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#1 User is offline   Rink 

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 01:38 AM

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The
doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "Yes. None of us could get the jar open.
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 01:45 AM

lmao XD nothing suss right? ^^v

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 03:18 AM

Hahaha! i wasnt expecting that lol.
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:28 AM

haha this is a classic..
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:30 AM

ROFL. HAHAHAHA. Wow. xD
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:34 AM

Lol, i wasn't expecting that... that's a classic!
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:46 AM

hahhaha. lol. that was unexpected. lol
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 12:14 PM

ROFLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! wow that was interesting lmao
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 02:52 PM

>.>
I couldn't have never guessed that. HAHAH.

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 03:17 PM

Haha. That was so unexpected xD
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 04:00 PM

LOLL. XD

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 04:14 PM

haha funny but heard of it already =]
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 04:35 PM

Rofl! Interesting... I didn't expected that lmao. XD
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 05:06 PM

hahaha... xD i dont think anyone would expect that laugh.gif


but sooo classic!!!!! xD haha
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 05:19 PM

LOl omg my mind is dirtyyy. i wouldnt have expected this. x)
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:12 PM

omg lol
i wasn't expecting that. haha.
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:47 PM

haha i figured it out!!
before the end ^__^
yay my mind isnt dirty
hahahaha



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Posted 13 March 2007 - 07:21 PM

xD LOL I was fooled for a moment!
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 07:23 PM

lmao! tricky tricky sleep.gif
Someday it'll stop hurting so much....
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 07:29 PM

HAHAHA at first i was like "WTF EW" lol wow

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