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#201 Peti

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 07:22 AM

Why did the mexican man push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila (An alchoholic drink pronounced 'To-kill-er')

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#202 Lawlfer

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 11:31 AM

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking quite "acute" today

How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

#203 KTHubbybunch

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Post icon Posted 26 April 2009 - 07:14 PM

Did you know..

That high heels were invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed on the forehead..

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Q: What do smoking cigarettes & eating p_ _ sy have in common?

A: The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt! hehehe

#204 Alisaur

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 12:10 PM

One of my friends told me this today. I found it pretty funny, being the Harry Potter fan I am.

Knock knock : Who's there?
You know : You know who?
Avada Kedavra, you're dead!

#205 KTHubbybunch

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Post icon Posted 01 May 2009 - 09:09 PM

PATIENT: How much is your facelift?

DOCTOR: complete treatment cost P145,000

PATIENT: so expensive!!! O_O; what's the cheapest treatment that will make me look young?

DOCTOR: here a pacifier... only P20!

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a Roach told Juan..

"Don't smack me with a magazine!"

JUAN: why not?

ROACH: coz only HAVAIANAS touches my skin!

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Angry Husband sent SMS to Father-in-law..

"YOUR PRODUCT, NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS!"

Smart Father-in-Law: "WARRANTY EXPIRED! MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE!"

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FACTS OF LIFE:

a BOY's voice changes when he becomes a MAN.

a WOMAN's voice changes when she becomes a WIFE...

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The Secret to stay YOUNG...?

Sleep the right number of hours

Go with the right crowd

Eat the right food

and......

Tell the WRONG age....

#206 Feh-Ling

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 03:39 PM

What do you call a valley girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Like, not EVEN!

Lol...

#207 KTHubbybunch

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 02:44 AM

Q: What's the difference between WEDDING DAY & WEDDING NIGHT?

A: on WEDDING DAY, the ORGANS are playing.
on WEDDING NIGHT, they are playing the ORGANS!! hahaha

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EDWIN: when my wife was pregnant, her favorite movie was LORD OF THE RINGS TWO TOWERS. there! our babies were twins!

CHRIS: my wife's favorite movie was THE 3 MUSKETEERS. There! Our babies were triplets!

(suddenly one of their friend Robert is feeling down...)

EDWIN & CHRIS: Why? so what's your wife's favorite?

ROBERT: 300!

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PEDRO: i'm going home, i can't wait to take off my wife's panty!

JUAN: you're getting HOT now?

PEDRO: nope, its too tight on me..

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MOUSE 1: I'm brave! I eat racumin.

MOUSE 2: i'm more brave than you, i eat cheese with mouse trap!

MOUSE 3: I'm the bravest of you all!!

MOUSE 2: why?

MOUSE 3: i eat Pu$$y!

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Years ago, you came into this world naked & screaming..

Things have changed so much..

Now, when you're naked someone else does the screaming!!

#208 litaznboi

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 07:38 PM

this topic is like a the "god" of jokes when you're blown =0 I'm not though but still cracking up.! HAhaha

thank you everyone!

#209 thwangs

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 12:49 AM

So two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

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Budum, chh!

Baaahahahahahahahha!

#210 IdiotPride62

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 06:01 AM

Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Boo, i am the undead =]

#211 elizabethlien

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 11:35 AM

haha love these ... my joke is really really bad but it still makes me laugh, even when everyone groans ^^

What does a Hannibal call a phone book???
A menu

hehe ^^

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#212 x.wendiie.lalala

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 07:18 PM

this is a joke my friend told me a few days ago haha

how do you wake up LadyGaga?

Pokerface (poke-her-face)

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#213 k7azn09

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 02:08 PM

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

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Because then it would be a FOOT!

pretty funny huh?

Be FAITHFUL in small things BECAUSE it is IN them that YOUR strength LIES.
- Mother Teresa

#214 philip11

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 07:29 PM

QUOTE (Ya` @ Jun 22 2007, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

i thought that was pretty sad

LOL! what if i asked santa for a puppy? Do i need to send my dog to him?

have a healthy life!

#215 Hyesunglove

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:06 PM

빅뱅이 제일 좋아하는 소리는?

암소소리

(i'm so sorry but i love you 다 거짓말..)

....lol

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#216 sujisuju

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Posted 20 June 2009 - 09:35 PM

what do you get when you eat a blackberry?
a bluetooth!

hahaha

#217 Katskachi

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 10:28 PM

What did Batman say to Robin right before they got into the car?

"Robin, get in the car."

#218 oObbyxdoll

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:04 PM

QUOTE (jenniee @ Dec 4 2007, 02:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

what do gay horses eat?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ~

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ! I would probably roll on the floor laughing if someone told me this joke in person.

.. Did you guys hear about the guy who lost the left half of his body?
Well, he's all right now