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Funny Instructions

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

[vikkay]

i think this is a repost but anyways ..
rofl so funny

[green.lollipops!]

ahahahahhaha oh god these are too funny

[hiien]

i think that i have read those before too.
anywho, it was hilarious. lol.

[OBSCURE Sin]

Lmao, these are funny

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

those two are brilliant XD

[~fantasygurl~]

lol it's hella FUNNIE!! never thought about that b4..

[som4tang]

lol. reminds me of a bill engvall rant about stupid things and people. so funny~

[fionarhz]

hahahaha! i love those things!! always funny

[zangse]

i remember seeing this on a box of eggs...warning: may contain eggs
haha i just had to show my sister when we were shopping that!

[dying1004]

some of these are funnyyyy. i like

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

tehehe.

[1TYM On My Mind]

It's funny! LoL! It's all just common sense really.

[butterflyeffect]

LOLL that's hilarious.

[kdclk313]

rofl
open bag, eat nuts

[elaynurr]

lol they probably made instructions out of carelessness/laziness

[tomatomato]

welps...you know...just in case if people do attempt those things... =)

[sj22]

funny stuff.
the bracketed smartass comments were annoying tho

[cassity27]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[ms. rachellica]

well some companies have to put driections on like those b/c there's stupid pple who end up doing those things nd sue the company for not warning them

[kpstar25]

o man some of those are just too funny