A boy from India arrives with his parents in the USA to begin a new life in the land of Opportunity. It was the first day of school and Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. “Very good!" replied the teacher a little surprised a new student from a foreign country would know the answer.
Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper from the back of the class: "screw the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrasekhar says, "George Bush Snr to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? s*ck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts out to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "shut up you. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh we're gonna die for this" And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "Saddam Hussien to his co-defendants 2006."
History Lesson : Who Said What?
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Posted 19 March 2007 - 09:40 PM
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Posted 19 March 2007 - 10:02 PM
Sounds a little too clever for most people =p
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Posted 19 March 2007 - 10:24 PM
i had to read it twice to get it. good joke
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Posted 20 March 2007 - 06:15 PM
lol.. nice..^^.. (the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky was funny)
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Posted 20 March 2007 - 06:33 PM
haha,that was pretty good (:
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Posted 20 March 2007 - 08:37 PM
haha smart kid.................. =]
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Posted 20 March 2007 - 10:02 PM
ROFL but omg that's true all my indian classmates have been so smart haha
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Posted 20 March 2007 - 10:24 PM
lmao that was a good joke lol ^^ i enjoy it ^^ who wrote this is pretty smart ^^
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:21 AM
gotta give props to whoever came up with this one....really clever! 
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:46 AM
haha funny ..
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 11:20 AM
this is a pretty good joke, haha esp. the bill clinton and saddam hussein part 
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 01:36 PM
gee, slick and witty, but why he gotta be indian?
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Posted 22 March 2007 - 08:06 AM
tt was really smart..haha but if i had a friend like him i'll get annoyed
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 03:00 PM
wow~
amazing.... i like the saddam one... hahahaha+
amazing.... i like the saddam one... hahahaha+
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Posted 24 March 2007 - 07:44 AM
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Posted 24 March 2007 - 12:40 PM
clever x funny = wee~ nice
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Posted 24 March 2007 - 06:45 PM
Lolol. Smart kid. ^^
