I'm just normally a pretty weird person, but man, when it comes to guys I like or guys I think are cute, I'm the biggest idiot in the world. I can remember 3 things so far...

1.) As soon as class ends, I try to put on my jacket and scarf, only to find my scarf stuck in my jacket zipper. It wouldn't be too big of a problem, if the scarf wasn't fringy. So I have to take out the fringes one bye one, and I'm jumping up and down like a freak. I look up to find this cute guy looking at me like I'm the weirdest person in the world.

2.) Same guy as scenario #1. After an exam, I stay outside the building to check some answers to see the cute guy come out. He looks at me and kind of gives me a smile. And I wave at him. Only I wave at him with my eyes glued onto the floor. Yes, I'm an idiot, I know.

3.) Back in high school, I had this crush on a guy and my friends and I called him "chicken wings" (Don't ask...I don't know why) So after lunch, my friend and I are walking back to class and we're talking about "chicken wings" so I start doing the chicken dance (flapping my wings, shaking my butt..etc) I look behind me, lo and behold, he's there, laughing at me.



Share yours Let's be humiliated together.

I said idiotic things TT.. blurt stuff out ..

OH YEH I fell on the ground tryin 2 grab the door i missed *plop* fell on the ground den he came n sat on my head O_o..

lol...that's pretty embarrassing...
i'm the kind of person that's really accident-prone
there's so many i can't even count-it's too humiliating

once i wore my Gym shorts backwards during PE
it was so emberassing lol
i dont' think my crush noticed though

I fell down on the floor.

hmm lol-

i was in a room with church members and .. someone called me.. but it was withheld/restricted. so i answered and there was this guy or someone and it was reallly loud and stuff.

me " whos this ? "
phone: "jfliajwinclkajsfkjaksfjkas"
me " who's this?? "

then the guy i like says

crush " who is it? "
me " iono........ i think it's my stalker? "
crush " -__-;; stalker?? "
me " ahhhhh! i have a stalker!! "

then i start spazzing ahhahaha

and later on i found out that some doofus at my church in the same room was the one that called... and it was so embarassing my crush laughed at me lol

I have a lot. I am so prone to embarassment. =_=

I have liked a guy for about half a year during my high school days. Well, one day I saw him at Kinko's and I was nervous as heck while excited at once. I tried to look calm and cool, you know the whole nine yards. I casually said, "Hey, you are here for Ms. XXX's project too, huh?" And he was like, "Yeah, sucks because none of my partners are helping me." I WAS LIKE, "YEAH! THIS IS AWESOME! WE ARE TALKING!"

And all of a sudden, the Kinko's staff went up to me and asked me to write down my number so she can call me back when the project is ready. Well, I don't have a pen and I looked at him questionly. He gave me the pen in his hand. So I wrote my number and name down for the lady. THIS IS WHEN I SCREW UP BADLY! I was trying to be cute and funny, and I threw the pen back at him (this is so wrong cuz the dude is a soccer player) and said "Fetch!" (omgah, sound like throwing a frisbee to the dog). BUT HE WASN'T EXPECTING IT! So bop, it landed right in his his left eyes, kind of jabbing it. I was like, O_O. His eye went BEET RED!

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This happened two months ago. I took interest in a guy (he is not yet a crush), who was amazingly the only Asian guy I see frequently in the building of my major. He was mad cute! Teehee, but yeah...I have not yet talked to him and was building up the courage to talk to him because we have A LOT of opportunities. We have three classes together, see each other everyday. Well, that day...I failed a test, which I studied my arse off for. I have a bad habit. When I failed a test, leave me alone for five minutes and I will be back to normal. Well, I was rushing to my car, very pissed off so when I was suppose to open the door with my hand, I used my foot to kick it instead. Guess what? The guy was right in front of the door (outside), I kicked the door very hard...omgah, he was VERY CLOSE to be hit by the door. He just stared at me, giving me the weird look like I was some serious psycho.

