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Short Joke Thread Jokes that are less than 5 lines - POST THEM HERE ; PLS READ 1ST POST

#151 wakana_akemi

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 10:00 PM

QUOTE (Floatii @ Dec 16 2008, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

my friend told me and my friends this one, and then i was the ONLY ONE laughing. x_x

but it's funny. lols

What happened when Mary turned off the lights?
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It turned dark.

lol, that IS FUNNY!

#152 lilcookie12

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Posted 28 December 2008 - 06:48 PM

a blonde wakes up but realized she's late for work
she quickly gets ready for work and heads out the door
she usually takes bus 22 to work but it didn't come
so she decided to take bus 11 two times instead

lame~

#153 Allison

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 09:40 PM

QUOTE (Booger Face @ Dec 22 2008, 01:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What do you call five white guys on a bench?

The NBA.

LOL!

Some of these jokes are really funny.

#154 xAriel

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 03:34 AM

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#155 Red-Panda-Chan

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 08:46 PM

Um... This really isn't a joke but: I'm so sexy that Justin Timberlake brought me back five times. XD

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#156 ellyphant

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Posted 04 January 2009 - 06:15 AM

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

[mean]

#157 Allison

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:34 PM

My friend just told me this today and I ended up all over the place laughing D;

"Why don't you be like a tree and leave?"

Yeah, I'm weird.

#158 soulremix.

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE (Floatii @ Dec 16 2008, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

my friend told me and my friends this one, and then i was the ONLY ONE laughing. x_x

but it's funny. lols

What happened when Mary turned off the lights?
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It turned dark.

LOL, I cracked up on that one xD
So dumb though, rofl.

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#159 imaviet

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 02:59 PM

I bet everyone remembers this one (x :

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine

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ahaha.

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#160 KTHubbybunch

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 09:27 PM

QUOTE (imaviet @ Jan 15 2009, 06:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I bet everyone remembers this one (x :

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine

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ahaha.

random. but i like it

hehe

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What do you call five white guys on a bench?

The NBA.

oh yeah?

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Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?

Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."

hahaha

nice one

#161 Xiaoba1tu

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 05:49 AM

Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

What happened to the Chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his nose.

#162 miss scarlett

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 10:53 PM

QUOTE (tomatotooty @ Mar 5 2008, 05:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

who score the best in the class test? june, july or ella?

ella.

because.. under my umbrella
ella ella A(eh) A A

LOL. This reminded me of my friend, who thought the song went "Under my arm named Ella" instead lol

#163 jberry5

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 06:34 PM

Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Cuz he was a fungi [ fun guy ]

Q: Why did he leave the party?
A: Cuz there wasn't mushroom [much room]

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#164 jowyun

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 11:24 AM

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

The early bird may get the worm, but, the second mouse gets the cheese in the mouse trap.

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 11:13 PM

QUOTE (VengeanceDoll @ Dec 17 2008, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Don't worry. I cracked up at that one as well.

Well here's one I got~

Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?

Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."

8D Someone laugh with me

ROFL, omggg. I love lame jokes xD I feel lame laughing at them but I can't help it xD

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#166 babiloveyoo

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 06:32 PM

Hahahha I love this thread XD

#167 Marybaby

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 03:46 AM

lol my friends were taking the piss out of the teacher.

friend: when was the last time you went to the mental hospital
teacher: when i went to visit you

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 04:39 PM

A blonde and brunette are talking. The brunette says: "My boyfriend was suffering from dandruff, but I gave him Head and Shoulders and it all went away."
The blonde pauses, then says "how do you give shoulders?"

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