CHANGING LIGHT BULBS
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.
( RJC is one of the top college..some say 1st..some say 2nd )
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
( HCJC also one of the top college..some say 1st..some say 2nd )
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
( Known as the sch with most bimbos and stuck up ppl. haha and also the most enthusiastic college. )
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
( Most of the ministers and presidents came from this college )
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
( sadly, I dun think ajc can ever made it to top 5.haha. Jk )
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
( the richest sch with the richest kids who drive their fathers' BMW to sch. )
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
( sch with the highest pregnancy rates cos it is a catholic college. sex is common)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
( a christian sch )
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
( onc
continued...
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
( once a communist sch and a lot of china ppl )
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh? What's a light bulb???
( known as the top college starting from the bottom )
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are already very bright.
(top 5 college. this whole thing was written by a tjc student. biased view.but i also think they r very bright cos i'm in tat sch.=P)
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: john tesh the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
( All the ah lians ah bengs there. gangsters in another form of saying )
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are too stressed to lift a finger.
( a new college. the most ppl gotten retained or expelled there. )
i was thinking some still may nt understand this..but singaporeans here shld find this very very familiar.
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QUOTE(pussycat @ Mar 1 2007, 02:01 AM) 
CHANGING LIGHT BULBS
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.
( RJC is one of the top college..some say 1st..some say 2nd )
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
( HCJC also one of the top college..some say 1st..some say 2nd )
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
( Known as the sch with most bimbos and stuck up ppl. haha and also the most enthusiastic college. )
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
( Most of the ministers and presidents came from this college )
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
( sadly, I dun think ajc can ever made it to top 5.haha. Jk )
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
( the richest sch with the richest kids who drive their fathers' BMW to sch. )
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
( sch with the highest pregnancy rates cos it is a catholic college. sex is common)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
( a christian sch )
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
( onc
continued...
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
( once a communist sch and a lot of china ppl )
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh? What's a light bulb???
( known as the top college starting from the bottom )
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are already very bright.
(top 5 college. this whole thing was written by a tjc student. biased view.but i also think they r very bright cos i'm in tat sch.=P)
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: john tesh the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
( All the ah lians ah bengs there. gangsters in another form of saying )
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are too stressed to lift a finger.
( a new college. the most ppl gotten retained or expelled there. )
i was thinking some still may nt understand this..but singaporeans here shld find this very very familiar.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.
( RJC is one of the top college..some say 1st..some say 2nd )
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
( HCJC also one of the top college..some say 1st..some say 2nd )
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
( Known as the sch with most bimbos and stuck up ppl. haha and also the most enthusiastic college. )
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
( Most of the ministers and presidents came from this college )
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
( sadly, I dun think ajc can ever made it to top 5.haha. Jk )
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
( the richest sch with the richest kids who drive their fathers' BMW to sch. )
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
( sch with the highest pregnancy rates cos it is a catholic college. sex is common)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
( a christian sch )
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
( onc
continued...
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
( once a communist sch and a lot of china ppl )
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh? What's a light bulb???
( known as the top college starting from the bottom )
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are already very bright.
(top 5 college. this whole thing was written by a tjc student. biased view.but i also think they r very bright cos i'm in tat sch.=P)
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: john tesh the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
( All the ah lians ah bengs there. gangsters in another form of saying )
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are too stressed to lift a finger.
( a new college. the most ppl gotten retained or expelled there. )
i was thinking some still may nt understand this..but singaporeans here shld find this very very familiar.
i see...for pplz that live in singapore..but the term "china ppl" i m not familiar with, chinos is at least understandable
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