[Teimester]

No God, Heaven, Hell or Satan. One rule was written by a Great Creator at the begining of time called "Scortifer Supreme X" and he wrote some rules for the universe:


1.Lol enjoy life or you suxxorz.
2.Don't pwn joor friends or they will team kill joo.
3.Girls wear minimal clothing or none at all.
4.Hax and you will be banned.
5.Don't use uber 1337 power on n00bs.
6.When in doubt, ask the closest Pieman for advice.
7.Never elect a man by the name of Bush for the president. Unless it is a woman. LOL BUSH.
8.Super Smash Bros. will never get old, it will just evolve and rule on in sequals.
9.Make sequals to movies only when it cannot be avoided. Or else they will suck more than a prostitute Kirby.
10.Zombies pwn.
11.Other religions and apple juice is teh suxxorz. But to each their own.
12.Ignore rule thirteen.
13.**** rule twelve.
14.Rule ten and eleven are n00bs.
13.*pwns rules twelve, thirteen, and fourteen*
13b.Dr. Pepper is free on Sundays.
14b.Rock smashes scizzorz and ricps paper. No execptions.
15b.Follow the one named "Scort" to enter the 1337 Kingdom.
16b.*edit rule 15* Unless he is named Scortchedv2(he will lead you into N00b Hell)
16c.Thee who worships the penguin will die a death worse than being pwned 100 times.
17.Eleminate all noobs possible to make the enviornment clean.
18. Scortifer was here.

lol i found this "religion" at my friend's forum
haha thats what they "believe" in =D
haahha
funny to me



ENJOY!

[ichikawaii]

12.Ignore rule thirteen.
13.**** rule twelve.
14.Rule ten and eleven are n00bs.

those were the only one i thought was funny because the rest i did not understand hahah

[BU_RP]

LMAO wouldn't n00bs be babies then?

[HANAo1]

o ______ o wow, the ancient dude knows so many modern words..

[Lyn.Tyai]

o ______ o wow, the ancient dude knows so many modern words..

HAHA, i know!

12.Ignore rule thirteen.
13.**** rule twelve.

Haha, it's funny how they basically cancel each other out.