A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fart, time to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over."
The old rooster says "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by, one right behind the other. He grabs his shotgun and BOOM! -- he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head, "Damn...third gay rooster I've bought this month."
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA
lmfao! xDD
lmfao! xDD
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 11:07 PM
OMG!! that was unexpected.. hahahahah~
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 11:14 PM
LMAOOOO!!!!!!
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THAT WAS FUNNAYYY :]]
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THAT WAS FUNNAYYY :]]
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 11:57 PM
omg hahahahahahhaahahhaahh awwwww
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Posted 10 May 2007 - 01:04 AM
Whoa. That old rooster is smart. o_________o
Wasn't expecting that to happen. XD
Wasn't expecting that to happen. XD
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Posted 10 May 2007 - 09:29 AM
puahahahhaha >o< hilarious.
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Posted 10 May 2007 - 11:51 AM
hahaha, that was so funny. lol. never heard it before
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Posted 10 May 2007 - 12:03 PM
puahhaha! that was funny dude..thanks for sharing!
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Posted 10 May 2007 - 02:40 PM
hahaha lol
at first i didnt get it
but then i read it again
at first i didnt get it
but then i read it again
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Posted 10 May 2007 - 10:15 PM
hahahaah! LOL. omg I totally didn't expect that!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Damn. Funny stuff.
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 04:04 PM
Haha... XD Oh my goodness...
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Posted 20 May 2007 - 12:28 PM
hahahaha
Old rooster is smart...
Old rooster is smart...
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Posted 20 May 2007 - 04:58 PM
thats one clever old rooster :-D
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Posted 20 May 2007 - 06:47 PM
Hahaaaa smart old rooster!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 20 May 2007 - 07:19 PM
ahahahhaha omgosh that is soooo unexpected.
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