I have more but I am typing too long. =_=

-ida

I liked this guy at my school and I was waiting for him before 8th period, cuz his class is next to mine. I was all turning around and looking for him and SAW HIM COMING. So i had to pretend that I was doing something else. So i just pretended that i was throwing away some trash out of my pocket, but it happens to be my earrings that i took off during lunch. I couldn't just dig the trash can in front of him, so i had to throw away the earrings for reals and had to come back during class to DIG the trashcan.haha

I renember back in fifth grade when my cousin and I used to ride around on our bikes.. well I was giving her a ride and she was standing on the pegs. She wanted to get REVENGE on me because I made her fall so many times and get a couple of scars (ie. run her into a bush and branches scraped her upper leg causing claw like scars) THEY WERE ALL ACCIDENTS!
Well, yeah so she was shaking the bike like HECK trying to scare me and make the bike fall. Then the bike actually DOES fall and we both fall down with it, getting twisted in the bike. It flipped and we skidded -- we were screaming like crazy. Where do we end up? IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH'S HOUSE LOL. It didn't help that he was sitting on the bench next to his little brother -______-^ HE WOULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. We were hecka tangled in the middle of the street =____=;; from that day on whenever I was helping out in the cafeteria he'd imitate me falling off the bike >___<" then in 6th grade he told my whole french class about the incident.

HOWEVER, he ends up asking me to the dance and asks me to be his girlfriend. I said no and told him to go ask my friend instead (LMAO, I was completely clueless then ^^;; didn't know what he meant when he asked those things. Oh wells we were only like what 11/12 years old? 0____o)

I love these stories! So funny and cute.

once i was walking with my cousin down the road .. we were feeling pretty hyper and happy. so we threw this small plastic toy ... JUST as a car came by ... who's window just happened to be rolled down .. and it hit the guy in the head! so he yelled out the window "yeah you're cool!" it was a freak accident! we just wanted to throw it away!

In middle school I stood up for some reason .. but when I went to sit back down I missed the chair and fell on the floor!

There was a really really really cute guy that sat next to me in computers class. I'd always get to class first and type something funny on his computer for him. One day I was late and he had typed something on my computer. It made me laugh way to hard. I couldnt stop laughing. Eventually people where like "what is wrong with her?" and that just made me laugh harder.

When I was first learning how to drive I drove my car all around my neighborhood. At one point I ended up driving into a dead end road and had to turn around in the driveway of a house. The girl next to me started laguhing soooo hard and wouldnt stop. I didnt know why. So she said "do you know whos house this is?" I didnt know. Apparently its a guy who thought that I was stalking him. So that just gave him even more reason to think so!

hmm...nothing drastic is coming to mind ^ ^;;

in 5th grade, i had a nasty cold. my nose was running like crazy. BUT i tried to be a cool 5th grader in front of my crush and just sucked it all in. Must to my dismay, while we were working on a group project together, he said, "you have a huge snot bubble". i was SO embaressed!

keep the stories coming!

spill a drink on some bitchy girl at camp (accident of course... ha). and her friends made such a big deal.

OH MAN! that one's pretty embarrassing, but kudos to you for getting through it! lol
seriously, keep the stories coming

LOL I have a lot but I can't remember them ^__^"

Once when i was in highschool I was at a party and I wipped out my cack and peed on the front lawn...lotsa girls I liked were there...ha ha ha..

its so frustrating. every time i see my crush im always alone and he's always surrounded by friends and once i saw him coming, so i stopped in front of this newspaper stand, pretnding to get out some money, and they started looking at me funny and walked off laughing.. and i looked up.. and guess where i was standing, but RIGHT in front of a porn stand =(

so embarrassing

thats the best one so far lol. that gave me a chuckle.

its funny right now im in this class and i had a feeling that this girl was into me until during class we had discusion about boyfriends/gfs and she had mentioned she had a bf. after that she looks right at me and see if i had a dissappointed look and i acted i didn't care. but really though, i don't care that much since there are plenty of other sliggities out there. this same girl also initiated a convo with me so im thinking she had some slight interest in me.

1.I just finished doing one summer of voice lessons and when my crush passed by I started singing "you" by the carpenters. I know that back then it was like "who cares- as if he'll start thinking I'm singing to him" but now I just feel stupid when I think about that.

