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#1 User is offline   Jangoon 

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 08:59 PM

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, frumpy looking man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?' "

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer."
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#2 User is offline   insaynxlilgrl 

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 09:36 PM

I don't really get it.... blink.gif I think I'm a bit slow with jokes.. >.>
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 10:36 PM

lol me either.... the lawyer is uhh sending out the divorce papers?

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 11:20 PM

QUOTE(insaynxlilgrl @ Jan 27 2007, 11:36 PM) View Post
I don't really get it.... blink.gif I think I'm a bit slow with jokes.. >.>



QUOTE(x`ind @ Jan 28 2007, 12:36 AM) View Post
lol me either.... the lawyer is uhh sending out the divorce papers?


He's going to send them out to houses, randomly, and so the woman/man will think the other person is cheating on them and divorce them, therefore putting him into business. :]
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 03:54 PM

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Posted 28 January 2007 - 04:52 PM

what a john teshing retarded lawyer
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 06:28 PM

haha i like how he is descirbed as frumpy
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 07:14 PM

LOL smart lawyer..... but how can he guarantee they are going to go to him for divorce?
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 07:20 PM

The old man has a good idea...
but how does he know they`ll go to him?
Is he putting a return address that is like... his
office`s address?
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 09:34 PM

QUOTE(dongwans @ Jan 28 2007, 01:20 AM) View Post
He's going to send them out to houses, randomly, and so the woman/man will think the other person is cheating on them and divorce them, therefore putting him into business. :]


^^ hahaha i would have NEVER figured that out. i was staring at the post trying to figure it out x]
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 10:03 PM

wow i thought differently xD i tot he was waiting for VD day so he can get his 1,000 clients a divorse.. hah
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 10:53 PM

LOL... that's sorta retarded yet clever in a way hhaahaha....




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Posted 29 January 2007 - 07:30 PM

lol clever yet smart yet -
hey clever and smart are the same thing =D
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 08:08 PM

LMAO, nice... laugh.gif Is he grumpy because that happened to him? xD
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 08:59 PM

took me awhile to get that.. LOL
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 02:05 AM

lol that's a smart lawyer. he's risking a lot as well
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 05:40 PM

i was like, "huh?"
ahahaha.
smart lawyer XD
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 09:46 PM

LOL!
that's so cute. laugh.gif
reminds of that one episode of malcolm in the middle where reese throws a box of caterpillars all over the neighbourhood so his exterminating business gets better.
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Posted 01 February 2007 - 10:52 AM

OHHAHAHAHA...Thanks for explaining! I get it! happy.gif
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Posted 01 February 2007 - 10:47 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA i got it.. what an idiot xD
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