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#1 User is offline   triple_D 

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 10:39 AM

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?"
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 10:55 AM

I've heard this one before, but it involved a lady and a guy that was trying to hit on her. Very laugh.gif funny though. biggrin.gif
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 11:15 PM

ROFL! I lol'd hard at that one. hahahaha. instead of not talking to strangers, why not just pwn them? xD
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 11:28 PM

haha. i love this joke biggrin.gif it's so freaking funny!
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 01:42 AM

Hahahha, wasn't this conversation between a blonde and the man, and it was labeled smart blonde or something?
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 08:53 AM

lol..... that's quite a smart answer! kekeke..


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Posted 05 February 2007 - 05:50 PM

Lol... that's stupid and smart. How is that possible? mellow.gif
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 07:53 PM

lol. i love little johnny. he is so smart. one good way to tell someone to shut up by telling them indirectly
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 08:19 PM

LOL

little johnny does raise a good question. i dont know crap either. ='(
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 07:18 PM

.. read a different ver. of this ~~
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 09:46 PM

LMAO!!!!!!! thats a good one
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 10:25 PM

clever little johnny... made me smile
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 11:27 PM

HHAHAHAH HEARd this before... but still good xD
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 12:45 AM

Hahaha, I love Little Johnny jokes. biggrin.gif Poor man got owned. smile.gif
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 06:33 AM

LOLL.. that's clever laugh.gif
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 01:44 PM

OWNED LOLLLLL~

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 12:44 PM

puhahaha i feel sorry for that guy =]
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 03:29 PM

hahaha
little johnny in thi one sounds like a boss
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 06:38 PM

omg. little johnny! what a smart boy.

i laughed hard at this joke!
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 08:51 PM

lmao. That made me laugh. What a smart kid. laugh.gif
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