[pro_girl]

Good morning, Ladies & Gentlemen. This is your captain Mr Chin Chye
Laiwelcoming you on board ... I apologise if I cannot see you ... can
see nothing from my cockit anyway, lights not working ...

We apologise for delay in taking off, some minor problem, just replace
the engine, new engine cannibalised from the aircraft that decided to
take a swim in South China Sea...

This is flight 126 from Senaisini to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is
not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the region. And if luck is
on our side, we may even be landing on your village!

Standards are such that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure that I announce that starting this year over 50 of
our passengers have reached their destination. For the ones that don't
quite make it, our staff have all the requisite experience for
consoling
the next-of-kin. Our stewardess, Anjali, will be happy to brief you on
our out-of-court settlement policy

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and
memorable, we serve complimentary samosas and lassi. For our
not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you
find out if there really is a God.

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie ("Hands off my
chutney") will not be shown, as we forgot to record it from the
television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying alongside
Singapore Airlines, where their movie will be visible from the right
side of the cabin window.

We regret to advise that smoking is prohibited on this flight. Any
smoke
you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines
telling us to slow down. Life jackets are positioned under your seats
and free bathing costumes are made available to Aunties and swimming
shorts to Uncles ... it is likely that you will need them later.

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off
and
fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. For those of you who
don't
have a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with our stewardess,
Anjali, who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
otherwise suka lu lah....

If I don't see you again, enjoy your flight with Air ChinChye. Thank you.

sorry if it's already been posted
and since im going on a low budget airline tomorrow....
lmao,enjoy :laugh:

[kiut_me]

rofl that's funny xD
it was all good english then suddenly 'suka lu lah'
it's even funnier that i understand it haha

[fwnc_b!]

lmao. hahahahhaa.. it's really funny. i would run out of the plane before it takes off.

[Poedoe]

hmm..
it seems faintly familiar...
have i been on one of those before?

[thequondam]

HAHAHA!
Low budget cheap airlines.. ...

[LoLLiePoP]

lol hahah niceeee
thanks for sharing

[Prince Mcdull]

hahahha...so funny..
thats a really cheap airline lol

[shawty_says]

lol funny. but i dont get wat does suka lu lah mean?

[-K-]

^i think it means
do what you like in malay

[GOOMBA]

they weren't that funny but thanks for posting =)

[xo_vivi_ox]

lol. hahahahahahahaha

[AntKun]

A bit like RyanAir methinks lol.
Damned budget airlines.!

[mizz_J]

lol i wouldn't go on those kind of planes

[sue789]

"If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off."

lmao XP

[efflorescent musings]

haha. Poor passengers. lmfao

[deathrae]

otherwise suka lu lah....

If I don't see you again, enjoy your flight with Air ChinChye. Thank you.

Haha!!! I see malay words for once in Soompi!!! "Suka lu lah" << That totally cracked me up, the captain has been using English all the way before ending it off with malay words... haha...

ChinChye... I'm not really sure but it meant 'do anyhow' right?? Haha

I'd grab my stuff and get the heck out of there after hearing what the captain said...

[HANAo1]

*trys to run out but captains speech was so long that the doors already close*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*bangs on window*

[angelic_diablo]

hahahaha suka lu lah... now that cracks me up! didn't xpect a malay word to come up at the end..

[Babiilicious_Vii]

"If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and
memorable, we serve complimentary samosas and lassi. For our
not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you
find out if there really is a God." <---- hahah found this hilarious

[yuiyean]

Ouch...bite my tongue.Cracked me real good.

Our stewardess, Anjali, will be happy to brief you on
our out-of-court settlement policy

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and
memorable, we serve complimentary samosas and lassi.

For our
not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you
find out if there really is a God.

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie ("Hands off my
chutney") will not be shown, as we forgot to record it from the
television.

otherwise suka lu lah....

If I don't see you again, enjoy your flight with Air ChinChye. Thank you.

love 'em.thanks for sharing.


Edit-
Now that I think about it,Chin Chye here stands for "Cincai"(malay slang for roughly done) and senaisini sounded like "sana-sini" (malay for here and there).Correct me if I'm wrong.