[♡s.a.r.a.n.g.h.a.e.]

Basically, us asian/asian-americans, are sick and tired of the mini cooper that comes with being an asian minority in an ignorant american population so other asian/asian-american or asian/asian-american supporters can join and if we find hate mail, we'll hunt you down and shoot you multiple times.

Things to Know:

1. No, the languages aren't all the freaking same, get over it
2. North Korea and South Korea ARE TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
2.5. The question "Are you from South or North Korea" is just plain stupid. Stop being ignorant.
3. No, South Korea isn't a part of China or Japan
4. Not ALL Koreans or Chinese eat dog meat, whale meat, horse meat or any other meat you've ever heard of. Stop generalizing.
5. Kim Jung Il isn't my john teshing uncle, and his name isn't kimberly or kim. its Jung Il
get with the culture people. [last name, first name]
6. We do not make nuclear weapons
7. We do not understand "Ching Chong"
8. Wtf is "Ching Chong"
9. All of you non-asian sissies can't eat hardcore asian food so stop acting like you do just cuz you eat from shanghai gourmet or little kitchen
10. And no, we aren't born with calculators in our hands
11. or with glasses
12. yeah, suprise, all asians aren't good at math
13. We're probablly doing better in english than most of you
14. Yes, we live off of rice. What the hell are you going to do about it? Got rice pinkberry? got rice?
15. Unlike take-out chinese, real asians don't drench their rice in MSG. (referring to fried rice)
16. Don't make assumptions about the asianmale penis unless you've seen them all. thanks.
17. We're not ALL short, thank you
18. Or skinny
19. just stop generalizing
19. Ok, we do have small eyes, i admit. But having small eyes doesn't mean we have small ears. We KNOW, get over it.
20. dont hitnk you're being cool by making fun of asians cuz asians wud do the same thing to u if u were in some asian country. ex. *oh look i'm american. *dresses like a slut* oh look i'm american *widens eyes*
21. You know that asians are sexy and hot beyond all reason, accept it
22. Just because We're asian doesn't mean we know how to fight like jackie chan or jet li (even though we ARE capable of kicking your butts any time.)
23. You can say we all look the same, but, seriously, all white people look the same, all black people look the same and all mexican people look the same. oh, wow, realization.
24. Anime is cool. Yes, so is manga. You know it. You watch or read it when everyones asleep. Don't try to hide it. Yes, Avatar is counted as an anime.
25. But, just because we're asian doesn't mean we can draw anime/manga people.
26. Just because some of us are Korean, doesn't mean we specialize in washing your clothes or painting your nails.
27. The people at the nail salons don't talk about you in an their asian language, stop flattering yourself
28. Just beacuse some of us are chinese, doesn't mean we make all your clothes.
29. Chopsticks are the mini cooper. But stop acting like you can use them when you have to ask for the "easy pick up kids chopstick" everytime you go into an asian restuarant.Just get a fork.
30. Stop acting like you can speak japanese, chinese or korean just because you can say "hi" or "thank you" or "what is your name". It gets pretty annoying.
31. Make sure you join your school's Asian Club. Because Asians rock...........join or we'll hunt you down.
32. Jokes are cool...to a degree.
33. Stop asking us to talk in an "asian accent" or ask us to "say something in our language" its akward and wierd. If we want to, we will.
34. by the way, it's vietNAMese not vietMANese.
35.You know you want to be asian. Yeah. Yeah. Got rice pinkberry?




*please don't be offended by curse-words and such posted on this group, if you are offended you may politely leave. This is a group made for fun, and we're just venting out some anger that's been built up in a collaborative way. We don't want to preach, we're not saying that whatever your beliefs are, are wrong. We're just stating what we believe and hope other people who share these beliefs can show some support. Non-supporters and haters will be kicked out, this isn't a debate group. (any ads will be deleted unless approved)

credits: facebook group "All Asian Countries Aren't the Same john teshin' Thing"

[mizz_J]

OH wow i agree with some of these xD

To whoever who made this *applause* =)

[Jangoon]

not funny, just the facts

[everythingxxelse]

HAHAH that was funnY! =D

[tengteng]

2.5. The question "Are you from South or North Korea" is just plain stupid. Stop being ignorant.

How does askin this question make someone ignorant?

[cinnamoroll]

2.5. The question "Are you from South or North Korea" is just plain stupid. Stop being ignorant.

How does askin this question make someone ignorant?

i guess some people think it is ignorant, but i don't

it's that no one can go in or out of north korea as it is very very strict.

so if you're talking to a korean exchange student, they are definitely from south korea.

though, i'm sure there were some korean immigrants before the korean war. so theoretically, someone could have been descended from a north korean.

[Destinyxstar]

you are freakin amazing! cuz it's all true!

[darkboy]

hahaha! i agree to with of those, so true, by the way, what the hell's a "mini cooper"? i see that word going around lately, i know its a car but you know what i mean lol.

[Nammi3]

lollllll those were funny,
most if not all i would consider as true

[Sadana]

That's Americans/America for you

[NicknamedEx]

hahaha! i agree to with of those, so true, by the way, what the hell's a "mini cooper"? i see that word going around lately, i know its a car but you know what i mean lol.

"minicooper" comes up due to the profanity filter. i think it is a mask for the substance that comes out of your behind after you digest your food.

so true. it's annoying when people come up to you and think they are smart or being polite when they try and say something in an asian language.
i also remember kids going around saying "Ching Chong Ching" and asking "What did I say?"

//edit
another one should be added.

36. No we do not know how to say YOUR name in OUR LANGUAGE.

[lor]

^ i know i remember when kids would do the same thing to me. really annoying. but anyhow i agree with most of those.

[KyOotKrnAng3l]

hahaha yep so true. (most)

[jisoox012]

i'm krn, but no. 20 is contradictory ..not all Americans dress slutty
haha i like the "not born with calculators in their hands" one

[MeiNing]

"13. We're probablly doing better in english than most of you"

^ XD This is actually true sometimes.

[Janice<3]

LMFAO. these are funny cause they're true..
ahahaha
i like all of them. and seriously wtf is ching chong?

[DaAzNkIgGa627]

Yeah what exactly is ching chong?

Asian food is just made up of fried rice....

And North and South Korea are made up of the same people.

[NFS3]

yep, alot of those are true haha.

[o0hsvinqieee]

I should print this out and give it to everyone in my school -.-

edit - and this girl at my school asked me if i ever went to china and i was like yeah but i dun like it there. there she goes like "oh because it's communist there right? i ain't never gonna go there" -.- like c`mon stop being so dumb and narrow minded. i got mad when she said that but i stayed quiet.

[chimerical.]

wow, almost all of that is true. o.o