True Meaning Of Male Statements

True Meaning Of Male Statements sorry if repost....

#1 Xoalilsinger

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 08:23 AM

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find
out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was
drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"
True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

#2 j3n1f3r

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 08:47 AM

LOL

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

thats messed up

#3 blue_shoe

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 12:42 PM

QUOTE(j3n1f3r @ May 2 2007, 11:47 AM)

LOL

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
thats messed up

Trust me, that's true.

Bore!!!

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#4 pyroignition

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 02:17 PM

QUOTE(blue_shoe @ May 2 2007, 04:42 PM)

Trust me, that's true.

somebody's experiences xD
theres one where every sentence means 'ur ugly' on the guy side

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 04:26 PM

=O wow yeah some of them is true though

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 05:34 PM

LOL. So sad and funny, especailly the quoted one xD

#7 enticedangel

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 07:38 PM

aw..this is depressing though. how horrible guys can sometimes be

enticedangel;;some things are better left unsaid.
live without regrets and take a chance!(:

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 08:41 PM

hahahahahahaha very sad, but very funny.

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 04:02 AM

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

LOL!!!

oh yeah.

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 04:08 AM

haha, this is pretty funny.

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Posted 05 May 2007 - 12:30 PM

QUOTE

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

#12 MsChen

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Posted 05 May 2007 - 02:52 PM

some are true.
but some were mean too D: like this one..

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Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Your voice makes me tremble inside and your smile is an invitation for my imagination to go wild.

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Posted 05 May 2007 - 10:04 PM

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

)___0 rofl....

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Posted 05 May 2007 - 10:13 PM

QUOTE(Xoalilsinger @ May 2 2007, 12:23 PM)

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find
out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

QUOTE

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was
drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

These two are pretty mean..

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Posted 05 May 2007 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE(Xoalilsinger @ May 3 2007, 02:23 AM)

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

LOL. Hahaha. Some of these are so true and harsh at the same time.

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Posted 06 May 2007 - 03:41 PM

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
^

AHAHHAHA xD

oh dangg~

some of these are like o_o;;;;

is that what they`re REALLiE thinking o_o;

"stop procrastinating."