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#1 User is offline   kpxmikey89 

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Posted 16 December 2006 - 06:56 PM

saw this one on a website, made me lol
u cant be slow though




A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

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Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50
Hand Job $10.00
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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.
He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am!"

The man replies "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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#2 User is offline   imready 

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Posted 16 December 2006 - 07:13 PM

lols funny
i remember reading a joke like that before somewhere

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#3 User is offline   KyOotKrnAng3l 

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Posted 16 December 2006 - 07:14 PM

puhahaha~!! good one xP
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Posted 16 December 2006 - 11:33 PM

LOL what the heck hahaha that's funny

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Posted 08 December 2007 - 05:45 AM

that was funny!~

lol.~

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Posted 08 December 2007 - 05:49 AM

awww took me couple of reads of the last line to get it sad.gif i was thinking to dirty tongue.gif (i was thinking wat could be so dirty about cheese sandwich, and then i got it hahahaha)
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#7 User is offline   melancholy 

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Posted 08 December 2007 - 04:56 PM

LOL what the heck xD haha thats so funny
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 05:10 PM

Awww ... what a disappointment.

I expected a better story.

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Posted 08 December 2007 - 05:18 PM

lol dat was funni xD
xD good one
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 07:24 PM

HAHAHA thats funny. What a guy
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 07:24 PM

What? don't they have change for 10? Why did he ask about hand job? Not that good of a joke but it was okay.
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 07:41 PM

^ innocent! x3 ahaha i feel so dirty about getting most of the jokes on this forum
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 07:59 PM

lmao =) that really made me lol
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 09:17 PM

LOL. Did the blonde slap him afterwards?
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 02:45 PM

lol hahahah owned xD...


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Posted 10 December 2007 - 05:28 PM

The guy must be really hungry to refuse such a bargain.
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 06:47 PM

Oh my... Just shows how dirty my mind is hahahaha XD
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 07:06 PM

-___-xx.
i dont get it.. i've read it like 46886 times
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 06:19 PM

haaahaaaa that was funny
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 06:45 PM

I don't really get it... sad.gif
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