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#1 User is offline   Xoalilsinger 

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Post icon  Posted 02 May 2007 - 08:45 AM

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his
office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a
very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you
don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and
make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal
for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a
hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only
make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with
your husband several times a week and satisfy his every
whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I
think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the
doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.


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#2 User is offline   Char27 

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 11:02 AM

i must say THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.... ahhh i can only imagine a wife's face upon saying those words...LOL
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 12:09 PM

LOL, that's really mean xD
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 01:10 PM

Haha, hilarious...but yes, mean.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 03:12 PM

PWAHAHA. i can see her now "oh HEYELLLLL NO!" x]

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 03:39 PM

lol. some wife he's got there. haha.
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#7 User is offline   Classic Example 

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 05:20 PM

Haha. I thought the husband put the doctor up to that xD
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 05:32 PM

LMAO!!! That's hilarious and sad xD What a nice wife that would be... hahaha
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 05:54 AM

Hahahaha that's funny!!
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#10 User is offline   pokieelicious 

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Posted 04 May 2007 - 08:09 AM

i dont get it....
ur guna die...= =;?????
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 08:39 AM

QUOTE(Cookiied Out @ May 2 2007, 06:20 PM) View Post
Haha. I thought the husband put the doctor up to that xD



Hahahha same here, that was a good one.
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#12 User is offline   Korowa 

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Posted 04 May 2007 - 09:40 AM

wow that's a terrible wife! I wouldn't want one like that for sho.
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 10:53 AM

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA tat was pretty funnni
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 11:27 AM

HAHA dayum.....she will still do all that stuff to him >.< women could be selfish sometimes smile.gif thanks for sharing
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 04:38 PM

HAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
i think i would have said the same thing LOL
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Posted 05 May 2007 - 03:13 PM

hahahah LOLL
I DDId not expect that
LOL
AHAHAH
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Posted 05 May 2007 - 10:30 PM

Lol, so she didn't want to do any and let him die, right? unsure.gif
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 05:00 AM

HAHAHHAHAH!
ROFL! That's a good one. LOL!
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#19 User is offline   Mz.Mo0.NiQu3 

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Posted 06 May 2007 - 03:43 PM

aww T____T;;




poor guy~


lolz. but i can see why she sed that o___o;;

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Posted 06 May 2007 - 04:42 PM

lmaoo aww poor guy. XD wow, alot of work though for 10 months.

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