2.It was late and our last class just ended (about 8:30) in the evening and then my friend and I were soaking wet because rain started to pour and people were fighting over to ride cabs. With my soggy stockings I was so desperate to flag one down that I sort of jump while flagging this cab down and guess what, my crush was inside it. He saw me and waved at me- I didn't know if he was imitating me or he thought I was waving at him. I hid behind a car after he got out 2 meters away from me.

lol wow...uhmm...i cant really remember....but whenever i done something embarass, i usually play it off by laughing....hahha...

Errm, i was running and my shoe fell off >< And i left the tag on this new shirt i was wearing. Once it was really hot (it doesn't help that i sweat easily) and there were sweat beads on my nose and he asked me, why is your nose wet? Falling asleep in the car while he was driving me home. Eating and getting the food all over my face and clothes, eek im such a messy eater. Once i started singing and was getting really into it..i started doing actions to go with it and face expressions..omw, there are just too many things i do to embarass myself ><

one day, i was wearing these jeans with a lot of rips in them, and they were kinda long. I was walking to one of my classes with my friend, she stepped on the bottom of my pants so i'd trip, like as a joke, and i was walking...my jeans ripped up to my knee...and i fell so hard on the ground...then when i was trying to get up, my hole on the thigh area got caught onto a door handle, and my thigh hole ripped...and the guy i liked was right there...lol. i think he saw everything, lol. thank god i had shorts in my locker

hmm long time ago, when i had a crush.. every time i see her, i seem to stutter so i never quite talked to her that much, one time i see her with a nice outfit and i was mumbling away. i ignored her when she was calling me until she gave me a tap on the shoulder and said she was calling me but i didnt hear her. i felt weird, because she heard everything i said about her.

The guy I currently like talked to me at school & of course I responded, but I left without saying bye .. =? GAH. what an idiot I was.

Hm .. and, uhh .. man. I had so much. forgot. =? post it later.

i jus rembered some..

I was like... playin basketball n my crush was there... N MY GUY FRIEND THREW IT AND HIT MY HEAD *BONK* and he saw it and laughed at me =[....

stare at her, and then she said "what are you looking at that's so interesting?", and i didn't even know she was lookin back at me.

LOL! You won't believe how many pairs of earings I have accidentally throwned away like that! Feel SOO stupid, and there's no one to blame but me!

hmm at church i was in a sermon and this girl i like was sitting in front of me suddenly my fone rang it was so loud everyone looked and it took me about 30 seconds to get my fone to stop ringing.. and i think my crush was like looking at me disgusted..

yeahh... i was practicing for talent show after school today in the halls so i turned to my friend and said, "how does my butt look?" *swings hip side to side* BUT since i can't do it properly, it looks REALLLL awkward. AND GUESS WHO HAPPENED TO STROLL BY AT THE TIME!?!? he was real WIDE-EYED and quickly walked away.

Acted like normal human beings. Ugh, that was the worst moment of my life.

I don't really know anything embarrassing.
Whenever I do something embarrassing, I just laugh it off.
And most of the time, no one cares! Haha. (:

He was just sitting around and I tripped right front of him..

And then I ran into a wall another time.

HAHA not realy embarrassing. I try not to look clumsy in front of him. >///<

i've never done any extremely embarassing things because of a crush.

my habit of twirling my hair around my finger is really embarassing. i hope i don't come off as being ditzy.
i laugh at alllll his jokes. pretty embarassing.
once, i walked into another classroom because a guy i liked was coming my way. don't ask me why..

i was walking behind him and trip><..good thing he didnt see cuz i noe he would of laugh

That's why damaged jeans aren't the best choice for buying =/

i jumped off a chair and i fell. and he saw me.

excruciatingly.. embarrassing.. oh gosh.

hahah these stories are so cute and funny!

