[Vanessa728]

Ever wonder what happens when you get separated from your Husband in Wal-Mart?

The following letter was sent to a long time patron of a local Wal-Mart Store. After receiving this letter, she vowed that she would NEVER take her husband shopping with her again!!!

January 12, 2006

Re: Mr. Bill Fenton: Multiple Complaints

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.

15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse is shopping:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, Code 3 in house wares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And, last, but not least!)

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[chubzzy]

LOL!!! i love that last one!! lol.... he must be really really REALLY bored!

[fruiteechi]

lol that's soo funny. i love the last one too. gotta try those one of these days

[tengteng]

LMAO.
This is so funny. Sounds like the joke when you're in a elevator.

[jolynn]

I DIED OF LAUGHTER WHILE READING THAT, HAHAHAHHAHA! thanks for sharing!

[thequondam]

HAHAHAHA. THIS IS SO FUNNY.

He must have been too bored.

[nobody knows]

I need to do those

those are like
xDD whoo!

[som4tang]

hahahhahaha. omgosh....these were so funny. i go to walmart all the time..>_< this is almost has bad as my youth group playing walmart tag.

[rootless.]

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Soooooooooo funny~

[KyOotKrnAng3l]

puhahaha funny and cute =]

[miss sweetie]

LOL I've seen this before, only the list part not the letter part. The list is for "whenever you're bored at Walmart, just do these things to kill your boredom" or something like that along those lines.

[nlgrl]

haha... walmart sound like fun now =P

[herro diana]

Haha. I'd love my friend to do the last one, it sounds hilarious.

[siliconrex]

numbers 6 and 13 are the best i must try that some time

[deathrae]

Haha... you saved the best for the last!!!

[x LDY GiGGLEx YO]

LOLOLOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! i read these before but they're still funny!

[remmy]

i've read something like that before.. their cute... my friend actually tried doing the first one hahaha

random: jan 12 is by birthday! yay

[Classic Example]

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

My favorites xD

[Jangoon]

yeh i hate going to shopping! lol.. fking boring.. ;(

[HANAo1]

what a smart man!! i should try that someday, LMAOLMAOLOLLOLROFLROFL