he tucks EJW in (SO SWEET KimC!)3:00 IN THE MORNINGAs the PD wakes KimC/LSG/KHD up, he formally says, "Let's go." After the PD and KHD leaves ---
MCM - The way he said "Let's go," I thought he was a grim reaper or something...
INSIDE THE VANKHD says he's cold and asks about clothes and LSG & KimC reassures him that there's a jacket and stuff in the back...KimC - Seriously, there is no other show like this one.
LSG - It's really amazing...
KHD also mentions that he thought he was being awakened by a grim reaper...
KHD - Did the PD say he's going too?
LSG - He told me he was.
KimC - The PD's getting on the boat with us?
LSG - yeah. I asked him if he was getting on with us and he said yes.
As we see the PD walk away, we hear a line from LSG's song: "It was all a lie/right now, I'm telling you to go/just leave" (HA!)AT THE DOCKLSG's wrapping his scarf around his neck:KimC - Seung Giya, are you wearing your scarf? (Caption reads "Making sure his younger brother isn't cold - KimC)
FUNNY IN THAT HAT KHD!KHD introduces us to the boat's skipper, who tells us that the trip will take 6 hours, then:KHD:...we've spend some time on boats, and I want to ask - what do you do if you're dying from sea sickness?
SKIPPER - You just have to deal with it.
KHD - But you feel like you're going to just DIE!
SKIPPER - You don't DIE from sea sickness.
KHD - I see...
ON THE BOATThe PD that DID go on the boat hands the guys fisherman pants to put on.KimC -
(psyching himself up for the trip) I feel like I can do anything.
KHD - This is SMALL!
Hilarity ensues as KimC/LSG help KHD put on his pants.KimC - This isn't going up!
LSG - It looks like you've put on some weight overnight.
KHD/KimC - What is this?!
LSG - Your lower body is so slender!
KimC - It looks strange!
LSG - You look like The Penguin from Batman! (HA!)
A moment later:KimC - Are you sleepy? Sea Sick?
Poor LSG nods. Then KimC goes over to KHD and asks if he's sea sick too, but it turns out KHD was actually sleeping HA!KimC - He looks like a dead sea lion!
(then referring to LSG holding onto the rope says) Are you giving birth? Push! Push!
(HA!) The guys look for the buoy and run into choppy waters. The guys complain about being cold, and sea sickness really kicks in for LSG...LSG - I'm SO sea sick right now hyung. Is it ok if I go into the bunker for a bit?
KimC - of course - go on in.
The fisherman locate the buoy, draw the line, and pull in the crabs! KHD and KimC battle through sea sickness throughout (They're tough!). They partake in the raw conk, and although KHD is happy to put food in his stomach, it upsets KimC's stomach even more, and he throws up.AT DAWN'S EARLY LIGHTKHD - Seung Giya, did you get some sleep?
LSG - Oh, I'm sorry.
KHD - Why are you sorry? Your health is most important.
LSG - Did you guys catch all the crabs?
KHD - Yeah...Let's surprise the fishermen by making them ramen and serve it to them.
They use some of the smaller crab that the fisherman won't be able to sell to make the ramen extra tasty! They would normally throw these smaller crabs back to sea, but keep some to make ramen and other dishes. As LSG cuts off the crab legs:LSG - I'm really sorry. I really wanted to do it (catch crabs).
KimC/PD - There's nothing you can do when you're sea sick like that.
LSG - Lying there, I could hear things like, "We caught them," and so on, but it all felt like a dream!
As the sun rises:LSG - This is the first time I'm seeing the sun rise over the sea. It's rising, it's rising! KimC hyung, the sun's rising!
LSG & KimC marvel at how fast the sun rises. KimC & LSG are asked to tell us their New Year's wish:KimC - It is my wish that our six 1N2D members always stay safe, that we're able to keep showing and telling about the many beautiful places our country has to offer, and that the show's success can match the hard work we put into it...
LSG - Me? As 1N2D starts the new year, I wish the show can continue to do well. I'm really regret that I came down with sea sickness and couldn't help out the crew - I feel so bad about returning without having done anything... It is my wish that we can present you with a 1N2D that is more fun, and more heartwarming - this is my resolution for 2008.
INSIDE THE BOAT'S KITCHENAs the guys cook the crab-ramen:
PD - Do you have anything to say to the sleeping Mong and SuGeun?
KHD - You think our friends are sleeping right now? Don't you think they're at the loading dock waiting for our return? They have loyalty.
HA!!! Yeah right!The way KHD serves the ramen to the men on the boat is SO LOVING. He of course serves the elders first, and then endearingly says:KHD - and to our youngest Seung Gi, who suffered so much. Try it, see how it tastes. Isn't it good?
KimC - (enjoying the ramen) It tastes better having put in work.
LSG - Wow it's REALLY good! You eat a lot too hyung.
LSGeun and MCM were so happy to see KHD/LSG/KimC, and vice versa. There's nothing like togetherness.