[yujo]

I don't usually post topics but I thought it would be interesting to share these with you. If you can find anything else, feel free to add them.

You can't cheat in her class because no one knows the answers.
His class was like milk, it was good for 2 weeks.
I would have been better off using the tuition money to heat my apartment last winter.
Emotional scarring may fade away, but that big fat F on your transcript won't.
Evil computer science teaching robot who crushes humans for pleasure.
Miserable professor - I wish I could sum him up without foul language.
I swear he breathes sleeping gas.
BORING! But I learned there are 137 tiles on the ceiling.
Not only is the book a better teacher, it also has a better personality.
Teaches well, invites questions and then insults you for 20 minutes.
I learned how to hate a language I already know.
He will destroy you like an academic ninja.

[lollypops]

Hahaha, I loved the first one.

[i'm lagging yo]

"Your pillow will need a pillow."

hahahah

[Mrs.Winchester]

"Your pillow will need a pillow."

hahahah

lmao. i like that one

[DKYang]

"Teaches well, invites questions and then insults you for 20 minutes."

Sounds like the Chemistry teacher that everybody hates at my school.

[Take Five]

one of them said my teacher was either gay or didn't have a life. i didn't like his class either but i wouldn't have come up with something like that lol.

[GO!zilla]

Robotic students will do well in this guy's classes. Robots are programmed, human beings are taught. If you are the latter, I would suggest a different instructor. He is really not a bad guy, he's just a robot disguised as a human.

[angel2nyt]

Evil computer science teaching robot who crushes humans for pleasure.

this one's funny

this sounds like my history prof:
Go to class, submit your homework, lay your head down on your desk, and go to sleep. If you say hi to him once a week, you will get an A. If you don't say hello every week, you'll get a B.

[aaandy]

-This class was crap. She'd sit on her desk every day and ask us, "so, does anyone have any questions?" Unfortunately, you can't have questions unless you are being TAUGHT something.

lol

[truestar]

these are so funny! thanks for sharing them!

[Trungy]

Oh who am I kidding? I loved it ALL!

[untungl]

He needs to realize that you cant just take your first name and throw it in your last name and think your american

He has no ability to teach. Also, he is the worst teacher ever.

If the guy would learn to speak english it would be a start!! the guy also talks fast and doesnt explain himself- he assumes you know what your doing already- HEY..THIS ISNT AN HONORS COURSE!!!

The man reads off the slides. Very boring. Cannot teach. Spends too much time on worthless things. Stalls if he has nothing to teach.

Did nothing but read slides and put students to sleep with monotone voice. This class was basically self-taught. Unless you have a barrel of vivarin and some serious self-motivation, I urge you to take someone else.

Improvement: Kick his face in
Comments: Very boring, never tangents, His tests are 20-30x more specific than lecture or slides.... if youre not interested in pulse code modulation and manchester encoding schemes and john teshing your grandmother then you're john teshed in this class

He does not seem to know what he is talking about, and avoids answering questions by walking around them. Azad's terrible teaching style is elevated to new heights during the computer architecture chapter. I found it best to not go to class and just study from the book and the previous tests that he posts on his web site. I would recommend others to do the same.

After taking Azad's class, I've concluded that he is the worst teacher I've had a UNO thus far. I honestly don't think this man is qualified enough to be teaching anything above "Intro to PC's." (Although I bet he would struggle to teach even that course.) What really pisses me off about Azad is his teaching methods--the whole "3 tests determine your grade" method stinks. You mess up on one test and you can seriously screw yourself out of a good grade (it screwed me out of a well-deserved A). All in all, avoid Azad like a plague; he makes bad teachers look good.

One of my friends posted excerpts from the reviews of a teacher named Azad Azadmanesh at UNO.

edit: forgot about the curse filter, but you can probably guess!

[sonychak]

haha wow i feel bad for the professor

[tuxed0sam]

maybe i'm stupid but whats UNO?

university of northern ohio? oklahoma? oregon? haha

[super_girlo]

LOL. those are all so00 funny!!!

[sj22]

Rofl, i loved them all

a few more..
Houston, we have a problem. Space cadet of a teacher, isn't quite attached to earth.

This teacher was a firecracker in a pond of slithery tadpoles.

Very good course, because I only went to one class.

If I was tested on her family, I would have gotten an A.

[stymie]

"This guy is not a very effective teacher of ochem at all. He spends half the period talking about his failed inventions and blowing things up. To make up for his bad teaching, he is super lenient on the exams. If you want to learn about organic chemistry take someone else. He is a loser who wears the exact same thing everyday."

lol at the last sentence

[birthdaycakes]

A few for some profs at my school

I must have studying 1,000,000 hours for this class to earn the amazing grade of a C.

(Prof's surname is 'Geronimo') Gerinomo is the verb describing your grade, sanity and anything good and pure in this world. Evil prof who doesn't want to teach, doesn't want to be understood, and doesn't want to give any good grades. Terrible!

The lectures are practically useless. He looks like a surfer from Hawaii, and he dresses like a hiker. He is really into his profession, but often talks in complex terminology

very funny in subtle ways. He'd be a great neighbor.

Our first midterm average was a 33. He has a nice butt.

Pray for the curve

looks like yoda

[Melyxcious]

LMAO. I effing love that sight XP
one sounds like my CRJ professor

[itrayya]

waaa!!!!

i didnt know other students do this too!!!
my fren gave me the site but i never went on.
maybe i should now.

i'll probably end up defending the teachers i like. *loser*