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#1 User is offline   Q_Park 

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 06:33 PM

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body.

"That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body."

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."

When I first read this I laughed out loud.

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 06:47 PM

lmao blondes laugh.gif

can't even tell if the pain is coming from her leg/ribs or her finger xDD
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 08:36 PM

lmfaooo these blonde jokes are hilarious
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 12:33 PM

rofl what an idiot... seriously smile.gif
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 03:41 PM

Lol... That's cute, in a way. XD
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 03:51 PM

LOL ahah what a loser =P
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 04:52 AM

HAHAHAHHA ! roflmao !
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 06:28 AM

i love blonde jokes. it's always funny biggrin.gif
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 06:30 AM

lol.... read this before... seriously hilarious biggrin.gif


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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:30 AM

QUOTE(RawrDesu @ May 25 2007, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lmao blondes laugh.gif

can't even tell if the pain is coming from her leg/ribs or her finger xDD


hahahahhaha, oh goodness T___T

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:51 AM

LOL that was funny
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 08:16 AM

Wooooooooooow! Haha! Can't tell her finger is hurting? At first I was like "How can you break every bone in your body and take yourself to the doctors???" Haha! That's funny.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 09:50 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 10:56 AM

hahaaaaaa. funny.
ouch, broken finger bone must be a pain... =/

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 12:02 PM

hahaha so she broken her finger >.<
how come she think she broken her bones LOL

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 01:40 PM

haha
i thought she had a thorn in her finger or something..
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 02:03 PM

lol....wowww

thats sad.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 02:52 PM

LMAO
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 03:43 PM

lol... this is funny. thanks for sharing!
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 04:06 PM

unexpected jokes!! SO FUNNY!!
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