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#1 User is offline   xxrainbowsun 

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Posted 25 January 2007 - 03:48 PM

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:


Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!


Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
Whaaat??

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!


Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!


War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
You think?!


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]


Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!


Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!


And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?
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#2 User is offline   Melyxcious 

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Posted 25 January 2007 - 04:38 PM

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Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?

Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?

LOLL i liked those ones the most :x
the last one.. oh my o-o;
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Posted 25 January 2007 - 07:00 PM

hahahahahah. the last one's awesome. so is the one with the jet crash and the one about strikes.
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Posted 25 January 2007 - 07:09 PM

ahahahahahaha
those just made my day haha



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#5 User is offline   leejunkified 

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 04:04 PM

Gosh... I have seen many like these actually in newspapers over here XD

Fun to read biggrin.gif
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 04:10 PM

ROFL. this is funny.
I like the last one. XD
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 04:15 PM

Hahahaha.

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Ahh, that's a winner.
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 04:43 PM

some really funny and some really bad puns here...XD

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over

that was hilarious...
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#9 User is offline   Bl@h 

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 06:04 PM

yeah~ i like the panda one too~ haha~ vet. takes over
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 06:08 PM

lawl~~ the typhoon killed dead ppl, o,,ic
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 06:19 PM

I like the one about drop outs and the last one. biggrin.gif
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 07:16 PM

lol the last one

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?


so uhhh
100s more died or the ones that were dead already?
lmao
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 11:13 PM

QUOTE(xxrainbowsun @ Jan 26 2007, 07:48 AM) View Post
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge

Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?



haha! rolleyes.gif i wonder what those journalists were thinking

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 03:53 AM

hahahahahhaa.....
that's so hilarious!
especially the last one!


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Posted 04 February 2007 - 03:21 PM

haha the last one is hilarious!!!!!
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 09:32 PM

hahaha... funny headlines.
it's brightened up my day! smile.gif
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 10:01 PM

Oh my gosh. I love ALL of them! They made me laugh out loud so bad. >.<. I can't believe the editor/journalists didn't catch these type of things!
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Posted 27 November 2007 - 06:33 AM

haha lol at the last one XD
Lol aren't they all dead? rofl~~
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Posted 27 November 2007 - 06:48 AM

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
^ the best!
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Posted 27 November 2007 - 07:07 AM

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


^ Definitely a winner there. LOL!
Rushing for a report and this is what you get. XD
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