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Husband's Last Stand

#1 User is offline   Jangoon 

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 10:10 AM

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b!tch tonight, Dave."
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#2 User is offline   Mrs.Winchester 

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 11:25 AM

OMG!!!! hahahahahahaahahahahah oh dear!!
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Post icon  Posted 01 April 2007 - 11:44 AM

ROFLMAO! i read this before, a long time ago. but it's still funnyyy ! laugh.gif
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 12:04 PM

LOL... Dave.... lil player arent we?
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 02:28 PM

OH MY GOD.
i would kick him out & make him sleep on the bathroom floor.

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#6 User is offline   Classic Example 

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 04:58 PM

Haha. Well he deserves what's coming to him xD
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 05:45 PM

ROFLMAO. HAHAHAHAHAH.
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 07:53 PM

HAHAHA.... OMG.. funny one..


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Posted 01 April 2007 - 08:20 PM

lmao haha really funny ^^ he deserve it haha ^^
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 07:06 AM

oh snap~ busted. lol. thanks for sharing.
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 07:52 AM

lol, i wonder why he agreed to let her take him to his regular in the first place? But that's so funny.
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 09:38 AM

ROFLLLL!!!!
man, ppl need to shut their mouths. laugh.gif
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#13 User is offline   jl101 

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Posted 02 April 2007 - 03:22 PM

hahaha he got pwned
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 08:33 PM

LOL =.=xxx
thats pretty bad lol
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 08:37 PM

lololol........ ooooo0o busted.
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 04:30 PM

LMAO!!! That's hilarious!!
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 04:47 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA PWNED!!!
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 05:15 PM

Ahh.. that's not good. ><
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 04:07 AM

OooOOooO nasty.

how stupid of the wife, i wud neva take my husband out to a strip club.
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 04:16 AM

hahahahahhaha wat a stupid wife...
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