[mousse91]

omg! the imparfait and passé composé explanations were very good! even thogh i'm half french and fluent speaker, if someone asked me about those verb changing tenses, i would be like i don't know what to say!

[lilmariah35]

omg! the imparfait and passé composé explanations were very good! even thogh i'm half french and fluent speaker, if someone asked me about those verb changing tenses, i would be like i don't know what to say!

i agree with you!!! kudos for the person who gave the explanations!!! your french skills are amazing XD

[Deziel]

Je trouve que francais a trop de regle, avec tout les accord... c'est trop ennuyant.

J'trouve aussi que la literature francaise c'est de la merde... Je lis un livre et ils utilisent de la vocabulaire que personne utilisent normalement. Moi j'suis anglophone et j'ai deja du trouble avec le francais, alors, avec la literature je comprend rien. >.>

^ Lol, i probably made a zillion mistakes, my french grammaire sucks, i can't 'accord' for mini cooper. >.>

[NPB-XK]

^ Yeah French, especially advanced French, has so many sophisticated stuff to look at... That's when I realized "Alright, I'll remain Québécois"... "Maganons le français!"

lol you never said quebeckers weren't allowed to participate

Ok how about translating "Sacrament d'ostie de criss de coliss de tabarnak de cimonak de ciboire de sacrifice de maudit de..."
My personal translation? ---> #%?&?$*&@#4...

[lilmariah35]

Je trouve que francais a trop de regle, avec tout les accord... c'est trop ennuyant.

J'trouve aussi que la literature francaise c'est de la merde... Je lis un livre et ils utilisent de la vocabulaire que personne utilisent normalement. Moi j'suis anglophone et j'ai deja du trouble avec le francais, alors, avec la literature je comprend rien. >.>

^ Lol, i probably made a zillion mistakes, my french grammaire sucks, i can't 'accord' for mini cooper. >.>

yes you made a zillion mistakes j/k XD mais la littérature française est comme les autres littératures...... je veux dire par là qu'il y a des vieux livres qui utilisent le vieux français (molière, baudelaire), il y a aussi des livres qui sont en langage soutenu parce que sinon ça fait pas sérieux du tout!!

^ Yeah French, especially advanced French, has so many sophisticated stuff to look at... That's when I realized "Alright, I'll remain Québécois"... "Maganons le français!"



Ok how about translating "Sacrament d'ostie de criss de coliss de tabarnak de cimonak de ciboire de sacrifice de maudit de..."
My personal translation? ---> #%?&?$*&@#4...

LOL!!! celle là c'est la meilleure....on dirait elvis gratton qui parle "!/"$/%?&%$/$%?&*&?%$/"/$

[Deziel]

Bleh, j'y peux parler et comprendre le francais. Mais c'est toujour la litterature qui me rends fou! >.>

Peut-etre c'est parce que j'suis pas assez bon en francais. P:

[kirstie_s]

i agree with you!!! kudos for the person who gave the explanations!!! your french skills are amazing XD

haha. you can thank my french teacher for that
thats exactly how she taught us the imperfect.

too bad my french skills are super terribly hoorribleee D:

j'ai besoin d'un prof
quelqu'un?
xD

omg. french interneto slangg! >.<
esp the quebecian stuff. je ne comprends pas @.@

[mousse91]

j'ai besoin d'un prof
quelqu'un?
xD

je peut etre ton prof mais, si tu as des questions sur la conjugaison, je ferais de mon mieux! ^^

[lilmariah35]

haha. you can thank my french teacher for that
thats exactly how she taught us the imperfect.

too bad my french skills are super terribly hoorribleee D:

j'ai besoin d'un prof
quelqu'un?
xD

omg. french interneto slangg! >.<
esp the quebecian stuff. je ne comprends pas @.@

i can help ......i promise i will do my best!!! XD c'est pourquoi? un exam, une dissertation???

[jafa100]

too bad my french skills are super terribly hoorribleee D:

j'ai besoin d'un prof
quelqu'un?
xD

Moi Aussi ^^


J'ai besoin d'aide!

[xX-SecreTarek-Xx]

Hi Guys ! i'm also french !
If anybody here needs some help for exercice etc etc, don't hesitate to reply here or just send me a pm !
alright ?! i'll try my best to help all of youu !

[NPB-XK]

Je suis un des meilleurs profs des expressions Québécoises ici, jusqu'à date. HEHEHEHEHE! Surtout quand je sacre... *Possédé*

[xX-SecreTarek-Xx]

ahahha J'ai mon cousin au quebec ! c'est vrai que j'suis un petit peu perdu quand je l'entend parler avec ces amis ... T_T mais ouai t'as raison c'est que les expressions qui sont O_O ahahaha
tabarnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccc

[mousse91]

ca veut dire quoi tabarnac?

