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#1 User is offline   mori 

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 12:23 AM

my cousin told this to me, so i have to translate it into english...

there was a man who was sentenced to death for 3 accounts of murder, robbery and other bad stuff. when he was in prison the man had only 3 days to live before his execution. he cried, thought about his wrong-doings and pleaded to the warden; "i know wat i did was wrong and i know there's no way of turning things back the way it was. id like to have a request b4 i die...

since ive taken the lives of some, i'd want u to take off my arms so it can be used for research or for ppl who are in need of these organs". the warden smiled, and said "good man. at least you're trying to fix things up. but you're still getting executed" the prisoner agreed and replied, "i dont care. i know what im doing is right". so the guards removed his arms as requested.

the next day the man made another request to the warden. "sir, i dont have any arms so there's no uses for these legs too. take them away i dont need them. i want them to go to someone in need". the warden smiled and without hesitation did wat the prisoner asked and told the guards to remove his legs . the warden replied, "good son. at least you have hope". the prisoner smiled.

the 3rd last day, the prisoner looked with tears of joy, turned to the warden and said, "warden, i think the best thing to do with my execution is to take away my head, my eyes, mouth, nose and ears. this will help ppl in need who want these organs. please warden, i ask you as my last request for my head to be removed. the guards smiled and were about to proceed with his request.

however the wardened had a look of anger in his face, turned to the guards and shouted:

"OKAY STOP!

THIS PRISONER IS SLOWLY GETTING AWAY!" mad.gif

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 12:28 AM

aww lol! poor thing! his Slolli gettin away hahah
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 12:56 AM

Oh my goodness.. hahah.
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 02:28 AM

lol ahahah i gettt itt.. not really getting away...but going away by parts
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 07:42 AM

ahahah oh my that was kinda dumb yet funny LOL
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 11:51 AM

lol that is corny
still funny though
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 12:29 PM

whoa....thats kinda sad...but its funny though =D
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 12:23 AM

QUOTE(yeppmusic7 @ Jan 5 2007, 12:29 PM) View Post
whoa....thats kinda sad...but its funny though =D


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Posted 06 January 2007 - 01:44 AM

that is sooooo disturbing lol
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 05:43 AM

ahahhah omg took me awhile to understand haha
but poor prisoner tsk tsk tsk
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 09:10 AM

ooh. wow that took me a long time to get x_____________x;;
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 09:56 AM

Hahaha, that's ridiculous. But quite funny, still.
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 10:48 AM

Haha. That's so weird xD
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