Perfect Man poem style
#1
Posted 23 May 2007 - 10:32 PM
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
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#3
Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:17 AM
LOL....
well such "PERFECT" man is extinct.... nearly.
well such "PERFECT" man is extinct.... nearly.
#4
Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:19 AM
i knew the perfect man was gay. i saw it coming. but still interesting to read.
#5
Posted 24 May 2007 - 04:46 PM
lol so true but i think it goes both ways haha
the only people you need in your life are those that need you in theirs
#10
Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:34 PM
HAHAHAHAH XD
the last two lines made the whole poem sound good!
HAHAHAHA XD
the last two lines made the whole poem sound good!
HAHAHAHA XD
#11
Posted 24 May 2007 - 10:00 PM
Yea, kinda self-contradicting with the, "As well as a good husband to his bride" part.
#12
Posted 24 May 2007 - 10:33 PM
HAHHAHAHAHAH oh wow...
tat last 2 last is soo truee
tat last 2 last is soo truee
#14
Posted 25 May 2007 - 07:02 AM
Ahahahaha that's a nice one ^^
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#15
Posted 25 May 2007 - 07:05 AM
lmao hahaha this is so funny ^^ yeh such perfect man is extinct ^^
#17
Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:46 AM
Another funny poem XD I have to say this is kind of the truth yeah...
#18
Posted 25 May 2007 - 01:32 PM
Aww... That's cute!! But so sad if it were true...
Lost in love...
...I dream a dream...
I fall in love with falling in love.
--Dir en grey
...I dream a dream...
I fall in love with falling in love.
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