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#1 User is offline   Jangoon 

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 07:37 PM

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Brett, Bruce and Bluey. Brett falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Brett's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Brett's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 05:32 AM

Oh! That's so mean! And yet cunning at the same time... Poor woman.
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 01:42 PM

LMAO!! so mean! buh hiliarious!
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 04:02 PM


heyy aussies aren't all that bad.. =p


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Posted 13 January 2007 - 09:22 AM

Haha. That's such a mean way to break the news xD
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 05:20 PM

QUOTE(Cookiied Out @ Jan 13 2007, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haha. That's such a mean way to break the news xD



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Posted 27 October 2007 - 07:45 PM

aw! that's sooo meannn X___X;;

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 10:27 PM

Omg thats so mean lolol >_<
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 10:34 PM

that was harsh but LOL.
& aussies are def not like that tongue.gif
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 10:58 PM

rofl. oh what a jerk! haha.
An inconsiderate.. funny jerk lmao

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 11:12 PM

ahahah i love it
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Posted 28 October 2007 - 12:05 AM

LOL!! didn't expect that coming! that was funny~


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Posted 28 October 2007 - 02:04 AM

hahahah, should of put VB instead. laugh.gif
Omg Brett, Bluey and Bruce, how Aussie

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ahahah i love it
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Posted 28 October 2007 - 08:02 AM

QUOTE(DreamingSaturn @ Jan 12 2007, 06:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh! That's so mean! And yet cunning at the same time... Poor woman.

Poor woman indeed...
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Posted 28 October 2007 - 11:44 AM

QUOTE(Rosencrantz @ Oct 28 2007, 05:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg Brett, Bluey and Bruce, how Aussie

hhahaha i know huh. im surprised they didnt throw in a "G'day mate" somewhere lol


its kinda funny haha
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 03:18 AM

hahahhahha that's sooo funny~~
really bad to break the news though
btw im an aussie LOL (well 1/2 one anyway)
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 03:53 AM

ahahaha...but awww that was kinda mean though! betting on something like that sleep.gif
poor wife...
and how come it has to be aussie builders... aussies are niceeee!! tongue.gif
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 04:47 AM

That was mean but funny at the same time. tongue.gif Poor lady. And Aussies aren't like that at all.
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 05:42 AM

& fosters is icky! i dont know one aussie who drinks it!
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 06:27 AM

ROFL. but thats not exactly 'Australian'....but maybe reflects the 'dumb' rednecks here ==


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