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- annoy ppl at the drive-thru:

Specify that this order is "To Go".

Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order.

At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.

When Ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.

Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.

Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.

Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "Would you like fries with your order?"

When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off.

Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.

Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - Thats all.

Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what you did to my food ! ".

When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.

Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".

Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."

In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

- annoy ppl at a job interview

While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.

Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he or she yells at you. Then ask if you got the job.

Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.

Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he or she farted.

Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.

Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.

In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewers desk in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"

Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."

As you follow your interviewer to his or her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.

Show up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.

Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as you walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"

Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.

Comment on how much you like your interviewers spouses picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.

Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as you can launching entire contents in your mouth in his or her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth by theeth."

As you reach inside your briefcase pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.

During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewers face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that you get hired or you wont give back their nose.

Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.

Announce that you are committing a hostile take over of the company, fire your interviewer.

At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed by a smack to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"

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