I have a couple of stories all concerning the same guy. I had this hugeee crush on a guy at my summer college. i don't fall for guys easily, but for some reason I was oddly crazy about this guy and ended up acting so out of character. one time in the library, he was the only person sitting at a table near a bunch of computers. my friend urged me to talk to him, so I stupidly asked if he had a highlighter. He didn't have one. I felt so flustered for having asked him out of so many people, so I hurriedly asked around three people at their computers for a highlighter. I didn't even realize at first that I bothered a guy with headphones on watching a show on the computer - I felt so stupid and guilty cause he even took off his headphones, paused his show, and started searching for a highlighter in his bag.

the funniest part, of course, is that I already had my own highlighter sitting in my bag ^^;

another time in the library, my crush was sitting at the same table and the same friend tried to make me sit with him. she was already sitting there and when I came over, she said loudly, "(my name), YOUR HAIR SMELLS SO GOOD!" i couldn't help but laugh!

and yet ANOTHER time (sorry this is so long!), I was in the dorm staircase with a friend after putting some laundry in a machine. We were talking when I randomly looked out the stairwell window and saw my crush walking into the building. Without even noticing I screamed, "LOOK, MY BOYFRIEND IS HERE!" He totally heard because by the time we all finally crossed paths, he had this sort of grin.

we had a very weird friendship hahaha

edit - i can't believe i forgot this one, but this is definitely the most embarassing one... i was with some friends hanging out in one of my guy friend's dorm building. it was almost time for the night check at our building, so my girl friends and I were getting ready to head back and were in the stairway when we saw the door of my crush's room open (weird cause he would always come back late). anyway, all my friends were telling me to go in and say something, but I totally refused. i was trying to escape from them when one my obnoxious friend albert grabbed my wrist and made me fall. while i was kicking and screaming and being dragged on my butt by my wrist, he pulled me into my crush's room and said, "(crush's name), here is your stalker!" I WANTED TO KILL HIM! everyone came piling in after and I didn't know WHAT to do. I just got up and started talking to his roommate LOL apparently my crush thought that incident was funny and cute, but it was still the most embarassing thing ever!

^ Haha that's cute! (:

LOL, all of these are hilarious.
I've had so many that I forgot.

Oh man um too many, I remember playing cards with him and I usually get excited and I was so caught up in the game that when his hand went near mine (I dunno what he was doing??lol) I kinda jolted back (I was surprised, I tend to do this a lot with ppl when they get close to me) and man I don't know, he must of thought I was crazy, he gave me a look haha It just seemed embarassing to me lol

Yeah and this other time, he drove me home and well since he doesn't have his G2 and so his mom was there ahha Yeah it was totally awkward, and so he was asking me for directions to my house. Oh man, I told him to turn at an intersection but he had to go in the right lane, but it was too late and so we went all around...the LONG way. But see, I was so embarassed and it seemed like he was getting a bit frustrated at my bad sense of direction that I told him to drop me off like a block away from my house *sigh* I told him to drop me off at a spot where he could quickly go home, but apparently he went the actually way to my house. So as I was walking I could see his car pass by my house T_T He must of thought I was a total idiot while we were in the car, and his mother as well...GAHHHH I cannot believe how foolish I looked =P

it was during the winter and i was wearing a scarf and i was getting out of my car and when i shut the door, i shut it on my scarf and kept walking and then ended up choking myself. he was really worried and came to me to make sure i was okay but i was laughing so hard i could hardly breathe-- let alone the scarf was already choking me.

eek. >.<

LOL yukiki sounds like your crush likes you back

i liked this guy a couple years back, and whenever i wanted to talk to him, his friends were always around..one day during lunch, i spotted him coming up the stairs at school so i wanted to say hi and talk to him =P i called out his name from upstairs, and he looked and waved..i started going down the stairs and as he saw me, i tripped and fell down the bottom half and ended up scraping my elbows and knees..what made it worse was i was wearing a skirt o_O'''' he was laughing at me as i got up >.< he told everyone about it, and even today people won't leave me alone about it..he still loves to tease me about that incident x]

I told one of my guy friend that I had a dream about me n my crush going out

me and my crush likes to fool around a lot were lyke goofball around each other

and then all a sudden my guy friend shout out this name!
As we left the cafeteria me n my guy friend were just laughin and walking

and all a sudden my crush came up to us n was like "Hey y u call my name?"

