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Blonde Hostage Exactly what a blonde would do!!!

#1 User is offline   jadey 

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 08:15 PM

I hope this isn't a repost.

There were three accountant: a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. One day, their bank was being robbed and they were taken as hostages. The robber takes them outside in front of everyone and points a gun at the brunette's head.

"On the count of 3, i'm gonna pull this trigger and you're gonna die!" he said.

"1... 2..."

"TSUNAMI!!!" screamed the brunette. The robber turned around and looked behind him and saw nothing, while the brunette quickly ran off.

He then pointed his gun at the red head's head and said, "On the count of three, i'm gonna pull this trigger and you're gonna die!"

"1... 2..."

"TORNADO!!!" screamed the red head. The robber looked and looked behind him and saw nothing, while the red head quickly got away.

He then pointed his gun at the blonde's head and said, "i'm gonna pull this trigger and you're gonna die!"

"1... 2..."

"FIRE!!!"

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 02:07 PM

HAHHHAAHAAH, what a dumbass laugh.gif
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 02:12 PM

stupid girl.

stupid, stupid, stupid

that's probably what I would say xD
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 03:31 PM

The blonde really is stupid. sleep.gif Funny joke anyway!!
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 03:49 PM

LOL i heard a similar joke xD
heheheh hahahahah
thanks for sharing
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 04:54 PM

LOL, ahh, that's so funny xD
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 05:45 PM

lol i heard a similar joke before.
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 06:11 PM

woww.. o__o.. what a.. dumb...head... x____X;;
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 06:20 PM

Haha. That was really stupid xD
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 06:51 PM

hahahahahahaha so dumb!!!!!
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 07:03 PM

lol posted before but along time ago, so yarr.
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:43 PM

LOL that was hilarious I'm still laughing
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Posted 16 December 2006 - 08:16 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~
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Posted 16 December 2006 - 10:39 PM

Haha 1..2...FIRE! lmao that's just telling the robber to pull the trigger haha

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Posted 17 December 2006 - 12:27 PM

LMAOROFL; what a moron she is.
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Posted 17 December 2006 - 12:32 PM

lmfao. she just caused her own death XD
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Posted 17 December 2006 - 01:08 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! HAHAHA


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Posted 17 December 2006 - 02:41 PM

puhahaha so dumb~!!!! =P
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Posted 17 December 2006 - 04:45 PM

hahha yep.
heard a similar one before.
but still funny.
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 07:58 PM

hahahha that is funny... i dint expect it.
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