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Things Not To Say To A Cop

#1 User is offline   Xoalilsinger 

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 08:27 AM


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with
me! Good job!

5. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

6. Sorry Officer, I was day dreaming.

7. Are we going to be on that TV show "COPS"?

8. Oh good, it just you. I thought it was that bounty hunter
after me!

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Do you know how stupid you look in that costume?

11. Look, I'm really in a hurry. I need to make it to the
FBI building with this fertilizer and chemicals before
it closes today.

12. Lets play "Cops & Robbers". I'm the Cop and your the
Robber. Ok?

13. I pay your salary!

14. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

15. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!

16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
us does.

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they
are.

18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the
trained specialist.

19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my
gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake
pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of
control.

20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44
magnum.



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#2 User is offline   erisa 

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 01:58 PM

hahahaha that was cool thanx for posting it ^^
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Posted 01 May 2007 - 02:20 PM

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with
me! Good job!

Haha. xD
That's great.

Thanks for posting. tongue.gif
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#4 User is offline   miyoko 

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 02:48 PM

7, 13, and 15 are soo funny. biggrin.gif
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Posted 01 May 2007 - 09:26 PM

QUOTE(Xoalilsinger @ May 1 2007, 09:27 AM) View Post
13. I pay your salary!

16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
us does.

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they
are.


i totally love these three laugh.gif
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 07:50 PM

ahahahah
I believe whoever says this to an officer.. is on crack for a total nutcase

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Posted 08 May 2007 - 06:37 AM

QUOTE(Xoalilsinger @ May 1 2007, 10:27 AM) View Post
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.


i like this best!!! LOLS.and i never hear b4! thx for sharing!
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 08:30 AM

7. Are we going to be on that TV show "COPS"?
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 11:37 AM

QUOTE(Xoalilsinger @ May 1 2007, 06:27 PM) View Post
20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44
magnum.

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*imagining Jack Bauer saying that*

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Posted 08 May 2007 - 03:48 PM

xD Lol that was a good laugh, loved no.17
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 05:22 PM

QUOTE
20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44
magnum.


My favorite biggrin.gif
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 06:51 PM

LMAO!!!

If it were me I'd hecka ask this XD
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7. Are we going to be on that TV show "COPS"?


OMFG! This reminds me of this one time my brothers friends got pulled over. And one of his friends asked if he could go back to the car and get his food. The officier said okay. Then his friend is eating... and eating and then he askes the officier...

Friend: Officier you want some soda?
Officier: No thanks.
Friend: Ooooookay

** couple of minutes later **

friend: Officier you want some fries?
officier: No thanks I'm good.
friend: Ooooookay

Seriously no lie that's what really happened XD
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 09:31 PM

puahha i misread it and thought you said Things Not To Say To a Cup
lol.
i was like wtheck o__o
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#14 User is offline   vonn~ 

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 06:46 AM

no seriously!
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19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my
gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake
pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of
control.

this is FTW! hahaha..i had a good laugh 8D thanks!
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 10:26 AM

hahaha. so funny~ thanks for sharing! i like lists like this.
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 04:14 PM

Haha... Wow. I like #4, 12, and 13. XD
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 07:19 PM

haha those are hella funny!
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 10:42 PM

Ahahahs, the COPS thing lol.
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 09:24 PM

officer: "hey son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking too much?"
driver: "hey officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating too much donuts?"

Note: I don't remember if it's suppose to be "red" or "shot"
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 07:16 AM

niceeeeee. heard some before. but still good!
its beauty that captures your attention but it's personality which captures your heart...
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