[molle3]

I didn't write this btw, it's pretty funny

The Guy: We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for! what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


source: http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread.php?t=8449

[alius]

ahahhahah.......so true!!! girls need to memorised this if you want a happy relationship =))

[NJSK.]

I've read this so many times,
but nevertheless funny xD


muchlove!
-jisoo

[Dedicate*]

It put a smile on my face






--Dedicate*

[Ewwitsher]

my first time seeing this.
now i know the guy's side=P

[white_minki]

hahhaha. this is funny. so true though. haha.

[xiam9]

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

For some reason I found this one really cute!

[spineru]

Round is a shape!
HAHAHA XD

[hI^slyer]

haha i love this one

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

[sweetanxiety]

hahaaaa the last part is funnyyy. :]]

[extrapetite]

aww maann, i need to work on number 1 lol jk

but seriously this one is sooo true

"1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for."

thanks my significant other for your sympathy [/sarcasm]

[annabeelee]

lol so funny i liked the its all numbers one for a reason

[angelic_diablo]

haha i've heard this before but still put a smile on my face

[JRMhothothot]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

lol. so true. but i still get mad when i accidentally sit down on a toilet with the seat up without looking >_<

[BabyK]

Hhahahaha!!!!

OMFG!

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

OMG that's horrible XD But it's dang funny! LMAO!!! *dies*

[crazyANDdelusional]

It was funny, but I have to say this.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

Actually, he did need directions. He was looking for India but instead found America, and he thought it was India for a few hours at the least. That's why the Native Americans are mistakingly called Indians. So, HAHA to whoever made this up xD.

[Little Miss Snackwrap]

Ahaha this is old but I think it's so cute XD

[amatsu]

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

LMAO.

And the round is a shape thing is good too. This is really funny!

[vanjuve]

i hate to admit it but it's totally true

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

^^ i love this one!

[Rekidai]

ahahaha this is good XDD and yea some of it is true.