My guy friend just stood there n was lyke "OH YEA SHE HAD A DREAM ABOUT U GOING OUT WIF HER!"

n n he ran away....when i was about 2 hit him and I turned around facing my crush and I just smile and went to class
sadly I 4got how he hav ALL DA FREAKING 24/7 classes with me





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think thats the most embrassing so far that happen cz me n my crush love doing stupid stuff in front of each other

n i always have dream about him
sadly i felt realii sad when he told me he had a dream about me
that i was at his house n WE found a dead body in this bathrm -.-

Hm... recieving a bad grade when she expected better of me

Getting caught smoking when she doesn't like it

and once while we were leaving class, my friend thought it'd be funny to jump kick me in the back while we were walking out of class. i must've flown like 6 ft from the door. I gave him back tenfold after though cause I stood up and saw the girl I liked looking confused

3 days ago. lol. well, i was walking down the stairs to go to our school dungons. me and him were standing 5 steps away from the ground, so i tried to look cool by standing on the edge of the stairs and pretend i was falling. so i started swinging side to side saying "oooo, look i'm gonna fall" and he was like " stop, your gonna hurt yourself". then we started to laugh, once i stoped and stood their staring at him; he smiled at me, i lost my balance and fell down the stairs. lol. it was sooo embarassing./ not the most embarrasing

in grade 7, during gym class, we were all play basket ball, and my crush had the ball, and i was trying to get it from him, i stepped on my shoe lace and i kneeled further down then i shouldve, i ended up grabbing his testes instead of the ball ><!!! , everyone stopped playing and stared at me with open eyes. it was awful, he turned red and stood there compeletly being violated by me, i still had my hand clenched around his balls, i was soo in shock i couldnt even move my fingers away.. ekkk bad bad day..!

grade 9. one time, i had to find napkins cause i spilled juice on the floor, and there was no one in the hall way, so my friend told me to go get some from the boys washroom a few feetaway. i opened the door, yelled "hello", no one answered so i went in and got some, then i heard the door swing, and i ran into the stalls. when i looked through the slit, it was HIM! standing there beside the urinal, omg. i remember my face turinging soooo red, thats when i slipped and started abruptly and uncontrollably laughing, ya.. that has to be my most embarrassing moment, i could still remember his face.... XD

yep, thats my crazy life.

one time after my class had ended I went to my locker, and my crush were standing in our hallway..
i put my coat on and put my bag on the locker and when I was done i picked up my bag.. but guess what? the strap of my bag was stuck in the locker next to mine.. and that guy who had that locker had already left!
talk about panic I mean, the holiday was coming up and I just couldn't leave my bag there so I shouted "Can someone call him immediately?" out loud.. it was so embarrassing since my crush stood there watching me getting all panic-stricken
and he was smiling a bit.. I felt soooo freakin' embarrassed ;P

LOL, Wow I have A LOT!

This one guy I liked awhile back said hi to me in the halls and I waved back staring at the wall and bumped into a teacher. =/

My friend had her period infront of her crush lol she was so embarrassed

Hahahah awwww these are soo adorable!! yeah i've definitely done a lot of retarded things in front of my crush/old crushes.. i mean me and my ex had known each other for 7 years before we started going out so he has definitely seen me make a total fool of myself.

the lastest occurance is probably when i was webcamming with him and trying to be cute when my mom came in except when i minimized the window she came and wrestled the mouse away from me and reopened it to see what he looked like and asked 298357320 questions about it and even tried to get my dad to come in and see him before she'd give my mouse back and he saw it all on cam

it was terrible T____T

Wow these are entertaining! Reminds me of those "embarrassing moments" from magazines. I've had so much embarrassing moments that it seem normal to me now >.< Currently I can't think of any out of the top of my head

I remember back in high school. I was kissing my ex-gf in front of my house door and my mom walked out to take out the trash and caught me and her kissing. My eyes went wide and I exhaled really hard into the girls mouth and made her cheeks go POOF!! O_O! and I could do was stand there.. speechless.

I didn't know whether to say sorry to my mom or her first because I was so embarassed. I was red in the face. She was red in the face.. My mom still makes fun of me for it till this day. Aish.. T_T I'm the laughing stock everytime the family of over 30 people get together and hear my mom tell that story..