[rockydonnatelli]

Can someone help me translate these linesin to japanese
I tried posting this in the japanese help thread but no one answer me. I need this translated by tomorw.
Please help me. I know there are some nice people who know Japanese in here!! Please help me!!!
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Have you tried the new product I told you about?

Yes I have! And it work great!

Really?

Yes!

I drank it before I commited suicide. Look I am still alive!

Really?

Yes! Me too! I drank it before I went outside! I got hit by a bus outside. Look I am still alive!

Really?

Yes!

My younger sister told she drank it and it protect from lightning! She got shock by lightning many times. But too bad she is still alive!

Really?

Yes!

My older use this product and it protects him from the stupid things that he does or do!

Really?

Yes!

My father shot himself in the gentle area, thanksfully he drank the product!

Really?

Yes!

It really work!!


PLEASE HELP TRANSLATE THIS!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

[koumi]

Please post in the Japanese thread for any help in translation.

http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9296