[lilmariah35]

ca veut dire quoi tabarnac?

it's a swear but it's very difficult to translate it in english.

[kirstie_s]

je peut etre ton prof mais, si tu as des questions sur la conjugaison, je ferais de mon mieux! ^^

i can help ......i promise i will do my best!!! XD c'est pourquoi? un exam, une dissertation???

omg. you two can totally be my teachersss

nehh.. for part of our oral final, we have to do a speech about someone from the french resistance @.@
i need someone interestinggg. any suggestions?

Je suis un des meilleurs profs des expressions Québécoises ici, jusqu'à date. HEHEHEHEHE! Surtout quand je sacre... *Possédé*

LOL. ohh man i still cant get your name right @.@
npxbpxbxpxb! <<has those letters in it

i need to learn french internet slang before i learn quebecian french though yo

[loveartiste]

i took french for 4 years & now i don't remember anything.
XD

[missavvy]

j'ai le classe francais ..this semester! lol [my grammer may be terrible so forgive me for any errors, im just trying reallly hard to become fluent]
j'ai un essaie d'ecrire pour cette semaine, et si on veut corriger mes erreurs, je serais tres gracieuse!
yay.
et le prochaine annee, j'irai a ottawa.. et quebec.

[NPB-XK]

LOL. ohh man i still cant get your name right @.@
npxbpxbxpxb! <<has those letters in it

i need to learn french internet slang before i learn quebecian french though yo

I swear that all the people I know who came here to study or to live REALLY love the Québec language after learning our expressions... Dunno why... Funniest thing is that they wanna take it to our level, sometimes surpassing our level which makes us (Québéckers) very amused... They earn respect like that hahahaha!

ca veut dire quoi tabarnac?

lilmariah is right... It's a word equivalent to "f*ck" for English people... Even though Québéckers use the English word "f*ck" a lot (sometimes modified to become an adjective "f*cké" which is equal to English "f*cked") - The word "f*ck" is almost nothing for us... Just like a normal word... and we can even see the prime minister saying that word on TV when he speaks in Québécois (but definitely not when he speaks in English)... I mean anyone, especially Jean-Luc Mongrain (ok only Québéckers know this guy)... We consider "tabarnak" a word with WAY bigger impact than "f*ck"... But for non-Québéckers, tabarnak for us is equivalent to "f*ck" for them... Example: "Aaaah mon tabarnak!" = "Aaaaah f*cker!" - "Tabarnak!" = "F*ck!" - "C'est bon en tabarnak!" = "It's f*cking good!"
Same for other Québec swearings such as Ostie/Sti/Esti, Criss, Coliss, etc... except criss and coliss can be used as a verb or adverb... Example: "Je vais t'en colisser une" / "Je vais t'en crisser une"... It means "I'm gonna give you one" (to beat you up badly)... "C'est crissement impossible!!!" = "It's extremely impossible" (but with way more impact in the expression)
Very special... But words like that aren't only what makes us "special". There are tons of expressions that non-Québéckers would have no idea what they mean (mostly, they would misunderstand the meanings).

Other expressions...

When we say "Le gars yé hot"... It literally means "The guy is hot"... But we don't mean it as in "The guy is sexy"... We mean it as in "The guy is cool"...
I don't remember if French Paris people use the word "cave" for stupid people... Cave = Imbécile... "Je le trouve cave..." = "I find him stupid"
I know that some French people of France use the words "mongole" and "pédé"... we use that a lot too... along with "fif", "tapette", etc... (dunno if they use those ones though)

I can go on with Québec expressions lesson... but I'll keep them for later...
Each post I will make here, it will put:

Québec slang of the moment:
J'ai magané le char à mon voisin ben raide... = J'ai complètement démoli la voiture à mon voisin
Maganer is very similar to the French word "déformer" but more special... It's like the evil version of "déformer"...
"Ben raide" in Québécker could mean "bien bandé" (in erection), it could also mean "tout droit" (straight), but in the case used above in the sentence, it's just to add more impact... like the use of the word "completely"... ---> "Il est mort ben raide..."... "He's completely dead..." and no it doesn't mean "He's dead straight" or "He's dead on erection"...
And as you have noticed, "char" is commonly used to mean "car"...

[jafa100]

wow all these Québec slangs seems like another different language ^^