One day a priest was walking down a street when he saw little johnny jumping trying to reach a doorbell. The priest asked little johnny if he needed help. The boy said "yes". Then the priest asked what next. Little johnny replied "RUN LIKE HELL."
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by
biting insects?
Little Johnny: Don't bite any.
Teacher: Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Little Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Little Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Little Johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong!
Little Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
Little Johnny : A teacher
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Posted 23 January 2007 - 10:23 AM
Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Little Johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong!
Little Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
lol! good one! XD
Little Johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong!
Little Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
lol! good one! XD
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Posted 23 January 2007 - 03:04 PM
lol i love lil johnny jokes d: so funny haha
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Posted 23 January 2007 - 04:30 PM
haha i loved the teacher one.
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Posted 23 January 2007 - 08:32 PM
haha the last one was my favorite.
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Posted 24 January 2007 - 10:47 AM
i didn't understand the first joke though.... 
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Posted 24 January 2007 - 11:06 AM
lol the teacher one is FUNNIE!!
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Posted 25 January 2007 - 04:43 AM
QUOTE(chubzzy @ Jan 25 2007, 05:17 AM) 
i didn't understand the first joke though....
Little Johnny was playing ding dong dash lol.
hahaha! Little Johnny jokes are the best lol.
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Posted 25 January 2007 - 02:34 PM
LOL I love little johnny jokes
Teacher: Although George Washington cut down his fathe'rs cherry tree and admitting doing so, why didn't he get into trouble?
Little Johnny: He still had the axe in his hands
Teacher: Although George Washington cut down his fathe'rs cherry tree and admitting doing so, why didn't he get into trouble?
Little Johnny: He still had the axe in his hands
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Posted 25 January 2007 - 10:10 PM
LOL. I read most of these, but eh. I love Little Johnny. 
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 01:15 PM
thnaks for these,i like jonny ,hes a nice funny kid
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 04:05 PM
LOL I love the last one
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 04:52 PM
ahahah.
this one's so awesome.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
Little Johnny : A teacher
this one's so awesome.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
Little Johnny : A teacher
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 05:12 PM
hahah those are great (: doo yu have more?
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 06:51 PM
i love little johnny.
he's so witty
ahahaha, i feel a little bad for the teacher XD
he's so witty
ahahaha, i feel a little bad for the teacher XD
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 07:54 PM
Hahaha, Little Johnny does it again xD
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:44 PM
QUOTE(darkboy @ Jan 25 2007, 06:43 AM)
Little Johnny was playing ding dong dash lol.
hahaha! Little Johnny jokes are the best lol.
hahaha! Little Johnny jokes are the best lol.
^OHHH! Lol. I didn't understand until I read that. ^^;
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