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A "bloody" Vampire Joke Rated PG-13 hahaha

#1 User is offline   kawaii_bobo 

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Post icon  Posted 09 December 2006 - 01:06 AM

My friend told me this joke and I found it funny...

There's these two female vampire who are in a bar.

Vampire 1: I would like to have a cup of warm blood.
Vampire 2: I would like to have hot water.

Vampire 1 looks at Vampire 2 with a blink.gif look.

Vampire 1: Why would you want water? You're a vampire... you drink blood.
Vampire 2: I know.

Then the bartender gave them their drinks.

Vampire 2 reached down, took out a bloody tampon and said "I'm having tea."

hahahaha... biggrin.gif wacko.gif tongue.gif


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Posted 09 December 2006 - 01:57 AM

lol.... eww, thats gross.....
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 01:59 AM

god! i was eating.
that joke is just wrong
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 02:55 AM

lol haha ewwwww thats disturbing
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#5 User is offline   Juli~<3 

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Posted 09 December 2006 - 09:45 AM

LOL

thats good lol

but kinda gross if you think about it for longer lol
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 12:21 PM

ROFL that's so gross ^^;;;
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#7 User is offline   icycool 

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Posted 09 December 2006 - 12:28 PM

that is very funny but gross hehe
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 12:48 PM

yeah. funny but sick o.o
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 12:52 PM

ok... that is just nasty in a funny way
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 12:53 PM

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Posted 09 December 2006 - 12:57 PM

I've read this one before... it's funny.
But hasn't it been posted before? =]
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 02:06 PM

ewwwwww she's drinking her own blood? >_< it's gross but funny.
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 06:54 PM

haha thats gross. heard something like that before.
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 07:06 PM

Duuuude..


like...dude.
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 07:11 PM

That's kind of...ok...disturbing and gross laugh.gif

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Posted 09 December 2006 - 07:18 PM

disturbing hahahah x]!
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 07:19 PM

sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol reminds me of another joke
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 09:22 PM

hahaha... i can totally picture it

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Posted 09 December 2006 - 09:37 PM

ew, nasty. good thing i ate like 3-4 hours ago, or else i'll end up barfing.
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 10:04 PM

just drank tea and saw this again @____@ lol
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